…Oh, yeah. I didn't mean to break your brain.
And no. FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL NO. Those stupid sheep scare the hell out of me. NO NO NO
…Oh, yeah. I didn't mean to break your brain.
And no. FOR THE LOVE OF IT ALL NO. Those stupid sheep scare the hell out of me. NO NO NO
Gypsy, if I had a dollar for every time you've broken my brain with this crack, I would already have enough money to buy all the One Piece merchandise in the world.
Yes Gypsy, shouting that question after me will make me come back and not run away faster.
Gee I never really think to myself on a regular basis, what's sexy on a pair of boxers? That answer entirely depends on the man wearing them, my friend. A man should have something entirely unexpected on his boxers. Take Crocodile for instance. Tsundere and serious all the time. You wouldn't expect him to have adorable BananaWani patterned boxers now would you? Doflamingo would have hearts or pink feather boxers, but it's still funny even though his very face evokes the feeling of little hearts. Adorable animals, paw patterns, or other animal-related things. Something cute. I mean, who wears "hardcore" boxers? Totally not a turn on.
… I've got problems. <___<
…............Gypsy, I humbly request to be left out of this next chapter, whatever it may be. My danger sensors are ringing.
Actually wait, I think Dofla would have smiley boxers, but I think that's besides the point.
What's that? You want to be the highlight of next chapter?
Edit: Doflo would have tacky martini glasses on his.
Hey~
Yes, I’m still alive, only short on time XD
Sorry for being so quite and not replying. I’ve missed the crack!
But since it is 1am here now and no one and nothing will disturb me now, I thought I’d give this a shot an reread everything. Just for the heck of it :D
After all, it’s so much more fun to read something in one go!
This will be long and pointless, so … spoilers.
/EDIT: Sorry, Word kinda fucked up the spoiler tags by adding additional ones and I can't fix it (they keep coming back). =|
>! “[Ace] get's mad because he was about to pump some drinks into Hancock, but now he can't woo her with his fire tricks since's he covered in water.”
! I always sort of adored this pairing, I don’t even know why, they just … look pretty together, I guess XD
And I always imagined Ace to act like this, to be honest. Being all “hey baby, look what I can do!”. The mental image of Coby bumping into him and covering him with water is somehow extremely funny XD Maybe because – in my head – it’s so very canon for them to act like this!
That’s why I always loved that one part a lot :D
Also, the fact that they are all shirtless for unexplained, unrelevant reasons. Wee!
! “[Duval] winks and it ends up being taken as a fight threat from Kid[…]”
God, Duval kicks ass XD
! >! I love that he hasn’t perfected his winking in two YEARS. I mean seriously!!
Therefore, this scene kicks ass, too. I never wondered how Duval and Kid would act when being confronted with each other, but … that’s actually a pretty good take on it! I can easily see this happening. Awesome XD
! “The babe turns out to be Buggy from behind, but damn, Law has a thing for blue hair.”
Hahahaha, that one still got me once again. LOL Simply because of the crackfactor of it.
As for the continuation later on:
“Before Law ca say he just liked blue hair, he spots Robo-Franky who is swing dancing with Jewelry. That’s blue hair, and Law wants it.”
! >! THIS wouldn’t have happened with post timeskip Franky, hah!! … Well, he still DOES have some hair left, so maybe it would have, but I think Buggy would have won a hair contest easily. Just look at his awesome hair, seriously.
! The fact that Kuma owns the bar was unexpected, but somehow … not too farfetched when I think about it. :ninja:
Also, “KUMA THE TROLL” (later on) is effin genius.
! >! Ever since the post timeskip Brook first appeared, “DJ Brook” is somehow even BETTER. Seriously, damn, that rocks!
! “His sexy voice by Troy Baker deflects the strike[…]”
This reminds me of YuGiOh the Abridged Series (“My voice gives me super strenght!”) which adds extra awesomeness XD
God, I forgot how fast the crackfactor of this entire fic had reached unexpected levels.
! I love how Enel comes in to save the day, being SHIRTLESS?! No way, a shirtless Enel, now that’s just crazy. (but very befitting for God to have such an entrance, me likes!)
