Goddamn, the characters in Bleach are fickle as fuck.
Felch Discussion Part 3
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Aizen enters room where Tom is watching TV
Aizen: "Tom, can we talk for a second?"
Tom: "Well, this is out of character. You want to start the conversation?"
Aizen: "I found a bump…"
Tom: "A bump?"
Aizen: "Uhh... yeah, I was wondering if it might have been from Momo."
Tom: "Don't you mean Momo was wondering if you might have been from you?"
Aizen: "No, seriously, I'm afraid it might be genital herpes."
Tom: "Perhaps you meant to say that it is afraid that genital herpes might be you?"
Aizen: "God dammit."Gin: "Oh, sorry, that was from me, I shared a milkshake with Momo last week."
Cue audience groan
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@Uncle:
Goddamn, the characters in Bleach are fickle as fuck.
Gin: "Hey gaiz! I'm a good guy! Though I will admit that slicing Hiyori was purely for the lulz."
Lol…
Good call.
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Here's one more question: When Aizen dies, what the hell could his backstory possibly be? Gin's looks bad enough, but I fear the shit Kubo will pull out of his ass for Aizen:
Aizen is slashed by Ichigo
Aizen: "No, I was so close to attaining my dream…!"
Flashback
Aizen: Look mama, that butterfly looks really pretty! Maybe I'll grow wings and fly away one of these days as well!"
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Tom: Aizen, what's up man-erino?
Aizen: I think I did something bad today Tom.
Tom: Trip another carriage?
Aizen: Worse. I was driving out from work, getting myself some Cluckers, and I hit this cute little squirrel.
Tom: Ah well, life goes on.
Aizen: It was my first roadkill.
Tom: Don't worry about it you dumb dick. Shit happens all the time, and you just don't get to see it. You hit a bunny-
Aizen: Squirrel.
Tom: Raccoon, whatever. Point is, it's not the end of the world. Maybe you were bein' a stupid shit, I don't know. Too bad for it. You gotta get past these things; you got a life to live. Live it. Don't worry, be happy.
Aizen: It was in the drive-up lane.
Tom: Squirrels only live for six years. Fuck 'em.
Aizen: Yeah… I guess.
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I would like it if he turns out to be a bastard who has Matsumoto as the only person that he actually cares about.
It's unlikely, though… :/
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Here's one more question: When Aizen dies, what the hell could his backstory possibly be? Gin's looks bad enough, but I fear the shit Kubo will pull out of his ass for Aizen:
Aizen is slashed by Ichigo
Aizen: "No, I was so close to attaining my dream…!"
Flashback
Aizen: Look mama, that butterfly looks really pretty! Maybe I'll grow wings and fly away one of these days as well!"
Lol… things brings back the what if Aizen was the villian in Scooby Doo talks. XD
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I think it'll be Aizen and some random guy, and the guy's going to say "Hey Aizen, bet you can't become a god someday" "lol you're on"
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Considering this chapter's flashback was of Matsumoto's apparent rape, I bet Aizen's flashback will be of him furiously masturbating to a picture of Jesus
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I noticed one thing though, Zoom has been silenced. :silly:
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I noticed one thing though, Zoom has been silenced. :silly:
Goddammit. You just had to speak, smartass. It's like Candlejack, if you say his n
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I noticed one thing though, Zoom has been silenced. :silly:
He realized that an Aizen sitcom was a good idea after all. Reality then shattered around him.
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I noticed one thing though, Zoom has been silenced. :silly:
I was busy while you goofy haters kept on hating on Aizen by mocking him.
Keep on sipping on that haterade.
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W_5XLMp5U78
Aizen: After seeing this for the first time, I knew that I had to be a butterfly. I'll find you someday, Butterfree!
Ichigo: wat
Aizen: You didn't expect me to have a legitimate goal, did you? -
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Anyone who uses 'haterade' unironically deserves to have their nipples raped.
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W_5XLMp5U78
Aizen: After seeing this for the first time, I knew that I had to be a butterfly. I'll find you someday, Butterfree!
Ichigo: wat
Aizen: You didn't expect me to have a legitimate goal, did you?Yea, keep on hating because Aizen's gonna reach godhood real soon. And btw, he's an SERAPH ANGEL. Get it straight.
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Isn't this the sort of shit that gets people banned?
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I was busy while you goofy haters kept on hating on Aizen by mocking him.
Keep on sipping on that haterade.
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But that would end the funny.
End what funny? The kind that's been made in the past 6 or so pages?
Or the Zoom kind?
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Listen guys, this is basic butterfly structure, the lower wings are all just the other halves of the upper wings. You'd know this if you knew anything about butterflies at all. So Aizen has 6 wings. 6 wings= Seraph Angel. End of.
