(I hate ruining this one–I want it too)
Granted but then Sanji stays newkama and develops a crush on all the other male members of the crew, manifested by heart eyeballs and crazy annoying pet names for them like "My manly man Zoro," and "My Lovable Luffy"
I wish that Oda would allow some romance into the story (I don't actually wish that, it just seems the potential for ruining it is funnier than anything else I got right now)
@I:
(I hate ruining this one–I want it too)
Granted but then Sanji stays newkama and develops a crush on all the other male members of the crew, manifested by heart eyeballs and crazy annoying pet names for them like "My manly man Zoro," and "My Lovable Luffy"
I wish that Oda would allow some romance into the story (I don't actually wish that, it just seems the potential for ruining it is funnier than anything else I got right now)
Granted, but that love would cause the illegitimate child of Ussop and Bachan: and whenever said child gains screen time the majority of the screen would be blocked out by it's incredible huge nose.
I wish that ussop eats a devil fruit
Granted but it is a zoan fish DF. He nearly drowns when he jumps into the sea but is saved by Sanji. He then dies from lack of water. The Strawhats have fish that night.
I wish Mihawk was Zoro that came from the future to make his past self stronger in order to defeat the future's worlds strongest swordsman, Tashigi.
Granted, but then Kuma appears and decides to take his role of Terminator of One Piece back.
I wish that Rayleigh were Chuck Norris.
I wish that Rayleigh were Chuck Norris.
Granted, but then the series ends with Luffy becoming a Texas Ranger while Chuck Norris is the Pirate King(And for Chuck Norris Fans, check out this site–its funny: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)
I wish the series would somehow be able to end soon, but still encompass the ten +years worth of material Oda would create if it did run that much longer, without ever losing its magic.
Granted. It ends at the next release of Shonen Jump. Oda goes insane and somehow writes 591 chapters in less than a week, but dies from fatigue before the series actually finishes, it just ends.
I wish that Laboon would join the Strawhats.
Granted, but he is joining them "for dinner" :ninja:
(… I'm sorry, Labooooon :( xD )
I wish we get to see Fishman Island soon!
I wish we get to see Fishman Island soon!
Granted, but the BP oil spill has reached the Island and all the citizens have died from the pollution.
I wish the Straw Hats will meet someone with an eyepatch soon.
granted, but it turns out that it's Sanji!
I wish Usopp would eat a devils fruit.
@La:
I wish Usopp would eat a devils fruit.
Granted, but it only gives him the power to extend the length of his nose.
I wish that Tashigi ate a zoan devil fruit.
Granted but it is a donkey DF, making her more of a jackass than Akainu.
I wish Mihawk and Zoro would do the fusiion dance.
Granted but it is a donkey DF, making her more of a jackass than Akainu.
I wish Mihawk and Zoro would do the fusiion dance.
But then Toriyama would sue Oda for copyright infringement.
I wanna see Garp vs. Rayleigh!
@Dixxy:
I wanna see Garp vs. Rayleigh!
Granted but it's in a competition for the best brownie recipe, and they both lose to Inazuma.
I wish they do another DBZ/OP crossover and once and for all Luffy beats Goku so that all the useless and stupid arguments about him beating someone who can destroy planets are finally laid to rest.
Fine, But during their enormous battle, they accidentally destroy One Piece.
I wish that Luffy's crew would just get back together already!
Granted, but it has been said so many times in this thread that in the end it isn't even granted.
I wish that Zoro arrives to the crew swimming to Amazon Lily just like Rayleigh did on the last chapter.
Granted, but Sanji gets there before Zoro and when Zoro sees that Sanji is gay, he drowns from laughing too much.
I wish that Dragon came to Luffy and apologized for leaving him without a father for all these years.
I wish that Dragon came to Luffy and apologized for leaving him without a father for all these years.
Granted but he brings brownies with nuts with him as a peace offering and Luffy turns out to be allergic to nuts (something a good parent would know) and dies of anaphalactic shock.
I wish I could meet and make friends with Luffy.
Granted, but you meet him in the middle of a Marine battle and have to fight for your life!
I wish someone on the crew would get a new haircut :P
Granted but now Nami looks like Bellemere
I wish Kumadori would join the crew.
granted, but he goes terminator and kills everyone (except Brooke, cause he's already dead! Skull Joke! YOHOHOHOHOHO!)
