Felch Discussion Part 3
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Yes I know that. And you guys act like Bleach is the worst manga ever Shonen jump and that One Piece is the best manga ever when it has its share of inconsistencies and plot holes too ya know… I'm not saying One piece sucks though but don't act like it's the best either... Bleach is not even that bad like you guys are making it out to be. It just has bad pacing and slightly undeveloped characters and an decent storyline..
Stop acting like Bleach is some kinda victim. When I rate manga, I rate them as stand-alone. Even if OP, Berserk, and any other great comics cease to exist, Bleach would be the same old shit.
Now, enough of this petty nonsense. You aren't pulling any nerves here.
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"Hey Aizen, can I have a dollar for the vending machine?"
"Don't you mean can the vending machine have a dollar for you?"
"Aizen, you're a fucking asshole. Fuck you, you god damn son of a bitch. I've lived with you for three terrible fucking years, and you've never paid your portion of the bills, you keep shapeshifting every three seconds and you play your retarded fucking mind games with everyone. Fuck you."
"Don't you mean a fucking asshole are you, you fuck, god you damn bitch of a son. She's lived you for fucking terribly three years, and never have you billed your portion of the pay, shapeshifting to keep your three seconds, and play your mind fucking retarded, games, play everyone? You fuck?""Livin' with Aizen" was cancelled after the airing of this episode.
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Ohooo~~
I would LOVE to hear of these One Piece "plotholes".
Not open plot devices…
But actual plotholes :D
Do share sir.
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Yes I know that. And you guys act like Bleach is the worst manga ever Shonen jump and that One Piece is the best manga ever when it has its share of inconsistencies and plot holes too ya know… I'm not saying One piece sucks though but don't act like it's the best either... Bleach is not even that bad like you guys are making it out to be. It just has bad pacing and slightly undeveloped characters and an decent storyline..
When all else fail…compare to One Piece!
Thats called digging yourself a grave.
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Yes I know that. Bleach is the worst manga ever Shonen jump and One Piece is the best manga ever
Well, I'm glad you understand now!
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Just read the newest chapter, and it looks like Aizen has turned into a beautiful butterfly :ninja:
and honestly, I actually like Bleach (though I certainly don't LOVE it)
Sure the series has barley no backgrounds, some (in my opinion) really retarded minor chracters and all of the Shinigami wear pretty much the same outfit, but I seriously think it's 10 million times more enjoyable than Naruto (aside from the trouble in paradise going on with Aizen and Gin) :getlost: -
I wonder how many people would guess Seraph.
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"Livin' With Aizen"
Tom (William Shatner) is a down on his luck stockbroker, who has trouble with his marraige. He is forced to move into an apartment with Sosuke Aizen, a psychologist with a strange obsession with chest holes. Can Tom control Aizen's wild behavior? Or will everything be in the palm of Aizen's hand?
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I would watch that show every single day and I would love every minute of it.
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@Dr.:
I would watch that show every single day and I would love every minute of it.
As would I. :D
What would be the theme song?
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One Piece is the best manga.
NEVER compare Bleach to One Piece.
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"Livin' With Aizen"
Tom (William Shatner) is a down on his luck stockbroker, who has trouble with his marraige. He is forced to move into an apartment with Sosuke Aizen, a psychologist with a strange obsession with chest holes. Can Tom control Aizen's wild behavior? Or will everything be in the palm of Aizen's hand?
I want to watch this now… curses...
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As would I. :D
What would be the theme song?
A modernized version of "Keep the Customer Satisfied" by Simon and Garfunkel?
qx6_0Do0qGQWho else would be in this amazing sitcom?
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Nice, it has that "old-school sitcom" feel to it.
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http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae119/herodadotus/williamshatner_narrowweb__300x4360.jpg
"Livin' With Aizen"
Tom (William Shatner) is a down on his luck stockbroker, who has trouble with his marraige. He is forced to move into an apartment with Sosuke Aizen, a psychologist with a strange obsession with chest holes. Can Tom control Aizen's wild behavior? Or will everything be in the palm of Aizen's hand?
Coming soon to a tv near you! Only on FOX!
