OK Forte whats the weirdest thing youve ever eaten?
Whats the weirdest thing youve found in your food?
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Oooh…almost everything I've eaten is wierd!
Well,it would have to be live monkeys brains while the monkey is chained up underneath the table.
it wasn't my idea to eat it.It was the tour guides! -
@sogeking86:
China We always order random shit when we are there…lol like scorpions or goat face...>_>
Sc-sc-scorpions? NNNUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
I love scorpions! takes out bat YOU KILLED THE SCORPIONN…. huh?
pokes extra N on SCORPIONN
N: falls off
Eh...
Anyway, I found yet another thing in my sandwich (me and sandwiches just don't get on well.) I found half a slug and a piece of green mould....=( :wacko:
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Lets face it weve all found something weird in our food, wether it be skittle in a mnms bag, or that increadably gross pube you found in your milkshake at Mc. Donalds, Dish out the weirdest crepyest shit youve ever found in food. Wether it be a short and curly or a rusty nail, here you can tell all.
I found a Jelly Baby in my soup once. . .Must've been my little cousin. . Who was over that day and is the son of Satan.
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@Forte:
Oooh…almost everything I've eaten is wierd!
Well,it would have to be live monkeys brains while the monkey is chained up underneath the table.
it wasn't my idea to eat it.It was the tour guides!LIVE MONKEY BRAINS??????? YOU ATE MONKEY BRAINS OUT OF A LIVE MONKEY???? WTF??? thats so mean, at least kill the monkey before you eat its brains!!!
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An earworm when I put chocolate chips on my pudding.. god I couldn't see chocolate chips again for over a month due to the disgust
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@Forte:
Oooh…almost everything I've eaten is wierd!
Well,it would have to be live monkeys brains while the monkey is chained up underneath the table.
it wasn't my idea to eat it.It was the tour guides!Sob My mom told me stories like that, but I didn't really believe them to be true.
Poor, poor darling little thing, how could anyone be so cruel? I can't even imagine the pain it must've gone through. I can't stand it! That was really, really cruel. =(
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Despite being the brain, the brain itself can't really feel pain. Weird how that works.
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@ectoplasmic:
Despite being the brain, the brain itself can't really feel pain. Weird how that works.
That's not true! My mom witnessed it once. The poor thing was trashing all over the place, screaming in pain. (I didn't really believe her, though)
Here's what she said. (Not sure if it's true or not)
They cut the top of the head open, put vinegar in, then proceed to… Arrrgh. =(
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It probably hurts when they cut it open, and the raw nerve ends aren't used to exposure. It's the unpleasantness, not the pain.
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The brain itself has no nerves so it can't feel pain.. have we all forgotten the scene from Hannibal where he makes this guy cook and eat his own brain and the guy says he likes it and wants more?..
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let's see…once I ate an ant right off the sidewalk...and grass...and mulch o.o
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@jackvance:
The brain itself has no nerves so it can't feel pain.. have we all forgotten the scene from Hannibal where he makes this guy cook and eat his own brain and the guy says he likes it and wants more?..
No no no. I mean the actual head. They'd feel that being cut open. So the nerves from there would cause discomfort.
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Finger in a bucket of Chilli from Wendys'…
Did anybody hear that story? that's nasty~!!
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No no no. I mean the actual head. They'd feel that being cut open. So the nerves from there would cause discomfort.
Yeah I know, I actually agreed with you, that's why I said "the brain itself" doesn't feel pain. Ofcourse cutting your skull open must hurt like hell.. :ohmy:
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I've eaten an ant, clover flowers, some weird weed in my backyard, seeds that fell out of a pinecone, and to top it all off, I once stuck a worm in my mouth… and creeped my brother out. The worm itself didn't taste bad...
On several occasions, I've had a hair or a bug in my food. And I pull it out and continue munching along. I've also dropped several food items on the floor including a gob of Ice cream; all of which I've picked back up and eaten (Ok, sometimes I pull off the cat hair and tracked in pine needles), except when something falls on the ground outside...
Besides that, my life in food has been boring...
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I've eaten an ant, clover flowers, some weird weed in my backyard, seeds that fell out of a pinecone, and to top it all off, I once stuck a worm in my mouth… and creeped my brother out. The worm itself didn't taste bad...
On several occasions, I've had a hair or a bug in my food. And I pull it out and continue munching along. I've also dropped several food items on the floor including a gob of Ice cream; all of which I've picked back up and eaten (Ok, sometimes I pull off the cat hair and tracked in pine needles), except when something falls on the ground outside...
You seem strangely proud of this.. :glare: =)
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@jackvance:
You seem strangely proud of this.. :glare: =)
Yes, and I'm also proud of being bad at Metroid Prime, and falling off my bike and hurting myself… XD :laugh:
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Heh cool.. as long as it doesn't make you hurt yourself on purpose I guess
and btw.. aren't women supposed to be from Venus rather than Mars? :laugh:
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Finger in a bucket of Chilli from Wendys'…
Did anybody hear that story? that's nasty~!!
Yeah, but didnt she like get the finger from someone else and then put in the chili and then like plan to sue wendys?
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Yeah, but didnt she like get the finger from someone else and then put in the chili and then like plan to sue wendys?
Oh yeah~! Sorry I forgot that!
And another from me.. I found boogers once in mine…
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Well ya I mean you kinda take a gamble whenever you go to a fast-food, resterant, once my mom found a pube in her parfie at Mc. Donalds (at least she thought it was a pube)
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Hey,hey,I like animals,but the monkey thing wasn't my idea!
I thought I was eating jelly fish until I saw what it really was.
(Puked the whole lot up later)
They cut around the monkeys head,then pour in sweet rice wine(not vinegar),put salt then serve. -
oh,and I've eatina bit of paper and plastic O.o
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Hey Forte, how does Jellyfish tast? I heard it was kinda mushy and really doesnt have a tast. Is that true?
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One time at Burger King, I found a vein in my chicken sandwich. That's possibly the grossest thing I've ever found in my food!
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@Forte:
Hey,hey,I like animals,but the monkey thing wasn't my idea!
I thought I was eating jelly fish until I saw what it really was.
(Puked the whole lot up later)
They cut around the monkeys head,then pour in sweet rice wine(not vinegar),put salt then serve.Is that so? Thanks for correcting me on that. (Glad you didn't take a liking to it) :laugh:
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Believe it or not, but I once found meat in a McDonald's hamburger!
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@Janken:
Believe it or not, but I once found meat in a McDonald's hamburger!
now we know you're making that up
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Jelly fish tastes like…nothing actually.
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Ya I kinda expected that, clear things are generally tasteless. Also Ive had Octipus and Squid in Sushi but I dont think its that gross or shocking…
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OH OH OH! When I was younger and ate coco puffs, I dunno if someone at the puffs factory was mad or what but I found like some dirt in my puffs… it was like a tightly rolled thing of dirt. I looked at it, it looked like dirt, smelled like dirt... i shouldn't have eaten it though >.>
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I made my friend eat my booger today.
The silly idiot decided to scribble BLAH BLAH all over my sketchbook.
I slipped a booger into his rice.
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Sorry to bump this thread, but I couldn't resist.
I found someone's keys in a can of soup. Found the same thing in a soda machine as well. I Also found some tar-like substance in the same soda machine.
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I once found a fly in my soup
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i found a very small conch shell in a steamed clam once.
when i was little i went to a birthday party at mcdonalds, and everyone who ordered chicken nuggets got them raw. Luckily i ordered a cheeseburger.