! Dofla x Aphelandra is a weird pairing, but I can see this working. Somehow. Well, not for long, but in the given situation, I think it COULD work out. They are both very … strange people. coughs Dofla is obvious, but I never really got Aphelandra. She’s just weird.
So yeah, to go well together. Which makes it even more sad that Dofla dumps her that quickly later on, aww. :(
BUT Kaku ain’t such a bad choice either! Not even just because of the size … I think Kaku would go well with pretty much any lady, he’s just so calm and “easy” to handle. That could work out, too. Sooo – yay for Aphelandra, good choice!
! Though at this point no one is surprised to see RoCho anywhere, I – as much as I hate to say it – have grown to, well, not LIKE that pairing, but … it has certinaly grown on me over time. Damn, Local o__o
I loved how Robin rushed over to help Chopper, but then B*TCH FIGHT. You wouldn’t know how much I grinned while reading that. It’s just awesome on a whole new level, because it is so unlike Robin. But I ain’t complaining, haha. Though it gets a tad too weird for me when picturing House fighting her. I do not like House. Yeah, there, I said it. I hate that guy. So I’ll just refuse that mental image and picture a chick instead, like it’s supposed to be XD
! I always kinda found it weird for Cobra not to enjoy the party. I mean – he even tried peeping when his own daughter got changed, and let’s not forget how he acted when they all went for a bath.
Ah well, but it doesn’t hurt to have a voice of moral in the fic, I guess. Though it doesn’t help much, hehe. (also, Cobra x Sadi? Wow. Just wow. I think every pairing that ends with “x Sadi” is wow.)
“…SADI-CHAN IS NOW ALL OVER FOXY.”
You know what, I take back what I just said. Foxy ruins everything and therefore nullifies Sadi’s “wow” effect.
! But now, who was at fault for NOT inviting Papabeard? Seriously, how could they? Well, at least he owns Coby while doing his thing, which I like. (I hate Coby. HE IS SO ANNOYING I DON’T EVEN-) Ahum. Whatever, err. Smoker and Rayleigh make nice card game partners! Yeah.
! Drunk Shanks is awesome with his bug spray, rofl.
! “[Luffy] isn’t having a good time because bars don’t serve meat.”
Hurray for Luffy! I was wondering where he was all the time, but the lack of meat was a good enough excuse for me to not have him there.
Btw, I love how Lucci is a damn loser with whatever he does and no one really cares about him. Nice. And no, I don’t hate the guy, but I don’t like him either. And it’s somehow really funny to be mean to him.
! “It smashes into the back of Whitebeard’s head, who wildly looks around in anger.”
I’m amazed Papabeard even noticed that, I would have imagined him to be like “… whut, did something hit me just now? Nah, must have been my imagination.”
Also, the fact that it hit WB out of all people made me chuckle. That guy seems to act like a magnet for everything that is out to hit anything. I don’t think he has ever dodged ANYTHING.
! “[Kokoro’s] burst in instantly causes Jembi to fall for her”
Now THAT’s an interesting pairing if I ever saw one. In more than one aspect XD
I love that Kokoro brings that darn Chimney kid everywhere she goes. That poor thing!
! “(So he thinks they’re [that being Hattori’s eyes] virgin. OH HO.)“
That line still makes me laugh. Hahaha, Hattori, out of all “people” … XD
! “This triggers Robin to come to [Chopper’s] side and stand beside him menacingly as they stare down Kid”
This makes for a wonderful mental image, haha. Kid being so helpless and clumsy is very funny to read! Also, it leads to Vivi actually kicking some ass once in her lifetime, now isn’t that something!
! „Buggy Burger“, man, that one ASKED to be written so much, I’m kicking myself for not thinking of it XD
! I love how Hancock is constantly being sabotaged and fails to get the meat to her loved one. That poor, poor woman. Moreover, poor hungry Luffy!
! “[…]the Admirals execute their flawlessly choreographed moves.”
