I do valium so I can have sex with Sausake in my mind.
I also have an imaginary friend named Mr. Lies. He's a travel agent.
I do valium so I can have sex with Sausake in my mind.
I also have an imaginary friend named Mr. Lies. He's a travel agent.
@Kairouseki:
TEA TIME!
http://scrumptious.typepad.com/srbeack/images/tea_time.jpg
sip
Good tea, very good tea.
sip
Earl grey please
I don't do drugs. Don't. I. Drugs don't I do don't drugs I.
perhaps it's that drugs that do you?
either way, we're all wasted here
"Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy
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When I was engaged, my fiance and I would frequent the adult bookstores. He would look for his favorite mags, and on occasion a video that caught the eye. As much as I enjoyed the one-on-one with him that the media caused, there was never a video that I really enjoyed. I had seen only one other movie way back when there was a satellite channel called XXX (it dealt with a private eye unraveling a case) that actually had a proper plot and was enjoyable. All the others were grunting and puffing and blowing and whatnot. There's only so many times you can watch a blonde bimbo faking 'it'.
This movie caught my eye, and I migrated to it, allowing him to wander the shop. He noticed (how hard was it not too? grins. I was actually interested in something, lol(!) in the video section!) and came over, buying the slightly used copy for me. We took it home and I loved it. Here was a "Porno" with a plot. I wasn't sure it even classified as porno, but I use the word loosely.
The librarian was a character I could identify with. Alice rejected her boyfriend's advances. She was not comfortable with her own sexuality and prudish in her comments. Bill went away, and she continued to check in books. The White Rabbit ran through the library (one book, if you notice closely, I believe (it's been ten years since I saw the movie) was by Lewis C.) and Alice, for that same reason that propels teenagers to run into the woods when a chainsaw wielding maniac is behind them rather than towards populated areas, follows. It's the best way to get the plot forward. Alice finds herself in Wonderland.
I barely recall all the details, but I do remember clearly the swim in the lake, and how she was "dried" off. I liked how they got Humpty Dumpty Up again, the Mad Hatter's size of member being on his hat to wear it proudly, and the brother sister team of Dum and Dee (which did disturb me slightly–then again, they could have been husband wife, but I never could tell no matter how many times I watched it). The woman on the knight who told Alice go away and find your own Knight (What's a A Nice Girl Like You Doing on a Knight Like This?).
The part that really caught my attention when I watched it about a year or so later was one of the cards (3 of hearts, I think) who resembled my ex's current wife exactly! We couldn't help but tease her about being in the movie! The King of Hearts was interesting, and the Queen was even more so. Due to the openness of the forum, I can't go into details, just say it was "orgy" based and we'll leave it at that!
When we split up, I was allowed to take the video--he knew I liked it--but in the time since it's been lost in borrowing. Someday I'll find another copy.
Btw, if anyone could tell me offlist what scene was cut from the Amazon version, I'd really appreciate it.
I heartily recommend this movie for the over 18 crowd. It was soft, sweet, and really 70's, but I liked it immensely."[/hide]
@robbybevard:
[qimg]http://www.boingboing.net/200808111214.jpg[/qimg]
He's totally not wearing any pants in there. Hence the expression on Alice's face.
I've always had a thing for the Mad Hatter. And the white rabbit..and the Caterpillar…and the Cheshire Cat...Mreow babeh~
lolwut :'D
Right on the nose.
But the child I have with Sausake won't be ugly.
It might be suicidal, but not ugly.
Well, just pray they don't take after you when it comes to looks….or personality....or anything. But hey, if they don't turn out the way you want I'm sure we can schedule a nice luncheon of SasuSaku babies over tea. What say you?
Oh, and as proof of how unbelievably high I am, I present you with this.
http://goldy-gry.deviantart.com/gallery/#Naruto-Gryphons
Proceed at your own risk.
@robbybevard:
"Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy
Curiouser
@robbybevard:
When I was engaged, my fiance and I would frequent the adult bookstores. He would look for his favorite mags, and on occasion a video that caught the eye. As much as I enjoyed the one-on-one with him that the media caused, there was never a video that I really enjoyed. I had seen only one other movie way back when there was a satellite channel called XXX (it dealt with a private eye unraveling a case) that actually had a proper plot and was enjoyable. All the others were grunting and puffing and blowing and whatnot. There's only so many times you can watch a blonde bimbo faking 'it'.
