[hide]Unless you consider the fact that everyone you're talking to before the credits is dead and are in the 'afterlife'.[/hide]
[hide]Well the narrator explicitly tells you that everyone survived the dragon and are fine. It's obviously a joke; he's trying to convince you that the game is over and that you should turn off the game because everything is okay. Plus that aside, so much random stuff happens, like finding the doorknob that fell off the door earlier (and making the sound that signifies it went in your inventory). It's hard not to chuckle. Oh yeah and getting "oxygenated" by the merman…[/hide]