Silly Pranks

dirt monkey AL

We've all pulled at least one or two.

Today, I'm making decaffienated coffee. And I'm going to keep doing it until April Fools' Day whereupon I shall unload caffiene onto them again.

Most will notice the difference, yes, but I'm hoping some won't care enough to get up and remake a whole new pot. Because they're usually too lazy to make a new pot after they empty one anyway.

Got any pranks that you pull regularily or are you planning one for April Fools'?

EDIT: I stand corrected. No one's noticed yet - not even my team lead. I've made two new pots since the first.

Neuro

When ever we get back from a party and my friends are drunk and go to sleep I have to draw on them with permanent marker, it is a must…

One time I drew on my friend, and he was like "When the hell did you draw on me?"
And I was like "When we were watching TV and you went to sleep for like 5 minutes"
And he said "I wasn't even asleep then."
And at that moment I knew I had a gift...

dirt monkey AL

UPDATE:

My decaf plan has effected our team lead enough that she doesn't feel well, and thus is going home. She says we can too.

flandrian15

When I was in college we went to the towns fountain at night (which is lit) in ninja like black costume and armed with boxes of washing powder. Then we threw the washing powder in the fountain. In one hour the entire roundabout in which the fountain stood was engulfed in foam and we went to go and change and came back to enjoy the view!

Yoska

I replaced the content of a sugar bottle with salt, and I did the same thing with a salt bottle and sugar. I was like really young back then, I don't even know where I got the idea to do it, but my mom ended up baking something very foul tasting for our guests.

dirt monkey AL

UPDATE:

Slight set back in plan.

I'm tired because I usually drink coffee, but I shan't let this stop me now. Also, I'm now working from home. woot.

MiniLuffy

This reminded me of:

@flandrian15:

When I was in college we went to the towns fountain at night (which is lit) in ninja like black costume and armed with boxes of washing powder. Then we threw the washing powder in the fountain. In one hour the entire roundabout in which the fountain stood was engulfed in foam and we went to go and change and came back to enjoy the view!

yeah ive done the same…........you don't live in hemel by any chance?:wassat:

also i got hold of this really powerful luminous paint from unitednuclear.com and sort of painted the hole town, when it became night loads of the shops and houses were glowing green, it had me in hysterics, and had the people coming out the pub worried looks at beer and pours it away lol

Senshi Mizaka

This one's an oldie, but a goodie. In my high school cooking class, we were doing fortune cookies. My group decided to slip one note in and pull the "If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." trick on a girl in the group. She got so angry that she wouldn't talk to us for a week."

Mister Yakuza

Im planning to post an epic fake spoiler this coming april fools day haha beware AP forums!! beware!!

Nobodyman

@Mister:

Im planning to post an epic fake spoiler this coming april fools day haha beware AP forums!! beware!!

Uh…wow. You just better hope a lot of people don't read this thread.

Psycopath

@Senshi:

This one's an oldie, but a goodie. In my high school cooking class, we were doing fortune cookies. My group decided to slip one note in and pull the "If your hand is bigger than your face, you have cancer." trick on a girl in the group. She got so angry that she wouldn't talk to us for a week."

At my school someone did something similar they tell the person to try and lick their ear which of course they cant and they end up looking retarded I guess,I didnt exactly get it the cancer ones better,personalyl I like to hide and scare the shit out of people,one time it scared one of my friends so bad they passed out.

Neuro

@Mister:

Im planning to post an epic fake spoiler this coming april fools day haha beware AP forums!! beware!!

Check the hall of shame Spoiler: Chapter 534 to see how that went down last time…

MiniLuffy

@Neuro:

Check the hall of shame Spoiler: Chapter 534 to see how that went down last time…

Oh, so THAT'S the reason he was banned. Good riddance. Sorry for going offtopic here.

dirt monkey AL

Second Day of the Plan: I came in work early today, and bought my own coffee before making two pots of decaffienated.

Hopefully this will hold me through the day.

The only other co-worker that drinks coffee has arrived, but he's not yet gone to the kitchen to get a cup. If anyone will realize it's decaf though, it's probably him. Here's to hoping he won't catch my lie.

