Haha I remember/have seen almost all of these XD
Anywho, here's some of my favs
Luffy: How can we make a future if we don't try our hardest?
Bellemere: Always remember the strength to continue laughing
Saulo: No one is born in this world to be alone!
Usopp - Ahh! Who put farts in my flavor dial!
Luffy - S-sorry
Usopp - Why'd I even ask?
Luffy: Can you poop?
Sanji: THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO BE ASKED!!!
Brook: walks away, gets his cane and tea cup, walks back Yes I poop.
Sanji: DON"T TAKE SO LONG TO ANSWER!!!!
Zoro: Ah well. Might as well go out with an awesome pose
Vivi: BE SERIOUS!!!
Zoro: I'm always serious.
And i don't remember the exact wording for these next two, but…
Luffy: SHITTY BANANA!!!
Usopp: What?
Luffy: It a crocodile growing out of a banana!
Usopp: No, look. See? It's a banana growing out of a crocodile
Luffy: SHITTY BANANA!!!!
Usopp: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!
Usopp: STOP GRABBING THE BARS, DAMMIT!!!
Hiluluk: When is it a man dies?
Is it when he's stricken with a terminal disease?
NO!
Is it when he's shot?
NO!!
Is it when he eats a poisonous mushroom?
NO!!
It's when he's forgotten!