My brother wishes a charmander would join the crew. (pokemon)
granted, but he goes terminator and kills everyone (except Brooke, cause he's already dead! Skull Joke! YOHOHOHOHOHO!)
My brother wishes a charmander would join the crew. (pokemon)
Granted, but he is young and untrained, and in a training accident with Luffy accidentally burns the ship down–-as a result Nami is pissed because all of her clothes are gone, Chopper and Robin are sad over the loss of their books, Franky is beside himself with grief and gets together with Brook and Usopp and all three of them become basically useless because they then spend all their time writing songs of mourning, Zoro drinks himself into a stupor over the loss of the one Kuina picture he had hidden under his pillow, and Sanji borrows an oven and bakes ceaselessly, making so many brownies that even the local townpeople start to hate the sight of them.
I wish that Bon Clay turns out to be alive and joins the crew.
( I hate you, I want this to happen to but I gotta break it! :cwy:)
Wish granted, but then Bon dies out of no-where >:)
I wish we could finally see Crocodile's "weakness"
2nd Member of Vepe's Pack!
You're so awesome puffin. Thank God you just barely joined in 2009.
Granted but it turns out to be water
I wish that there is a new cover story in the manga instead of random relaxation shots of minor characters
! Although one of moria lying dead in a ditch with Pacifista t-bagging him would be epic
Granted, but it turns out to be random shots of crocodile's "secret past life"…as a woman
I wish luffy would turn into a girl 
Granted, but Luffy would be so beautiful that all the enemies would pass out from looking at him and Luffy would find One Piece in just one more episode.
I wish Luffy's bounty was One Billion.
granted, but Marine will be bankrupt because Nami sells Luffy to them and then Luffy flees just before his execution about to start.
i wish Duval and Lola became a lovey dovey couple.
Granted, but then One Piece would chagne into a cheesy soap opera manga about Duval and Lola's relationship.
I wish Luffy's hat could talk.
2nd Member of Vepe's Pack!
You're so awesome puffin. Thank God you just barely joined in 2009.
Granted, but it would immediately stop after getting stabbed by Buggy.
I wish Ussop's nose would shrink.
Granted, but all it would say would be bad puns (like Brooke, only not funny)
I wish Sanji's left eye had a secret power.
Granted, but it's power is to cause people to throw up at the mere sight of it.
I wish that Chopper used machine guns.
Granted, but he's so sensitive when he does that he can't actually shoot anyone with them, or when he does it causes him to go into such a deep depression that it takes months to emerge from it.
I wish the 1000 Sunny could somehow make friends out of Seakings.
Granted, but after Rayleigh gave Sunny its coat, it would swim off into the sunset with the Seakings, never to return again
I wish Bepo found Pandawoman on Amazon Lily
Granted, but due to Oda Laws he would spot her in one panel and she will disappear in the next.
I wish that they would change Robin's eyes to their correct color in the anime.
Granted, but she will be forever blind.
I wish Luffy was the President of the United States of America.
Granted, but since Luffy wants some adventure, he goes on a "adventure" by attacking other countries and creating World War 3.
I wish Usopp died.
Granted, but that death on top of the recent loss of Ace and all the other blows to his self esteem lead Luffy to decide to live out the remainder of his life listening to sad songs and eating (nut-free) brownies in the back room of Shakky's bar.
I wish Rob Lucci woke up to find a teeny tiny letter from his pigeon that starts "I'm leaving. It's not you, it's me. I just need my space, and have decided to join the Straw Hat crew if they'll have me… (Plus, I hear their cook makes the best brownies this side of the Grand Line.)"
Granted, but five minutes after he joins the Straw Hats, Sanji cooks him up for dinner 'cause they ran out of food.
I wish Nami, Robin, and Hancock were pregnant.
Granted, but they're all carrying Blackbeard's children.
I wish Usopp and Kaku dueled to see who has the better nose.
Granted, but Buggy, visiting to steal some of Sanji's world famous brownies, overheard their argument, thought they were insulting his nose, and set his entire ID crew on them, beating them both into Naruto's world, where they never had bronwies again…:cwy:
I wish that Makino decided to leave Windmill Village on a pilgammage to search out Shanks and declare her undying love (and tell him of their secret love child, now being raised by Dadan, since she's off pilgrammaging).