This movie caught my eye, and I migrated to it, allowing him to wander the shop. He noticed (how hard was it not too? grins. I was actually interested in something, lol(!) in the video section!) and came over, buying the slightly used copy for me. We took it home and I loved it. Here was a "Porno" with a plot. I wasn't sure it even classified as porno, but I use the word loosely.
The librarian was a character I could identify with. Alice rejected her boyfriend's advances. She was not comfortable with her own sexuality and prudish in her comments. Bill went away, and she continued to check in books. The White Rabbit ran through the library (one book, if you notice closely, I believe (it's been ten years since I saw the movie) was by Lewis C.) and Alice, for that same reason that propels teenagers to run into the woods when a chainsaw wielding maniac is behind them rather than towards populated areas, follows. It's the best way to get the plot forward. Alice finds herself in Wonderland.
I barely recall all the details, but I do remember clearly the swim in the lake, and how she was "dried" off. I liked how they got Humpty Dumpty Up again, the Mad Hatter's size of member being on his hat to wear it proudly, and the brother sister team of Dum and Dee (which did disturb me slightly–then again, they could have been husband wife, but I never could tell no matter how many times I watched it). The woman on the knight who told Alice go away and find your own Knight (What's a A Nice Girl Like You Doing on a Knight Like This?).
The part that really caught my attention when I watched it about a year or so later was one of the cards (3 of hearts, I think) who resembled my ex's current wife exactly! We couldn't help but tease her about being in the movie! The King of Hearts was interesting, and the Queen was even more so. Due to the openness of the forum, I can't go into details, just say it was "orgy" based and we'll leave it at that!
When we split up, I was allowed to take the video--he knew I liked it--but in the time since it's been lost in borrowing. Someday I'll find another copy.
Btw, if anyone could tell me offlist what scene was cut from the Amazon version, I'd really appreciate it.
I heartily recommend this movie for the over 18 crowd. It was soft, sweet, and really 70's, but I liked it immensely."[/hide]
and curiouser
Yes. I see. You're insane too.
Mushrooms, oh mushrooms.
MeMIzUJSpsA
What's mushrooms without a little music?
Death has come for you!
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
YOU stopped being funny 2 pages ago. And you werent even here.
there's a fungus among'us!
http://www.purplepawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/necron_warrior.jpg
Death has come for you!
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
I shall tell the queen of your words!
Pray that your head stays on your shoulders.
The Queen is AL right? Then nice knowing you.
Earl grey please
puff My favorite
I've always had a thing for the Mad Hatter. And the white rabbit..and the Caterpillar…and the Cheshire Cat...Mreow babeh~
lolwut :'D
Of course, I have the best mushroompuff
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
puff
I couldn't find a picture of duck from alice in wonder land so I had to substitute. ):
Not that he's a bad understudy, it's just not the real deal. :S
http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww331/zyordius/ALBundyGTFO.gif puff
Hmm. I might not have to call the queen.
I couldn't find a picture of duck from alice in wonder land so I had to substitute. ):
Not that he's a bad understudy, it's just not the real deal. :S
I'm a dragon with a Sakura head. I also have her personality (or lack there of).
You're fine.
Hmm. I might not have to call the queen.
I'm a dragon with a Sakura head. I also have her personality (or lack there of).
You're fine.
You made me feel better about myself/avatar. <3
http://www.purplepawn.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/necron_warrior.jpg
Death has come for you!
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
It's a bit too soon for juju's invasion…
It's a bit too soon for juju's invasion…
I don't think Tweedle Dum or Tweedle Dee have the compacity to construct an invasion.
EDIT:wait wait I didn't know they were changed. O:
EDIT:2 Then never mind Tweedle Dum and Dee both have more then enough power and knowledge.
Geez, criticize something and you Stoners get all violent.
You made me feel better about myself/avatar. <3
I myself have a Naruto/Griffin hybrid avatar. Yours is perfectly fine.
Geez, criticize something and you Stoners get all violent.
