Confession Session - LOCK THIS THREAD

Dryish

Please stay the heck away. We suck.

trappedolphin

But you learn skiing in school

LaCaSiNa

@Dryish:

Please stay the heck away. We suck.

What he said.

@trappedolphin:

But you learn skiing in school

B-but skiing sucks too! (Or at least for me it does since I'm, you know, BAD at it.)

Dryish

The only good thing about the country is water. The lakes are pretty in the summer and all the snow looks awesome in the winter. But that's that.

LaCaSiNa

Oh yeah, I can agree with that. I love living in a town that is located between two lakes.

wolfwood

The women are pretty easy on the eyes too.

Nolus

Hungarian cuisine is awesome. Lotsa meat. And cabbage. The language's hard though.

You're all very welcome!

wolfwood

You guys down south eat way too much lamb for my taste.

Needs more pork bro

No Maam

@Dryish:

Please stay the heck away. We suck.

If you don't stop this and learn some self-apreciation right this instant I swear there's a limited edition chromium baseball bat with your guy's name on it.

Yes I am threatening all of Finland, what you gonna do about it ? :ninja:

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Also I confess to not like South Park. At all. In the slightest.

Nolus

@wolfwoof:

You guys down south eat way too much lamb for my taste.

Needs more pork bro

Hungary is more about beef though, at least, I think so. Also pork. Also fish. I've only eaten lamb once.

Aardwolf

Everyone should come to Albania we have dirt and…bunkers.....

Dryish

@No:

Yes I am threatening all of Finland, what you gonna do about it ? :ninja:

What we always do: move to Sweden.

No Maam

@Dryish:

What we always do: move to Sweden.

Always taking the easy way out, never trying, never learning. You lot make me sick.

Suppose I were to take your precious Sweden away, what would you do then huh ?

Dryish

Probably Michigan shrugs

wolfwood

@Nolus:

Hungary is more about beef though, at least, I think so. Also pork. Also fish. I've only eaten lamb once.

You hungs are allright then. Not like those goat munching greeks:ninja:

@Aardwolf:

Everyone should come to Albania we have dirt and…bunkers.....

And an insanely violent mob.

trappedolphin

Everyone just come to Hong Kong.

Dryish

@Aardwolf:

Everyone should come to Albania we have dirt and…bunkers.....

I'm sold. Where can I get the documents that I need to file for citizenship?

Aardwolf

@Dryish:

I'm sold. Where can I get the documents that I need to file for citizenship?

I'll get someone to falsify them for you pronto. You'll be good to go in a week or two.

Mr M

If you think Finland sucks , you should try Belgium

Monkey D

After the "my country is better than yours" competion, it's "my country sucks more than yours" competition ? :p

Nolus

My country has harder language than yours!

wolfwood

My country has less smelly cheese than yours

Enzeru

My country has mountains. And we suck at every sport except skiing.

Right let's play 'guess my country'.

Mr M

My country has a worse functioning government then yours

trappedolphin

I love my country for several things. But it's a tenth the size of Rhode Island, and our government just passed a motion to increase the population to 6.9 million using foreign immigrants.

Nolus

We should have a "My country" thread.

Monkey D

@metteminne:

My country has a worse functioning government then yours

At least you have a government now :p

1PceXperience

My country invades other countries in the name of freedom.. :sad:

wolfwood

@Enzeru:

My country has mountains. And we suck at every sport except skiing.

Right let's play 'guess my country'.

Hmm i'm gonna say Austria.

@Nolus:

We should have a "My country" thread.

I confess that i'd post in it. We could do an alphabetical talk through about all countries.

First stop Albania i guess?

trappedolphin

I'd be on board with that if the my-country-is-better-than-yours fights are kept to an enjoyable minimum~

Enzeru

@wolfwoof:

Hmm i'm gonna say Austria.

Ooh you're good.
@trappedolphin:

I'd be on board with that if the my-country-is-better-than-yours fights are kept to an enjoyable minimum~

In that case I shall propose a country tournament. May the ~~best~~worst country win!

zachri

@SickVibes:

i think england is better we have good books and we created you

16 Characters of Finances.

Chrissie

Half of my country is occupied by a Turkish army that is over 11 000 in number! \o/

wolfwood

@trappedolphin:

I'd be on board with that if the my-country-is-better-than-yours fights are kept to an enjoyable minimum~

Allright no French and no new and/or old englanders then.

1PceXperience

A noteworthy Best from my Country

We gave birth to this fella

A noteworthy Worst from my Country:

We killed John Lennon :'(

zachri

@wolfwoof:

Allright no French and no new and/or old englanders then.

What about general Englanders?

Foxy The Silver Fox

@1PceXperience:

A noteworthy Best from my Country

We gave birth to this fella

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A noteworthy Worst from my Country:

We killed John Lennon :'(

Other than that, Disney plagiarized, turned old fairy tales into movies, put phalic symbols in their movies, and made a terrible channel. But at least we have that classic Micky Mouse.

1PceXperience

@Foxy:

Other than that**, Disney plagiarized,**

I was pleasantly surprised when I stumped upon this thing online some years back:

GuetaMinute

@Foxy:

Other than that, Disney plagiarized, turned old fairy tales into movies, put phalic symbols in their movies, and made a terrible channel. But at least we have that classic Micky Mouse.

Man you're such a fucking downer :/

Smudger

CaptainKid

@trappedolphin:

I'd be on board with that if the my-country-is-better-than-yours fights are kept to an enjoyable minimum~

It show show stupid people can be, that said people bashing their own country can be fun [then that's taken to the extreme by many people who hate America because lots of other people do].

Smudger

Meh when you push aside banter and all that malarkey it's impossible to deny that each place on this planet is unique or enjoyable in some way. I've been to many and miss huge amounts of the stuff that happens there.

I love england and Australia but I'd hate to be confined to them however enjoyable they may be.

No Maam

@Smudger:

Meh when you push aside banter and all that malarkey it's impossible to deny that each place on this planet is unique or enjoyable in some way.

Insert North Korea joke.

Khainiwest

America made the missionary position.

You're welcome

Pointsifyougetthereference

Smudger

@No:

Insert North Korea joke.

they have unicorns. .

God bless you great glorious proud nation of prosperity. I think I just stole cyans line XD

Bill

I confess: I'm the worst mathematician on the planet. I can barely do my addition without my fingers.

1PceXperience

@Bill:

I confess: I'm the worst mathematician on the planet. I can barely do my addition without my fingers.

. What's 2 + 2?

Hiroy

I confess that I only know of Goosebumps books because I flipped through the pages without really reading them.
Anyone that knows of the books should know why.

bartholemew kuma

Don't make me get into this arguement cause i will shit over all of you in how bad my country is.

1PceXperience

@Hiroy:

I confess that I only know of Goosebumps books because I flipped through the pages without really reading them.
Anyone that knows of the books should know why.

I never read my animorphs books for the a similar reason. Those images at the cornertips of the page got me every time