When I read this, I heard the voice who does movie trailers in south park. You know that guy that says "ROB SCHNIEDER IS HERPA DA DURPA DURP." That guy. Lol that's some clever shit though! Nice picture. 
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A modernized version of "Keep the Customer Satisfied" by Simon and Garfunkel? Who else would be in this amazing sitcom?
Hahaha nice! I could already visualize the opening in my head. As for any additions, I'd say it needs a lovable goof, the Urkel to it's Family Matters, the Oswald to it's Drew Carey Show.
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@BX:
Coming soon to a tv near you! Only on FOX!
When I read this, I heard the voice who does movie trailers in south park. You know that guy that says "ROB SCHNIEDER IS HERPA DA DURPA DURP." That guy. Lol that's some clever shit though! Nice picture. Oh nice! That would be awesome! And thanks. :D
Gin, as the wacky neighbor next door.
Yes, and Momo, as Aizen's "girlfriend".
@Dr.:
I'd say it needs a lovable goof
Hmmm… Zommori? Szayel or Urahara can be Aizen's rival in Psychology.
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Tom cracks open door a smidge
He sees Aizen in bed with someone else
Tom (whispering): Got lucky last night at that party, eh? chuckles
Aizen: Who's to say it wasn't you who got lucky at that party?
suddenly the illusion breaks
Tom is in bed lying next to Momo's bloodsoaked mangled corpse
Aizen: Seems like she won't be having any more one night stands… in the palm of my hand.
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Tom cracks open door a smidge
He sees Aizen in bed with someone else
Tom (whispering): Got lucky last night at that party, eh? chuckles
Aizen: Who's to say it wasn't you who got lucky at that party?
suddenly the illusion breaks
Tom is in bed lying next to Momo's bloodsoaked mangled corpse
Aizen: Seems like she won't be having any more one night stands… in the palm of my hand.
cue laugh trackThanks, you almost killed me, I was laughing so hard.
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The only thing worse than Livin' With Aizen would be a sitcom about Hiter and Ava Braun moving to America living next to a Jewish Family.
Oh wait, they already made that….
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You know what I just realized about Aizen?
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Hmmm… Zommori?.
Yes, he's perfect. I can see it now:
"BANZAI AIZEN-SAMA!"
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You know what I just realized about Aizen?
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EOJgXFfTMQQ/SKNWkWu55jI/AAAAAAAAAHs/9ZnCYwEGUQ0/s320/Untitled-1.jpg
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You just realized that Syazel is Aizen's illegit child?
I learned that awhile ago when he tried to mimic daddy's "just as planned" and "deus ex machina" crap.
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Well.
The "I studied you, ergo I can counter anything from you" vibe was always there.
But when Aizen went Butterfly Princess of Prettiness… the similarities were staggering.
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Oh yeah.
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Tom cracks open door a smidge
He sees Aizen in bed with someone else
Tom (whispering): Got lucky last night at that party, eh? chuckles
Aizen: Who's to say it wasn't you who got lucky at that party?
suddenly the illusion breaks
Tom is in bed lying next to Momo's bloodsoaked mangled corpse
Aizen: Seems like she won't be having any more one night stands… in the palm of my hand.
cue laugh trackgod dammit. This fucking floored me.
I laughed so hard i farted a fart that wasn't there before.
damn it Bucephalus, stop being always hilarious.
@StrawHatRican:Well.
The "I studied you, ergo I can counter anything from you" vibe was always there.
But when Aizen went Butterfly Princess of Prettiness… the similarities were staggering.
he does control it. So he definitely chose that form.
he's still the fucking boss of this shitty operation though.
But that aside. Living with Aizen would always be watched by me. When it comes out on DVDs i'll buy every one.
I mean, just IMAGINE living with the guy!now are we talking about like a real world version of Aizen? what he would be like if he were alive? or living with HIM.
Like powers and all? haha. oh boy…Ichigo would be his roommate
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As would I. :D
What would be the theme song?
Wouldn't this be fitting for it?
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@Bleach:
Past four pages.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
Aizen: All according to plan, Tom.
Tom: Shut up, Aizen. Just shut up.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
There is more awesomeness in the past four pages of this thread than there have been in the past 30 chapters of Bleach.
