Broggy: I have an absolutely GIANT appetite! Haw-haw-haw! Here! Have a barrel of soda!
Dory: Why, thanks! You must have a BIG heart today, Pal o' mine!
Vivi: ( No! Mr. 5 told me earlier at Grape Juice Peak he was gonna' put some Pop-Rocks in the Soda barrels! It won't hurt him, though! It definitely won't hurt him, I'm sure of it! )
( Later on, after Dory wakes up. )
Dory: Wow! That soda sure had an HUGE kick to it! Quite an explosive taste! Har-har-har!
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Mr. 5: I have some really bad habits, my Mommy told me not to pick my nose, and it really BLEW ME UP! - I mean, really!
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Nico Robin: You should really drink more water, Crocodile!
Sir Crocodile: What?! What are you doing with that plastic knife and test-tube?! Ooh, Robin! You really have such a WET attitude, but I'm about to use a little DRY humour on you!
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Wapol: GYA-HA-HA! You people really chew me up! And speaking of food, this boat tastes delicious!
Luffy: Alright, Mr. Greedy Pants! Stop taking a BITE outta' Going Merry! I'm gonna' order you some TAKE-OUT!
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Sanji: Hello, this is The Grand Line Pizza Delivery, may I take your order?
Sir Crocodile: I'll have a large.. Wha-?! .. Stop fooling around, Mr. 3! - I don't have all day, now, did you put the Strawhat Gang in my underground prison forever?
Sanji: Of course I did! All of them, even that handsome Cook!
Sir Crocodile: Well, Mr. 3, you'd better not be faking, or I'll definitely turn the heat up for you!
Sanji: Gulp, ooh. Nice animals… why are you carrying those harmless toy weapons?
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Zorro: Hey, Sanji! I bet I can help a bigger animal than you!
Sanji: Okay, may the best man win! I'm going to save the biggest animal around!
Zorro: Wow! You're such a nice guy, Sanji! I really wish you luck!
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Mr. 3: Oh, what terrible table manners! I'm going to cover you in icing, and then we'll have a sweet little cake prepared in time for our tea! Hee~hee! Isn't it just delicious? - I feel a little spark of inspiration!
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I was watching Little Island today, and all the time, wondering how they'd do this sort of stuff in the English dub. Crazy, eh...