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Do you realy think that Aizen will get godhood? Well he will, but, for how long he will keep it? Well this is bleach, it will be around Deicide 108 that Ichigo confronts him, by 159 Aizen will do Bankai, by 199 Aizen will holowyfy into a Tapeworm Angel, by 233 Will convince Ichigo that it was all Orihime's fault, by 400 there will be a new feet ariving at the fight, Aizen's, 410 Ichigo will realize that he doesn't need a reason to hate aizen, that big of a deuce just deserves to die, 450 Ichigo will do a
GenkidamaGetsuga Tensho charged with the spiritual pressure of everyone in bleach universe, 451, the dust will clear and aizen will say with half of his face left "do you realy think that <dies>"</dies> -
Perhaps he's some sort of strange demon Butterfly only found in Hell?
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End what funny? The kind that's been made in the past 6 or so pages?
Or the Zoom kind?
The sad and pathetic, yet hilarious for attempting type of funny.
Butterfly wings or not, he has fucking 12.
SERAPHS. DONT. HAVE. TWELVE. FUCKING. WINGS.
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The fact he's arguing for Aizen being a seraph indicates that he is either a troll, or clinically retarded.
Has he ever been of use?
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The sad and pathetic, yet hilarious for attempting type of funny.
Butterfly wings or not, he has fucking 12.
SERAPHS. DONT. HAVE. TWELVE. FUCKING. WINGS.
It's 6 wings. BASIC BUTTERFLY STRUCTURE.The lower wings are all just the other halves of the upper wings
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Again, bizarre Hell butterfly.
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The fact he's arguing for Aizen being a seraph indicates that he is either a troll, or clinically retarded.
Has he ever been of use?
You forgot the last option.
Seraphilliac :V
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I don't even think most of you guys know what a butterfly is…. I just said that in basic butterfly structure the lower wings are the other halves of the upper wings.
Note: I'm not gonna repeat myself either. Aizen is an seraphic angelic being now.
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It's 6 wings. BASIC BUTTERFLY STRUCTURE.The lower wings are all just the other halves of the upper wings
What is this I see?
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Tousen the fly and Aizen the butterfly.
I smell a sitcom. -
I was busy while you goofy haters kept on hating on Aizen by mocking him.
Keep on sipping on that haterade.
See this… See this... this should keep the thread wheel running for a while.
but seriously. I have seen the horrendous consequences of my actions so I offer this as desperate attempt to shift the topic back to normal.
People did say BOOBS are weapons of mass distraction.
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YOu PERV!!! YOU…anyways Go on
[hide]Haha… still in for the grab eh!
[hide] SERVES YOU RIGHT! AT LEAST YOUR MIND IS NOW
HAUNTEDDISTRACTED.:silly:[/hide]
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Tousen was not a fly. He was an archangel.
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Tousen the fly and Aizen the butterfly.
I smell a sitcom.How could I forget Tousen? He's like the guy who is in one or two seasons before leaving for a serious career.
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So then.
You don't see a butterfly in this. The first thing you think when looking at this image, featuring a man with wings where the lower portions are more obtuse and feature long extensions is not butterfly, but Seraph. You ignore the whole 'cocoon' thing that was obvious from the first time Aizen had it, and go right for a Christian symbol on the loosest of bases. I think you have this thing a lot of people are talking about.
! It's called denial.
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…and then I notice that the wings are based right above his ass, as opposed to on his back between his shoulderblades where they should be.
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RBoar, let's think funny thoughts. Just go back 4 pages and read until the point that Zoom comes back.
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…and then I notice that the wings are based right above his ass, as opposed to on his back between his shoulderblades where they should be.
OMG…. Its not right above his ass... Its coming out from his ASS.
OMG
OMG. Its was a transformation from within branching out into the surface taking the physical form of wings which is either fart clouds or worse... BLEACHED crap.
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You know, if you stare at it long enough, Aizen kinda looks like a Blue Waffle.
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He was a spirit (Death God) who was killed and came back from the dead.
Im reading it til the end, Im reading it til the end….
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@Fire Fist:
You know, if you stare at it long enough, Aizen kinda looks like a Blue Waffle.
Well, what do you know.
I'm not going to be eating anything for a few days, now.
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reads through the last ten pages
PB-wmOYelnM
Seriously though, that Aizen sitcom stuff was pretty damn funny.
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reads through the last ten pages
PB-wmOYelnM
Seriously though, that Aizen sitcom stuff was pretty damn funny.
Hey… Sam! Sam the Eagle! One of the muppets, created by the one and only Jim Hen... so... oh...
My childhood...
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Butterfly wings or not he's still an angel. His godhood is nearly complete imo.
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Then your opinion is still completely fucking wrong. Yes, opinions can be wrong, and can be proven to be wrong over the course of dozens of pages.
Even the average American Republican is smarter than you.