Now if I only knew who Ishida was :P
Felch Discussion Part 3
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I come back, only to see horrible fanfiction splattered across the Bleach discussion.
So nothing new?
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I come back, only to see horrible fanfiction splattered across the Bleach discussion.
So nothing new?
Aizen-sama banzai! Banzai! BANZAI!
Is all that's happening here.
We're all anxiously awaiting Aizen Enel moon face and some lecturings about Felch from a boar. And hey, nice to actually meet the intelligent Bleach rant guy I've read in my lurker's lair. -
This little piggy went to the moon.
This little piggy never looked back.
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This little piggy went to the moon.
This little piggy never looked back.
The Aizen Enel face moon?
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My piglet commandos are infiltrating the moon people's compound as we speak.
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My piglet commandos are infiltrating the moon people's compound as we speak.
Just make sure they're aware they've been in the palm of his hand from the very beginning. :ninja:
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I come back, only to see horrible fanfiction splattered across the Bleach discussion.
So nothing new?
It's not fanfiction. It's my prediction.
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@Cyan:
So yes, fanfiction?
No, it's just my prediction of the next Bleach chapter.
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No, it's just my prediction of the next Bleach chapter.
That's the definition of "Fanfiction" you are a fan, and you wrote fiction about a fiction work.
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A prediction is what you think will happen.
Fanfiction is when you write out a script complete with sound effects and directions made like it's supposed to be read by stage actors, with dialogue like 'father!' from Ichigo like he's supposed to be Luke Skywalker and you believe it's in any way dramatic or fitting characteristically.
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I've been thinking, living with Aizen would suck. Everytime you come back from grocery shopping, it would be " I knew you would come here. You have bought crab cakes and linguini. Yes, every single thing you planned to buy has been according to my plan."
"Yeah, you wrote the list."
"When were you under the delusion that you didn't write the list?"
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"When did you start thinking that you had not wrote the list?"
"When I started buying a slew of shitty diet drinks."
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A prediction is what you think will happen.
Fanfiction is when you write out a script complete with sound effects and directions made like it's supposed to be read by stage actors, with dialogue like 'father!' from Ichigo like he's supposed to be Luke Skywalker and you believe it's in any way dramatic or fitting characteristically.
I didn't write a script… I just wrote how I think the chapter will go...
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Gin's thoughts: DAMN! His own spiritual pressure is killing me… It's gotten so huge I think even he can't control it now!
Aizen smirks as he grabs the Hogyoku from gin and then preceeds to crush it
Gin: !! Huh? W-why did you do that?
Aizen: I no longer have no need for it's physical form... All of it's power and essence has been stored within me... The fusion is complete now. I am truly one with the hogyoku...
Gin: Dammit... DAMMIT! gin stands up and uses his bankai and Aizen just stops it with his pinky finger and breaks it
Aizen: Hmph... I am beyond everyone else now Gin... You should know that will do nothing to me... * He says while he starts walking away*
Gin: !! Where are you going?!
Looks like script format to me. And good fucking lord, even the cockhead of an author is a better writer than you. Way to go, you tool.
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Looks like script format to me. And good fucking lord, even the cockhead of an author is a better writer than you. Way to go, you tool.
It was in script format but overall it was just my prediction of the next chapter! I know I'm not that good of an writer. I was just having fun with telling predictions.
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Im still wanting for Mizuiro to be revealed as a bad guy.
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What if Aizen ends up being Mizuiro by some asinine Trollbo plot
holetwist? Just a crazy thought of how things could always get worse with the bumbling idiot known as Kubo at the helm…
Edit: wait, they've been together on screen lately, forgot with the lack of anything in Bleach.... ummm... an illusionary Mizuiro? -
We all know that Aizen has a son somewhere.
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@Kairouseki:
What is Felch supposed to mean?
You really don't want to know.
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It's the same now as it was before. The only reason Mizuiro was ever brought up was so that it would emphasize that Ichigo is the hero, he has a lot of friends for some reason, and the audience is supposed to like him for that because their own lives are lackluster and wanting.