Seriously, THIS. 32 characters of THIS! Anything else would have disappointed me for some reason.
! “Trapped and Shanks, still in shock from the fire, now dressed sharply in his suit and her in a slick red dress. (Both topped with fedoras.)“
Yummy! And, of course, fedoras are epic win.
! And then, there is of course myself stepping into the fic. With Hattori, who else? I’m still impressed how calm my creck self is there, being able to TALK while having Hattori that close. XD
Also, Lulu is an intersting chat partner. Interesting as in “I have never really cared about that guy, I wonder what he is like actually” XDD
Well, Luffy was busy at the time, so I guess it figures my crack self didn’t go after him :ninja:
I don’t know, but a clash between Luffy fangirls (that being me and Hancock) wouldn’t be very pretty, I guess.
! “[The disco ball] shakes dangerously, but thankfully Nia sends her friend Hattori up to steady it.”
One just has to love Hattori. Whatever would the world do without him?! I love you for giving him some action. God knows how much I adore that dove.
! I love how you keep posting Glee videos. I never watched it, but I love the songs :D
Also, it’s a nice thing to have music to go with the fic. :3
! “Bepo was too busy getting his tummy scratched by Enel”
That reminds me. Enel always needed some pet he could stroke while being evil. A cat would be a bit cliché, but Bepo should do just fine. Perfect!
… God, I’m being mean to Bepo.
! “Coby, who was trying to bring water to his group, had dropped them yet again.”
YESSSS. Wonderful. >D For once, I’m totally supporting Spandam, haha.
! “They run in slow motion to the other, and straight into Mia.”
That one still gets me, I can’t even tell you why, it’s just so awesome XD
And, of course, PWNgoat pwning people is always great.
Now, a new cut for charmedward’s piece:
! First of all, you really did a good job writing in Gypsy’s style. It fits perfectly! Also, the crackness is superb as well :D I had a great laugh reading through it XD
! Jango and Bon-chan would make a nice “couple” in terms of dancing, I must say!
! “A still-high Sanji spots her and Mellorines his way over to the guard[…]”
Best. Verb. Ever!! XD
I don’t know where it is from exactly, but I remember a manga page where Sanji was shown “mellorining” to someone. Maybe it was Conis, after Enel was defeated? I dunno, but I have that image in my head now, and it is awesome XD
! “He's quickly booed by Luffy though (who was peeved for being ignored for so long)”
HECK YES! You show ‘em, Luffy! :DDD
Sooo, now back to Gyspy’s wirting, aka the parts I haven’t commented on anywhere yet:
! ”The tip of [the belt] strikes Coby in the face, shattering his glasses and causing him to drop his glass of milk.”
! My Coby hating heart is very very pleased XD
! “WE PULL OUT JETPACKS AND RIDE OFF ONTO THE ROOF TO LOOK AT THE STARS. The rest of the party starts a grind line with Enel, who has passed out glow sticks.”
I was switching between “WTF” and “OMG” very very fast again and again while reading this. I’m still not sure for which reaction I should settle XD
! “Nia and Hattori are helping Brook up in the DJ booth.”
Fuck yeah, Hattori the new DJ! And don’t be fooled, I’m not there to do anything, I just fangasm because he is so talented and cute. :D
JUST PICTURE IT. Hattori. Being a DJ. JDASLJFLDFFF!!!!
! Akainu + Britney Spears = The definition of why this crackfic is awesome.
! “Grabbing the nearest babe, who happens to be Nia, and he turns her around to go for it. As he sings to her, Crocodile interrupts his song that is making Nia angry with a strum of guitar.“
What the who? Akainu did WHAT?! With WHOM?!