@I:
Granted, but Buggy, visiting to steal some of Sanji's world famous brownies, overheard their argument, thought they were insulting his nose, and set his entire ID crew on them, beating them both into Naruto's world, where they never had bronwies again…:cwy:
I wish that Makino decided to leave Windmill Village on a pilgammage to search out Shanks and declare her undying love (and tell him of their secret love child, now being raised by Dadan, since she's off pilgrammaging).
Granted, but halfway through her journey, Makino decides that she's a lesbian and becomes a woman of Amazon Lily.
I wish Arlong killed Ace.
Granted, but angry fangirls (and Luffy) come for revenge and serve Arlong into sushi.
I wish Whitebeard's ghost would haunt Blackbeard.
Granted, but BB calls the Ghostbusters and they capture WB's ghost, along with Slimer and Ghost Nappa.
I wish Usopp and Apoo had a rap battle.
Granted, but Brook, in a fit of rage, explodes both of their minds with a new song.
I wish that Usopp learned magic, so that whatever he says during his Usopp Spell actually happens to the opponent!
Granted, but Brook, in a fit of rage, explodes both of their minds with a new song.
I wish that Usopp learned magic, so that whatever he says during his Usopp Spell actually happens to the opponent!
Granted, but everything he says happens to him too.
I wish whitebeard rose from the dead as a zombie and destroyed the government.
Granted, but everything he says happens to him too.
I wish whitebeard rose from the dead as a zombie and destroyed the government.
Granted, but he is being controlled by Moria, who is now in control of the Gov't and the strongest man in the world, and is seaking revenge on all who he feels have done wrong by him–including all the former victims from TB, a well as all of the SHs, and Do Flamingo--by making Sanji bake batch after batch of the most moist, delicious brownies ever created, making sure the incredible aroma wafts in their direction through the use of his brick bats, but never letting them actually eat any.
I wish the 1000 Sunny's klaubautermann (sp? lol) met a girlfriend.
Granted, but she'd be allergic to brownies (including the smell of them) so she could never be with Sunny's klaubautermann because he would always smell of chocolatey goodness.
I wish the Strawhats had a "real" pet (not like Chopper, who's part human).
I don't suffer from Johnny-Depp-itis….. I enjoy every minute of it 
"A skelleton walks into a bar, and orders a beer... and a mop."- Johnny Depp... Yohohohohoho SKULL JOKE!
Granted, but she'd be allergic to brownies (including the smell of them) so she could never be with Sunny's klaubautermann because he would always smell of chocolatey goodness.
I wish the Strawhats had a "real" pet (not like Chopper, who's part human).
granted, but it's a cat with rabies.
I wish Sunny's klaubautermann showed up and turned out to be a brunette with nami's figure.
and a tendency to walk around in her underwear.(just 4 brooke)
Granted, but she'd be allergic to brownies (including the smell of them) so she could never be with Sunny's klaubautermann because he would always smell of chocolatey goodness.
Oh man, turning my own meme against me! What is the world coming to? (I cannot tell you how much you made my day with this. LOL 
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OK on to the actual wish I am to, er… Corrupt.
I wish Sunny's klaubautermann showed up and turned out to be a brunette with nami's figure.
Granted, but she eats far too many of Sanji's incredible brownies, causing her to quickly and thoroughly lose her figure, and since she's such a mysterious ghost-like presence, noone is sure where all the brownies are going, so they worry they are infested with a ghost, and ask Brook, the resident skeleton, to try and catch the culprit in the act. He reluctantly agrees, despite not actually having eyes with which to see her (skull joke–Yohohoho), He hides in the kitchen, sees her shadowy figure, in his haste to stop her, trips over a sack of flour (used to make the brownies) falls and cracks his skull, permanently making him blind and thus unable to ever enjoy the sight of a lady's panties ever again. (And the moral of the story is that brownies can be very dangerous, children.)
I wish Sanji would get a mohawk to prove his manhood after his stay in Kamabaka Kingdom (and so we could finally see his left eye.)
granted, but your head will explode when you see his left eye.
i wish croc's missing limb was replaced with a giant fork instead of hook.
Granted, but he'd use the fork only to eat Sanji's famous brownies and not for anything else (lol.. this is fun xD )
I wish we could get a flashback of Rouge and Roger <3