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We all know that Aizen has a son somewhere.
But Kubo making Mizuiro Aizen's son/spy on Ichigo could make a little bit of the "everything planned from the beginning" less asinine if Kubo was smart about doing it… so maybe Mizuiro is the Spirit King and happens to be trolling the apparent trollmaster Aizen? Though really Kubo's bad enough that it's probably a pointless thing like Rboar said above.
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I've been thinking, living with Aizen would suck. Everytime you come back from grocery shopping, it would be " I knew you would come here. You have bought crab cakes and linguini. Yes, every single thing you planned to buy has been according to my plan."
"Yeah, you wrote the list."
"When were you under the delusion that you didn't write the list?"
Someone needs to make a sitcom called "Livin' with Aizen." It rhymes too. It's as if it was meant to be.
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Except it's not at all pointless. The point, in fact, is that readers put themselves in Ichigo's shoes. I'm not talking about 'walking a mile in another man's shoes', I'm saying putting themselves inside Ichigo and replacing the empty shell with whatever they want to be. The point is that they get to imagine themselves as this super awesome powerful popular guy and don't have to worry about anything already being in there to impede that trippy fantasy they so desperately need to fulfill.
This is one of the reasons why this manga is still ongoing, because a bishie teenager with a vague semblance of independent thought is the perfect draw for impotent sacks of sad.
[hide]Replace 'hero' with 'villain', 'friends' with 'servants', and 'super awesome powerful popular' with 'super awesome powerful', and you get Aizen.[/hide]
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Someone needs to make a sitcom called "Livin' with Aizen." It rhymes too. It's as if it was meant to be.
"Aizen, did you eat all the cookies?"
"Yes, every cookie you baked has been in the palm of my hand."
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I didn't mean pointless as much as… shallow? Fake? Insubstantial to the story itself? A petty attempt at making his writing seem good/relateable that has the opposite effect unless you're a hopeless sap?
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The hate on bleach here is despicable….
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The hate on bleach here is deserved….
Fixed that for you. Bleach is utter crap unless you crawled out from under a rock and have no idea what a real story is. And be that as it may, several of us have grown to like Aizen for being so hateable and satireable. In the end, we've all been in the palm of his hand it seems.
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Fixed that for you. Bleach is utter crap unless you crawled out from under a rock and have no idea what a real story is. And be that as it may, several of us have grown to like Aizen for being so hateable and satireable. In the end, we've all been in the palm of his hand it seems.
Now, I know Bleach is no masterpiece or anything but still, it's good to me atleast. That's just your opinion that Bleach is utter crap. To me, it's an decent series. Same goes for Naruto.
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Lol…
I never understood the trollin'.
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Now, I know Bleach is no masterpiece or anything but still, it's good to me atleast. That's just your opinion that Bleach is utter crap. To me, it's an decent series. Same goes for Naruto.
You must hold the world record for low standards if you're calling either Naruto or Bleach "decent" at this juncture. Because of this, I think RBoar is right, you be trollin.
The Sable Heavens
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I just love how people always go "It's my opinion" like it's an excuse for enjoying garbage.
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I actually think he's a legit fan, an unintentional troll of sorts. I don't even really hate Bleach, I just think the pacing sucks, the plot itself is imploding in on itself, the characters are poorly written at best… you know, I take it back. I do hate Bleach. Yet I continue to read it anyways. Maybe I'm the real troll here!
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Whelp, there goes the last shred of doubt towards trollhood.
Dude, it's not even that bad. I've read worse manga before and the pacing's even better than bleach. There's no doubt about it that One Piece is the best out of the HST but still, I enjoy all of the HST. If it entertains me and I like it then I like it. Simple as that.
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Worse manga than Bleach? Now I'm intrigued.
