Sex Scene #1 in glorious CENSOR-O-VISION.
APRIL FOOLS 2011- The Room
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I don't get it. Why is there a bl- OH OH OH
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I dunno, I think the massive black boxes make it more fun.
Like southpark.
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ok the giant ass boxes made me lose it
fucking hysterical
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You really don't want to if you knew what tommy's ass looked like
It's like a deformed pair of siamese potato twins.
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Tommy's ass is too glorious for us, our eyes would be seared off by its radiance.
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The whole screen would be a black box for his ass.
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Did they just block Wisseau's junk? Thank god.
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My Canadianness is jealous of your Adult Swim. shakes fist
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Commercial break.
Also the black boxes tore me apart
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FREAKNIK THE MUSICAL! All right!
Wait. This is a commercial. Right?
Or the most glorious scene transition ever?
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oh god my grandmother walked in and just asked me if Tommy was a man or a woman AHAHAHAHA
His hair is indeed fabulous
Did they just block Wisseau's junk? Thank god.
My EXACT thoughts.
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God stop showing me food commercials I'm already hungry enough
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I don't want food after the pasty bodies slapping against each other.
Ugh.
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Ah they let gary oldman out of dracula again!
Oh it's just her mother
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That Danny kid is a creep.
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Maybe you should marry him grandma, you seem to like him better than your daughter.
Wait. you're not about to tlak about your sex life are you?
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It's back on.
"Now let's go to the couch."
Yeah, why do I have the feeling she was giving her stage directions?
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Why did she stop by for like 3 minutes if she had to leave anyways
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She's so intense that is hurts.
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Oh, hi Mark.
Hey guys. You get that we're in San Francisco yet?
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.
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I parade around my home in a sleeveless dress all the time. What do you mean what's going on?
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Prepare yourselves, people, for Sex Scene #2.
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Candles…music....sexy dress....
What's going on here? -
she starts giving him a blow job
Mark: Okay, what's going on? What is this about?I'd believe he's that clueless.
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"Jonny is my best friend and you're getting married next month and…
oh, I guess I can sleep with you."
And thats the most unconvincing "I love you" ever.
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Ooh, stair sex. That's the best kind of sex.
LOL. Huge black box that takes up 4/5 of the screen.
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Get all the junk out from these sex scene shots! Rails and mosquito nets!
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@RobbyBevard:
"Jonny is my best friend and you're getting married next month and…
oh, I guess I can sleep with you."
And thats the most unconvincing "I love you" ever.
VIEWING TIP: Count how many times this fact is brought up.
Edit: Wait a minute… that quote tag-OHMYGOD
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So, uh, do they just fabreeze the stairs later or something?
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this scene doesn't seem as censored as the last one. It's making me feel funny.
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YES SLIVER OF HAIR SHOT.
This is hot.
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Cause really, WHO would want to see Tommy Wiseau's unholy ass?
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Hey Wagomu. Why'd you change my name when you quoted me?
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The Flowershop of Disorganized Time!
Can't wait to play that stage in Castlevania.
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Tommy Wiseau would.
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@The:
It's Denny
as in "oh hai Denny"
Never trust a kid named after a restaurant.
Ah, the flower shop scene.
Hi doggy.
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Every movie should have a pug on a counter.
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Hai dogh-gee .
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The flower shop scene…lol.
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@RobbyBevard:
Hey Wagomu. Why'd you change my name when you quoted me?
I did nothing. Nothing at all. When I hit edit, it still shows up as your regular name. Something's going on here and you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr. Jones?
EDIT: HOLYGOD IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Insanely depressing father and daughter commercial. What a bad time to play!
:cwy:
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Quick. Someone say hi to me! And I don't mean "Doggie!"