We read too much Naruto.
I myself have a Naruto/Griffin hybrid avatar. Yours is perfectly fine.
I'm actually kind of jealous. :V
Death has come for you!
This whole Alice in Wonderland thing stopped being funny 2 pages ago (and like the Necrons I feed on ruining other people's good times)
OFF WITH HER HEAD
Geez, criticize something and you Stoners get all violent.
Hard to believe there's a troll in a troll thread. Droll troll time to bowl. Drink some tea, drink some tea, what do you mean laced?
You know, I some how saw this coming. ._.
I'm hungry.
What are we eating tonight?
I'm hungry.
What are we eating tonight?
Your mom.
…oh I dunno. Don't you have any kids to eat today?
Tea and cookies, what else? Maybe some troll meat but they're fattening.
Your mom.
…oh I dunno. Don't you have any kids to eat today?
That would require….you know.....sex.
@Kairouseki:
Tea and cookies, what else? Maybe some troll meat but they're fattening.
Oreo cookies?
What type of tea? I don't care what type of cookies. Any is good. <3
I'll just be drinking Mountain Dew.
(Disclaimer: I hate Mountain Dew. It's the drink of Satan, hence why Sakura is drinking it. Dr. Pepper is its polar opposite.)
What type of tea? I don't care what type of cookies. Any is good. <3
Earl Grey laced with lsd
I'll just be drinking Mountain Dew.
(Disclaimer: I hate Mountain Dew. It's the drink of Satan, hence why Sakura is drinking it. Dr. Pepper is its polar opposite.)
I was going to say sprite is it's polar opposite. :P But sure, DP is fine. :B
That would require….you know.....sex.
…Well don't look at me.
Oreo cookies?
Yeah, thirded on the Oreos. I actually went and bought the red holiday oreos. Those are awesome.
YOU HATE MOUNTAIN DEW?!! Oh, Goddammit! That shit is awesome.
Oh my, what fine ingredients~ Huhu~
Oh wait. I won't eat animal crackers, only type of cookie I won't eat, but I do want some jam. Anyone got jam?
@Kairouseki:
Hard to believe there's a troll in a troll thread. Droll troll time to bowl. Drink some tea, drink some tea, what do you mean laced?
I'm not trolling, if I were trolling I would have posted a picture of the Tau.
Because /tg hates Tau and Necrons and geez did I really misjudge the crowd with my post. I'm going to fade off into obscurity with nothing but my massive failure to keep me company before I dig myself even deeper into the abyss of failure.
I'm not trolling, if I were trolling I would have posted a picture of the Tau.
Because /tg hates Tau and Necrons and geez did I really misjudge the crowd with my post. I'm going to fade off into obscurity with nothing but my massive failure to keep me company before I dig myself even deeper into the abyss of failure.
Hiding Troll is Hiding.
Yeah, thirded on the Oreos. I actually went and bought the red holiday oreos. Those are awesome.
YOU HATE MOUNTAIN DEW?!! Oh, Goddammit! That shit is awesome.
How are the red ones? do they taste different?
I think the polar opposite of Sprite is any orange soda, like Sunkist.
I love Sunkist and Sprite though.
I agree with the Mountain Dew hate. It's the worst lemon-lime soda. There's a tie between Sprite and Sierra Mist. I haven't had Mellow Yellow in forever so it might be pretty good as well.
Sprite has more fiz.
Sierra Mist is tangier.
I like both. Unfortunately, I find Sierra Mist to taste flat sometimes, so I prefer Sprite.
How are the red ones? do they taste different?
Nah, I think they taste pretty much the same. It's just the color that's different.
As for soda, I like Mountain Dew, Coke, and Pepsi. Sprite is all right, but I don't particularly lik 7Up, and I can't remember how much I like Sierra Mist. Orange and Grape Soda are good too. Oh, and I absolutely despise Dr. Pepper. I just cannot stand that drink. Also, I hate Diet anything.
I've never tried grape soda.
And I hate 7up. I used to like it, but the last time I had it, it tasted awful.
I normally drink Diet Sprite, Diet Sierra Mist, or Diet 7-Up (which is awesome as well). Orange Juice is the drink of the gods.