Have nothing to do, so i think i'll try to translate sbs in volume 56.
R (reader): Start SBS…not!! PN SUN
O (Oda):You're not starting it! You got me!
R: Oda-sensei! Emporio "woman" hormon! now, start the SBS please! PN someone from Newkama
O: Start SBS! Ufu (talk girly)
R: Which division commander is he? PN Taro
O: He's not even in whitebeard pirates, of course he's not a division commander. Taro. he's not in whitebeard pirates, Taro.
R: Is miracle man of okama world, Emporio Ivankov's eyebrows is natural? or extensions? He's even doing deathwink, so is he died his mascara thrice? (meanwhile, i'm wearing extentions and double mascara, and i don't have that kind eye power) PN i love Odacchi
O: It's natural eyebrows. i receive a lot of letters asking if deathwink is haki, it's an explosive wind created by wink.
R: Odacchi, help us exam students that can't concentrate to study! Seriously, give a word for all exam students in this country! It's not a question tough
O: Read manga! Watch movie (Strong World)! And do your study! Chase two rabbit and catch both!!
R: I want to go to disneyland PN Odacchi bring me with you
O: Yes, let's ride on bluemountain (coffee name)
R: Odacchi, good afternoon! By the way i found someting about inu(dog)desu, not, uma(horse)desu, not, Saldeath! When you look closely at Saldeath first appearance scene in vol 54, you can see black holes in his spear.
If you read on, under the panel about Mr 2 ability explanation, there's a scene of Saldeath wielding his spear, it looks like he attach it to his mouth. In short, Saldeath's spear is a flute that he use to control bluegori, right! PN morningmusume cuteness full open
O: Yes. It will be problematic if i drew the batle scene too detail and make the story not progressed. This series make those setting often drawn side of the panel. Right, Saldeath's spear can also become a flute to control bluegori.
R: Odacchi, question. Why are the people of Newkama land wearing net tights? Also, do you like net tights? Tell me. PN mosako
O: Well, like it or not, in the script, they are those who only wear net tights and fur coats. If you ask me why people of kamaland wear net tights, the answer is because it's there. Like, people climb mountains because it's there.
R: Is grandma Nyon jaw is ??? (ketsuketsu, dont know the meaning or english word for it)? PN gonchan
O: You're right. It is! Like Franky. Can she shoot "coo de van"?
R: Oda-sensei, on vol 54 cover you say human's life is about 140 years, is kureha-san alright? PN obakasan
O: aa, she's 139 years old, isn't she? well, normal people 140 is limit, she has pass human so it's alright. Elderly who only have one year to live didn't show her stomach in a snow country.
R: As i think of it, Odacchi always hear a lot of the reader's wish, how about make something like "new character design" or "your thoughted devil fruit appear in the page"? If it's me... how about gerigeri no mi or buriburi no mi? Isn't "healthy person of buriburi no mi" sounds good? PN Scorpio girl
O: Not good! That's only a healthy person! about collecting ideas, no, i don't need it. This maybe a little cold, but i don't want other people's idea. jump's editor sometimes change. The first thing i'll say to the new editor is "don't give me your ideas". i want a self esteem that i myself thought the character and the story. If i rely on someone, i think i'll rely to another again next, if i fail i'll blame it on someone else. If it works good, it's my ability, if fail, it's my fault. I like it that way. But if it's idea that have nothing to do with the story, i want it. the cover of strawhat with animal. if you write in the edge of the letter "draw this animal with this person doing this", i'll gladly draw it.
R: Greetings. When i see Iva-chan, i thought i want to see the strawhat gender bender. Can you draw it seriously? Seriously please. PN TOMO_M
O: OK. But it will become something different.
! 
Luffy : Eat salada, and i'll become the pirate king!!
Zoro : santouryu? No way, i'll break my teeth
Nami : I ask you who is this ship's navigator
Chopper : Doctor! Ah! It's me!
Sanji : I'm specialize on sweets
Usopp: Looks like i'll die if i go to that island
Robin: You're doing a mean thing
Franky: This week, i'm super?
They talk like a woman, and Nami and Robin talk like man
R: What i'm curious about this time is when Luffy sneak into Impeldown, in ch 526 page 5 4th panel, it looks that Luffy come out not from Hancock's mant but from her skirt! The truth is…? I'm so curious that in geography test i answered laboon for lagoon. What will you do for that? PN inside the skirt is sanctuary
O: I can't take responsibility for the test, but of course, Luffy hide not inside the mant, but inside the skirt... or i'll say directly inside the china dress. If not, if the mant flipped they will be busted, right? he's holding directly inside Hancock's clothes. Hey! Don't imagining strange things. You people, really. They're dead serious! If they're found out their life will...! Ah, i have a nosebleed!
R: If racoon and raindeer married, will Chopper born? PN sugacchi
O: He'll born. He will. Eh? Nosebleed? ah, that was, um, i'm tripped, yeah, that's it, i'm tripped.
R: Elder Oda, greetings. I know that you'll answer "Aah, actually there's a warden room close by, there they kept the prisoner's private things. He went and get a suit and cigar. He is, Crocodile really is something. A man with fashion...", but hence i'll ask the question. ch 540 when he's released, Crocodile wears prisoner's clothes, but the next time he appears why he wears suit and smoking cigar? PN bluebeard
O: You already know almost all of it! but, right, i'll answer. there is a place where they kept prisoner's things and the people of kamaland stole them. There's a lot of clothes in kamaland. Also cigar and other stuffs. it's out of the screen, but they go to kamaland and get the clothes. Crocodile really is something, a man with fashion.
R: What's inside Hanyabal's jaw? dream? PN sappina
O: Yes, ambition with the name of dream.
R: Greetings, Oda-sensei. If One Piece stage is the real world, where is the nationality of the 9 strawhats? PN michale jacksons' brother
O: I;ll answer based on their image.
Luffy (Brazil)
Zoro (Japan)
Nami (Sweden)
Usopp (Africa)
Sanji (France)
Chopper (Canada)
Robin (Rusia)
Franky (Amerika)
Brook (Austria)
R: Tell me how to read iva's deathwink sound effect! PN mugiwara no mafui
O: You have a good sight. The destructive sound of the wink can't be descibed with normal word (the sfx is bachon but the ba instead using '' is using ''' that's not actually exist in japanese) so i make it up. First the staff didn 't realise it and delete 1 of the '. How to read it is simple. Pronounce ba strongly until more than 3 saliva jump out. Alright, let do it together! bachon bachon!