Goddamnit, he himself ain’t that bad, but the singing sure as hell would annoy the shit out of me. Thanks, Croc! reads further … whatever he is doing there. WTF!! XD
Also, I can’t picture Akainu dancing … somehow. XD
My poor, poor crackself LOL
! You know, I’ve been complaining about the lack of Luffy somehwere up there in my random thoughts, but the next line made me cough up my toast I’m eating right now XD
“NIA’S NIGHT ISN’T GETTING BETTER BECAUSE FAKE LUFFY IS TRYING TO GET HER TO JOIN HIM ON HIS LAP.” OH FUCK IT’S FLUFFY. XDD
I’m really not having any luck, am I? Though I love the appearance of the Fake Strawhats – Fluffy, out of all people? That’s cruel XD
! “Nis is like: “No way dude, you look like if I shaved a gorilla then dibbed it into applesauce while singing ‘You’re Beautiful’ by James Blunt.”’
ROLF I couldn’t have put that any better, especially that James Blunt part. I HATE THAT GUY WITH A PASSION THAT REQUIRES CAPSLOCK.
! “The two girls ask Fake Robin it’s name, but are horrified when they see that she is driving a pickle into her mouth trying to seduce Thatch.”
….... o____o shivers
Not that I didn’t see the pickle action coming, but I didn’t want to think about it. And now I was forced to picture it. YUCK. shivers some more
Due to an unnamed feedback message, I have to ask:
Do you guys dislike the block style, rant-like format of the story? And does it kind of bum you own that sometime you guys only get one line? I want to make you guys happy, so feedback like that is much loved.
No and no, I’m perfectly fine over here. :D
I’m not bothered by block text, but paragraphs ARE nice.
… I think I’m finished.
Now, next is the mafia fic ... tomorrow XD
Nia, I have gained so much appreciation for you.
My breasts just gave me the best idea for the crack fic, by the way.
… something tells me i should wait to thank them until after the fic comes out.
also, i'm actually okay with the block text thing. at first i was like whaaaat but now it seems to add to the crack-ness of the fic. i always imagine you reading out the entire thing in one breath, which is super fun. you should try it.
I agree with Trapped. I read it sort of fast in-a-single-breath way too, which WAY adds to the utter crackness of it BWAHAHAH XD Though paragraphs are overall nice, i just highlight each little bit as i read and continue going down it :D
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Of course I would expect it. What? I'm an exception? Because I'm crazy? Oh, I see…..
Doflamingo doesn't wear boxers. He doesn't wear anything. He wears nothing. NOTHING AT ALL......
Perhaps Crocodile too wears nothing at all.... nothing at all..... NOTHING AT ALL.
This entire post is every reason why I love you.
OH GOD CAN'T UNSEE. Mia is captain of the Fandom Pirates, but I say she also fits the role of permanent scarring. I'll be reading pivotal chapters in the future and then that will suddenly pop into my head without warning. What have you done.
Oh same with Ace !
Nothing at all @.@;;;
Strange coincidence…
Maybe underwear don't exist in OP.
Must be it.
The One Piece is the supply of underpants! Tra la la la laaa!
Oh, ew. But if Croco has nothing, there isn't anything between the sand in his pants and his…
Gross.
I think I'm blind. also bleeding to death from nosebleed. I hesitate to continue conversation since no doubt it's gonna get added to the crack fic, but if anyone's got no boxers it's Dofla, not Croc. What if Croc had those really expensive silk boxers? Crap, I keep adding fuel to this sexy fire of crack. Nooooo!!!
What's that? FLAVORED BOXER SHORTS YOU SAY?!
-writes furiously-
The next chapter of this crack fic is gonna be the coming of the Apocalpyse isn't it. Nobody is safe… My poor mind can only break so many times.
@Nia:
Now, a new cut for charmedward’s piece:
! First of all, you really did a good job writing in Gypsy’s style. It fits perfectly! Also, the crackness is superb as well :D I had a great laugh reading through it XD
! Jango and Bon-chan would make a nice “couple” in terms of dancing, I must say!
! “A still-high Sanji spots her and Mellorines his way over to the guard[…]”
Best. Verb. Ever!! XD
I don’t know where it is from exactly, but I remember a manga page where Sanji was shown “mellorining” to someone. Maybe it was Conis, after Enel was defeated? I dunno, but I have that image in my head now, and it is awesome XD
! “He's quickly booed by Luffy though (who was peeved for being ignored for so long)”
HECK YES! You show ‘em, Luffy! :DDD
Awww ^^ Thanks Nia!! I'm glad you enjoyed AND reviewed it! You made my night, girl!
