Corrupt a wish

Throes

Granted, but his talking speed continues to increase so that he talks so fast no one can understand what he's saying.

I wish something interesting would happen. (not involving bodily harm before, during, or after)

onemoment

Your pregnant. How interesting!

I wish for more…sleeping time.

AWB

Wish granted. You sleep forever.

I wish The Simpsons would hire the second team of writers so the current episodes would be better.

One-eyed Chou

It's done. But now it's so funny that people explode because they laugh so much, making it a national danger and thus cancelling it.

I just fucking wish I had a DVD drive on MY home computer.

AWB

Wish granted. It doesn't work though.

I wish the comic book series Bone would be made into an incredible, successful, faithful to the series, hand-drawn animated film trilogy. And I want Robbie Coltrane and Brad Garrett doing the voices of the 2 Stupid Rat Creatures!

Anime Master

Done but after themovie becomes a sucess, it is banned from the US due to a man killing himself over an inconsistancywith the story.
I wish they would re-air the old Batman cartoon.

onemoment

They do, but you don't get to see it.

I wish for cool videogames.

Cochise

Wish granted but now the video game is so cool it turns into a block of ice and when you try to melt the ice off your game melts with it.

I wish I was in the NBA.

Devilfruitgrower

Granted but then you pee your pants your first game

I wish my friend who lives in New York who've I kept in close contact with would come visit me in Chicago

Satsuki

Your friend visits you, but you end up having a huge fight and cutting off all contact.

I wish the deadline on my Book Review (for a 375 page book I just started reading yesterday) would be extended.

Cochise

It's extended but you just end up doing it at the last minute and have to turn it in while it's half finished.

I wish I learned Rokushiki.

onemoment

You learned it, but your douriki is only 20.

I wish I had less work, and more…money.

Devilfruitgrower

Edit, Damn you beat me to it.

Granted but then the money goes up in flames the second you get it.

I wish all schools would be blown up while nobody was in it thus cancelling our education. And since school was only holding our true smarts back everyone became really smart!

onemoment

Granted, but everyone only thinks they're smart, and lack the social skills gained in school.

I wish for an end to racism.

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, there is no racism, but only after a global genocide of all the "inferior races" has been carried out.

I wish that all the horrible sequels "Die Hard 4, Mad Max 4, Indiana Jones 4 and Scary Movie 4" will be just a bad dream.

Anime Master

Done but then you accidentially blurt out your dreams to people who work for the directors and they make them any way.
I wish everyone would die a horrible death for corrupting others wishes

captain sogeking

granted everyones dead

I wish everyone wasn't dead

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, now they are zombies.

I wish my stupid classmates would die a dreaded death, malaria or ebola if possible.

onemoment

Granted, but their friends and relatives know you made that wish.

I wish I was invisible..sometimes.

lalala

granted…but you don't get to choose when.

I wish there were more good shows and movies on tv during times that are suitable for me.

onemoment

Granted, but the rest of the insuitable times are hell.

I wish for increased strength and stamina. No 'roids.

d.Lughie

granted. but then you breaks everything along your way. the road you walk on, the chair you sit on.

i wish there are 10 Odas

Cochise

Then One Piece would end 10 times faster. And you don't want it to end do you?

I wish I owned 1000 mangas

Anime Master

Done but then your house cought on fire.
I wish Soge King was real

onemoment

Granted, but they're all "love tommorrow love" mangas.

I wish for a second wish for the next poster.

kiksq

Granted his first wish was for invincibility and his second was to have a fire inflame you and him at the same time and place.

I wish for invincibility.

Cochise

@Anime:

Done but then your house cought on fire.
I wish Soge King was real

Sogeking is real you just have to rip out your heart, cut it open and say hello.

I wish I was 1billion feet tall

Onigumo

Granted, Now your head is in outer space, and explodes in a horribly painful manner.

I wish I was the best fiddle player in the world.

onemoment

You are now 1 billion feet tall and invincible, but you still suffocate outside the earth's atmospehere.

I wish I posted sooner…

Bounty1Berry

Fine. Take the response three posts up.

I wish I had the Moku Moku fruit.

Satsuki

Granted, but now nobody will come near you cause you stink of smoke.

I wish I had a cheaper way to send all my manga/stuff home rather than the usual postal system.

nguyen

You get a free flying chicken but it gets caught and eaten.

I wish I was a good an artist as Taboo.

onemoment

Granted, but its not the "Taboo" you want. It's that other guy…that sucks.

I wish a could draw well in general.

AWB

Wish granted. Unfortunately, your skills aren't as good as you wanted them to be.

I wish I was dead.

d.Lughie

wish granted. But now you are alive in living hell

i wish i could get good marks in my coming exam

captain sogeking

wish granted but you get caught for cheating

I wish my school's computer showed peoples signatures

Onigumo

Graned, but the signatures have viruses on them that only affect school computers.

I still wish I was the best fiddle player in the world.

nguyen

Granted, but you beat me in a fiddling competition and I come and kill you.

I wish I had a logia fruit.

Duce of Transilvania

Granted, you have the awesome power of the rock fruit, you can transform into a big rock, just like Dexter.

I wish i could have x-ray vision, im perverted.

Local-chan

Granted, but you can only see through men's clothing. (Or girls if your a girl)

I wish, ummm….nah, I dun wish for anything, I'm happy. So I wish for nothing.

nguyen

Granted. But by nothing you go burn in hell.

I wish I was good at making flash movies.

Azegoroth

Granted, but your computer crashes every time you try to save them.

I wish I could use magic.

Local-chan

Granted, but all you can do is turn yourself into a frog

As for going to hell, I'd prefer that, Sex, alcohol and other stuff is better than praying etc.

I wish I wish I had a fish

nguyen

Granted. But you get Arlong.

I wish I was good at making flash movies.

Local-chan

Granted, but you have no imagination to make enjoyable ones.

I wish Nami would stop stealing my shoes

d.Lughie

granted. but then she goes and steal your money :laugh:

i wish i was a better person

onemoment

Granted. You are .00000000000000001 better percent of a person. You get a big head from this improvement and everyone thinks your an asshole afterwards.

I wish for tight abs…...and not someone elses.

lalala

granted, but they're so tight they crush your organs.

i wish i knew what to wish for and would never forget.

nguyen

Granted, but you wish for death.

I wish that I had a pet otter.

Satsuki

Granted, but the otter gets rabies and mauls your face.

I wish it was the end of April already so I could go home.