The Sable Heavens
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I don't know i think Naruto can do that:ninja:
Naruto has a plot, a few likeable characters, characters WITH character, emotion, and motivation. It does a lot wrong, but it has these things that Bleach lacks. It also has backgrounds.
Edit:Naruto at least has something to wreck. Bleach has… personality-void Ichigo, personality-void Aizen, a bunch of nobodies, white environs, and dust. Hard to make a even an enjoyable wreck out of that. Blkeach is insubstantial garbage.The Sable Heavens
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Name a legitimately worse manga than Bleach AT the moment.
I need to read this O_o;
And no Fairy Tail doesn't count… AT the moment.
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"Well I've seen 'unfounded generalization' better/worse than x" doesn't cut it. This is about as unsubstantiated as your claims that Bleach is good, Naruto is good, the characters in any way complex, and Kefka being a ripoff of some entity you seem hesitant to make note of.
There is such a thing as having shit/inexperienced taste on an objective level, and you are a shining example.
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Name a legitimately worse manga than Bleach AT the moment.
I need to read this O_o;
And no Fairy Tail doesn't count… AT the moment.
Again FT has something there to wreck, which means there's something there to like to some degree. Bleach doesn't. So yeah, both FT and Naruto are better than Bleach in my book, if not by much. Thus my legitimate interest in something WORSE than Bleach.
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Naruto at least has several interesting (if underused) characters remaining (Gai's bit in the latest chapter definitely showed that Kishimoto can still write good characters when he tries), whereas Bleach basically only has Kenpachi, Mayuri, and Isshin, two of whom have been off-screen for over thirty chapters when Kubo awkwardly cut away from their ongoing fight against a climactic opponent.
I don't mind Fairy Tail; some of the plot developments are handled oddly, and it's not all that original, but it's nowhere near as frustrating to read as Naruto or Bleach (with their ignoring of most of the supporting cast and the constant stream of nonsensical retcons, respectively), and goes by at a decent pace (whereas Naruto has volume-long flashbacks on information that we already knew (ex. this latest flashback, and the one jammed into the middle of Naruto vs. Sasuke), and Bleach's pacing is absolutely abominable (if the fight against Aizen doesn't turn out to be longer than the oft-complained-about fight against Freeza, I will be surprised)).
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Fairy Tail's fanservice IS annoying thou.
Even for hypersexual hetero males…
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"Well I've seen 'unfounded generalization' better/worse than x" doesn't cut it. This is about as unsubstantiated as your claims that Bleach is good, Naruto is good, the characters in any way complex, and Kefka being a ripoff of some entity you seem hesitant to make note of.
There is such a thing as having shit/inexperienced taste on an objective level, and you are a shining example.
Well, I meant that Kefka is a rip off the Joker. It's pretty obvious…
And if I like bleach, then I like it. Like I said, it's not perfect but it entertainsme.
Again FT has something there to wreck, which means there's something there to like to some degree. Bleach doesn't. So yeah, both FT and Naruto are better than Bleach in my book, if not by much. Thus my legitimate interest in something WORSE than Bleach.
Well there is Inuyasha… The plot is pretty repetitive in my opinion and it's hard to get into the characters.
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I admit Kenpachi is a decent reason to keep reading Bleach, but he's not that much of a character (like all Bleach characters). Put him in OP and I doubt people would fangasm over him as much.
Edit: Inuyasha has a plot to be repetitive with though… and the character's have enough depth that we're annoyed at their traits. So it's better written than Bleach despite, yet again, also being in the garbage category alongside FT and Naruto. -
Well, I meant that Kefka is a rip off the Joker. It's pretty obvious…
Wat?
16charsofClownshoes
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Well, I meant that Kefka is a rip off the Joker.
Heh, you're a funny guy. Maybe you'd be a little more funny if you would try and stop being stupid.
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Heh, you're a funny guy. Maybe you'd be a little more funny if you would try and stop being stupid.
It's fairly obvious that Kefka is a rip off the joker. Both got the power of an god(Emperor joker storyline) and are insane monster clowns.