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Bullshit! There is nothing more glorious than Bleach! Nothing more glorious than
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the thing about Aizen that makes him great, is that you could literally put him as a character in, like….. ANYTHING! Especially since the plot becomes, from then on, entirely about Aizen!
what movies could you put him in?
-Dumb and Dumber
-Pulp Fiction
-Titanic
-Fargo
-Disney films
-DISNEY FILMShaha really! Imagine during the wedding in The Little Mermaid, where he just steps out and is all like... well you know!
"Ariel, have you ever wondered WHY you have red hair?"
King Triton is then all like "you bastard!" and attacks him. And like half the ship blows apart. After the smoke clears, Aizen gets up and is all like, "for the king of the sea, you certainly are.... blind" (insert smile over the shoulder with back turned!). And Triton says, "That doesn't make sense!" and Aizen realizes it was a really stupid thing to say and BAM! lifts his illusion and triton has his trident in Eric's face.
or Aizen in Toystory!! Just freaking HATING on Buzz and Woody!
"Are you sure Buzz's helmet just lit that match you so desperately needed?"
Or during Jurrasic park, at the end where everyone is on the helicopter, the pilot just turns around and it's freaking Aizen (of course) and says, "are you sure you're leaving the island?". and then BAM they're really back in the jeeps surrounded by raptors.
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the thing about Aizen that makes him great, is that you could literally put him as a character in, like….. ANYTHING! Especially since the plot becomes, from then on, entirely about Aizen!
what movies could you put him in?
-Dumb and Dumber
-Pulp Fiction
-Titanic
-Fargo
-Disney films
-DISNEY FILMShaha really! Imagine during the wedding in The Little Mermaid, where he just steps out and is all like... well you know!
"Ariel, have you ever wondered WHY you have red hair?"
King Triton is then all like "you bastard!" and attacks him. And like half the ship blows apart. After the smoke clears, Aizen gets up and is all like, "for the king of the sea, you certainly are.... blind" (insert smile over the shoulder with back turned!). And Triton says, "That doesn't make sense!" and Aizen realizes it was a really stupid thing to say and BAM! lifts his illusion and triton has his trident in Eric's face.
or Aizen in Toystory!! Just freaking HATING on Buzz and Woody!
"Are you sure Buzz's helmet just lit that match you so desperately needed?"
Or during Jurrasic park, at the end where everyone is on the helicopter, the pilot just turns around and it's freaking Aizen (of course) and says, "are you sure you're leaving the island?". and then BAM they're really back in the jeeps surrounded by raptors.
"Are you sure that's Carl you put in the wood chipper?"
"When were you under the delusion that Gaston fell down the cliff, Belle?"
"When did you start believing that there was a Colonel Kurtz?"
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Aizen with Wings.
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"Rose, are you sure that you just had sex with Jack in that car?"
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"Frodo, when did you fall under the delusion that it was Boromir who was shot by arrows?"
"When did you start thinking that the Green Goblin was impaled on the glider, Spiderman?"
You're right, Aizen is such a versitile character.
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he knows what to do and does it well.
"Luke, have you ever wondered why you kissed your sister?"
"I didn't know she was my sister at the time"
"But I did. I planned it all"
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"Did you know it was his sled, because I did"
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"Are you sure you did it 35 minutes ago, Ozymandias?"
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Or Aizen shows up in Irreversible, and says to Alex, "Did you not ever wonder why I was called 'The Tapeworm'?"
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"Are you sure that's milk you're drinking and not my semen?"
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Aizen enters room where Tom is watching TV
Aizen: "Tom, can we talk for a second?"
Tom: "Well, this is out of character. You want to start the conversation?"
Aizen: "I found a bump…"
Tom: "A bump?"
Aizen: "Uhh... yeah, I was wondering if it might have been from Momo."
Tom: "Don't you mean Momo was wondering if you might have been from you?"
Aizen: "No, seriously, I'm afraid it might be genital herpes."
Tom: "Perhaps you meant to say that it is afraid that genital herpes might be you?"
Aizen: "God dammit." -
fear and loathing in las vegas:
Aizen just does lots of drugs with them
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So, has Aizen awakened his Sharingan yet?