And "Mellorines" should be in the dictionary!! We should start a petition :ninja:
PART 17
Where Piratemarimo Will No Long Be Able to Take It.
! …DOFLAMINGO HAS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS A PANTSLESS PARTY. Struggling to rake off his pants, he trips backward and throws the trousers above his head once he is freed of them. There he is, standing in the middle of the floor stark naked and in boxers with Simba from The Lion King printed across the juicy ass. He has removed shoes as well, and they’re soaring over the crowd while people dive out of the way. Still in his socks, he starts to shake his lion ass to
with his hands in the air.
! His fun attitude prompts many stares from the room. Crocodile, who has given up on his band’s ever failing attempts to be what they once were, he watched the blonde man in boxers clear the dance floor due to his nudity. Except one person. Piratemarimo has had enough of this night being a fail and feeling a like a loser that she just wants to cuts loose. Taking the fedora from Trapped’s head, she dashes onto the floor and dancing around with Doflamingo. Her grin and laughs make Crocodile’s spine shiver, and he decides to join them. Letting go of his pants, they fall to the floor dud to his lack of belt. Leaping from the stage, DJ Brook throws on for the man in the crude drawings of kittens all over his boxers. He stands between Doflamingo and Piratemarimo is all: “LET’S SETTLE THIS!”
! Doflamingo has NO idea what he’s talking about and just decides to go with it. Slipping on his socks and the floor, the crowd mistakes his stumbles for epic moves and start to chant his name. Crocodile grits his teeth in rage and starts to do the Grease Lighting dance, complete with his hand on his crotch. Mihwak, who sees the side-splitting laughter Piratemarimo is in, gets a clench in his chest. HE NEEDS TO MAKE HER SMILE TOO! She is on the floor, pounding the floor with her fist as he runs up, knocking Doflamingo out of a party boy. Falling to his knees for maybe the fifteenth time that night, he starts to do some sort of pole-less, pole dance for her.
! Trapped, worried that Piratemarimo and her fedora will be squished by the advancing Aokji’s worm, she yells for her to move. This snaps Piratemarimo out of her fits of hysterics and notices the men around her, each dancing some brainless dance. Before she can make her way out of this situation, she is taken around the middle by Crocodile, who clicks his fingers for Zoro from the mariachi band to bring him his skateboard. He’s all: “LATER LOSERS!” And starts towards the exit on it with Piratemarimo thrown over his shoulder…
Oh, ew. But if Croco has nothing, there isn't anything between the sand in his pants and his…
Gross.
non, non, you got it all wrong. It isn't that there's nothing between the sand and his –--.... it's that the sand IS his ------ everything turns to sand. everything. (actually.... I have lots of semi-inappropriate wonderings about the workings of Crocodile's devil fruit... because we know getting hit by blood can make him turn solid and water too so can..... well... nevermind....) (actually I'm going to bring my curiosities to the questions that don't deserve their own thread thread snerk y'all should go check it out....).
edit:
oh god just read the update......
piratemarimo you are one lucky girl.
naked party boy from doflamingo? brain=ruinated.
gypsy, you do realize that now I'm going to have to draw those crudely-drawn-kitty boxers now, right?
…...........................................my mental train of thought has been derailed so spectacularly that I can't even be sure whether I should bless the gods that I wasn't in this chapter or just to go cleanse my brain with liquid fire.
DRAW THE BOXERS.
Aw, Skyrius! You're too kind! You're welcome, pumpkin!
HOLY FUCK ON A FUCK SANDWICH. OH MY GOD. XD. dies
by the way. you have completely ruined The Lion King for me. I LOVED THAT MOVIE.
I'd think the fact that the main baby lion was printed across Doflamingo's juicy rump would improve the movie for you! You can feel his love all night, if you want! ;)
I'd think the fact that the main baby lion was printed across Doflamingo's juicy rump would improve the movie for you! You can feel his love all night, if you want! ;)
… i hate you.