@MiniLuffy:

Oh, so THAT'S the reason he was banned. Good riddance. Sorry for going offtopic here.

that must hurt hearing that blackstars new alias

@dirtmonkeyal

you are easily entertained…lol...just watch out for terry tate ....woooooooooo

Capt Haggis

Me and some pals once fed a buddy those bacon dog treats. If I recall correctly he didn't notice.

dirt monkey AL

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dirt monkey AL

Most fun night and day I've had in a while.

Coffee plan is still on the go, but now I'm wishing I hadn't done this. On top of fake spoilers, and coffee pranks, I was MOVING this weekend.

So … so tired.

Mister Yakuza

Decaf coffee = fake spoiler

I feel so retarded right now

DaeJi

A true April Fools Day prank always takes place on April 1. And no other day. Every year I pull one on my family, and every year they buy it.

Last year was a good one. I managed to trick my family into thinking I had joined the Peace Corps and was heading to South America. I had to get one of my friends who was in the Peace Corps, recopy all of his forms on the exact same type of paper with the exact same color lay out (that was a nightmare), replace my information with his, add a fake phone number, have a friend ready to pick up at the other of that fake phone number, create a few fake e-mails the week before, and I had to produce fake plane tickets (I just ended up borrowing some real ones). Hook, line, sinker. I was only busted when my friend called from the fake number to see how things were going. Classic.

This year my older sister is going to find evidence that my girlfriend is pregnant, and it's not my child. Hehee, this is going to be good.

CalMc123

I'm pulling the salt in mum/dad/little bro's coffee/tea trick, yet again… Good times...

Kuminator

Well, after today's events in the Spoiler Forum -
I'm not surprised this thread belongs to you Dirty Monkey,
I won't menion the spoilers here, but most of you know what I'm talkin' 'bout
That's right ! - All 352 of you ! (Plus the 50-something guests!)

Gekko135

oh AL…. you and yer silly pranks!

Dark_Kaomi

Al, that was too good. You and Brennen are a scary team.

Wagomu

I can't prank. The best did, though, was convince someone that I wasn't there and that I was actually my evil twin with an eerily similar name (Abe, as opposed to Gabe).

Malintex_Terek

My sister is the only one in our family who likes to take baths since they don't hurt her feet, so I was considering lining the tub with clear Jell-O mix and seeing what happens when she decides to fill it up.

I don't have enough mix though. :O

Wagomu

Having not enough could make it funnier. It would give a slimy texture to the water and enough of a discoloration to freak her out.

tigerlilly

After this badass april fools day, I feel really embarrassed with my selfmade Homer Simpson Prankcall-board…
I think I need to resort to plan B (B like Bastard) - switch dog-food with my brothers cereals. I don't think my dog is going to like it...

BTW Dirty Monkey, are your abilities for rent? I need a good prank, I pay good (with cookies and chicken wings)

Psycopath

I remember last year there was this girl in my class and shes really ditzy,well anyway someone told her that hers glasses fell down and sure enough she looked down enough she never has worn glasses.

Roronoa Zacho

I was inspired by the luffiko-pic, that zkaiser posted first and in a hurry I drew this one to share it with all of you ASAP.
enjoy and have fun:

hope you like it, I like this whole idea at all!

i had some noobs working for the company so i managed to trick them all into doing some random stuff….e.g. i asked one of them to go to the shop and get me a long wait

i got the other to fetch me a glass hammer

and finally the third got me a left handed screwdriver....

honestly they were so retarded, the first person was waiting AT THE SHOP FOR 30MINS BEFORE ANYONE TOLD HIM IT WAS A PRANK.............braindead or what?

MiniLuffy

@Roronoa:

I was inspired by the luffiko-pic, that zkaiser posted first and in a hurry I drew this one to share it with all of you ASAP.
enjoy and have fun:
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/615/zachosluffiko.jpg
hope you like it, I like this whole idea at all!

lol. Priceless look on Ace's face.

dirt monkey AL

@Roronoa:

I was inspired by the luffiko-pic, that zkaiser posted first and in a hurry I drew this one to share it with all of you ASAP.
enjoy and have fun:

hope you like it, I like this whole idea at all!

REAL COFFEE.

Hahaha.