A) Build Quonset huts.
Q) If Spandam is Scrooge, who would be the Three Spirits?
BONUS Q) Who would play Jacob Marley?
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A) Kaku would be The Ghost of Christmas Past, Kalifa would be The Ghost of Christmas Present, Lucci would be The Ghost of Christmas Future and Nero would be Marley.
Q) CP9 vs. Gremlins. What happens?
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A) Since Enies Lobby is a never-night island, CP9 get raped.
Q) If Vivi was Dorothy and Luffy was the Scarecrow, who would play: the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, Toto, and the Wizard of Oz?
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Wizard: Sanji,
Toto: Chopper
Tin Man: Cyberman (just randomly passing by, or I guess we could have Franky)
Lion: Usopp.Q) Do the rest of Smoker's crew die by passive smoking?
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A) Secondhand smoke kills.
Q) What should be done about Tashigi's bulimia? -
A: Cherry blossoms. Duh
Q: Why can't I think of a question? -
A) Because your brain has entered the Grand Line without you.
Q) Which One Piece character would play the Wicked Witch of the West? Oh wait, Robin. Okay, who would play Glinda the Good Witch? -
A: Nami
Q: If Robin were to actually pick someone to "do" in the OP world, who would it be? -
A: Franky.
Q: What if you fall and break a leg?
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A: Then I imagine you would be in a considerable amount of pain
Q: If Ulquiorra isn't the strongest of the Espada, who would you say is?
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A. Barnacle Bill.
Q. Can Brooke take a whiz? How does that work?
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A: i dont have a clue, but i know ive stone in my brain that explodes when i say "ARGHOFFSEPPU"
Q: why is there octopus in brookes hat?
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A: Because he's just awesome like that. (…Hey, that rhymes!)
Q: Why did they close every school around me except for mine?
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A: b/c your school were two inch taller than the other schools
Q: take 3 numbers, split them in two, then drink so much sake you can, what do you see?
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A: A magical singing panda
Q: Why is it that there's a Martin Luther King Jr. day, but no W.E.B. DuBois day? -
A: Ask you History teacher.
Q: Why the last questions has nothing to do with One Piece?
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A: because it says ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, not ask a stupid One Piece question, get a stupid answer.
Q: Can Brooke do geppou since he's so light? -
A) Brooke can do geppou, rankyaku, kami-e, the Hokey-Pokey, the Fandango, and your mother all at the SAME TIME!!
Q) What would a One Piece parody of Bohemian Rhapsody sound like? -
A.)
Is this a Pirate Life…
or just a Manga Tale...
Caught in a Tidal Wave...
No Escape from the Sea King...
Open your Heart...
Shut your eyes and see...
I'm just a Rubber boy, I'm gonna be Pirate King...
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little Stretchy, a little slow,
Anyway the Ship Goes,
Doesn't really matter to me...Robin just killed a man...
Put her hands against his spine,
Did her clutch move, now he's dead
Robin, ooo
It's still okay to cry.
If she runs away again,
We'll stop carrying on, as if it really mattersSorry, I'm dead,
Grinning as I die,
Body's stretching all the time,
Sanji, Zoro, I'm dead,Gonna go to the Pirate Paradise in the sky,
Gotta leave you all to achieve your dreams,
Robin, ooo (Anyway the ship goes)
If I die, then that's that.
I sometimes think I have never been alive at all.I see a little Klabautterman,
Gaikotsu Brooke, Gaikotsu Brooke, will you do the fandango,
Clover, Clover,
Clover Olivia-Saulo
But I'm just a dumbass
And Nami always hits me,
He's just a simple man with a messed up family,
Give him a chance to become Pirate King,
Baka! -I will not let you fight - Let him fight
Baka! -I will not let you fight - let him fight
Baka! - I will not let you fight - let him fight
Will not let you fight - let me fight
Will not let you fight - let me fight
No, no no no no no...
Nico Robin Nico Robin Nico Robin let me go
Pluton has an Ancient Weapon put aside for me, for me, for meSo you think you can impale me and leave me all dried up
So you think you can bury me in sand and leave me to die
No, Crocodile, won't work on me, Crocodile
Just gotta kick your ass - just gotta surpass youOnly One Piece Matters
Anyone can see,
Becoming Pirate King matters, to me...Anywhere the ship goes...
Q1.) How was that?
Q2.) What if fusion was introduced to One Piece? Who would fuse and what would their name be?
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@Fire Fist:
A.)
Is this a Pirate Life…
or just a Manga Tale...
Caught in a Tidal Wave...
No Escape from the Sea King...
Open your Heart...
Shut your eyes and see...
I'm just a Rubber boy, I'm gonna be Pirate King...
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
A little Stretchy, a little slow,
Anyway the Ship Goes,
Doesn't really matter to me...Robin just killed a man...
Put her hands against his spine,
Did her clutch move, now he's dead
Robin, ooo
It's still okay to cry.
If she runs away again,
We'll stop carrying on, as if it really mattersSorry, I'm dead,
Grinning as I die,
Body's stretching all the time,
Sanji, Zoro, I'm dead,Gonna go to the Pirate Paradise in the sky,
Gotta leave you all to achieve your dreams,
Robin, ooo (Anyway the ship goes)
If I die, then that's that.
I sometimes think I have never been alive at all.I see a little Klabautterman,
Gaikotsu Brooke, Gaikotsu Brooke, will you do the fandango,
Clover, Clover,
Clover Olivia-Saulo
But I'm just a dumbass
And Nami always hits me,
He's just a simple man with a messed up family,
Give him a chance to become Pirate King,
Baka! -I will not let you fight - Let him fight
Baka! -I will not let you fight - let him fight
Baka! - I will not let you fight - let him fight
Will not let you fight - let me fight
Will not let you fight - let me fight
No, no no no no no...
Nico Robin Nico Robin Nico Robin let me go
Pluton has an Ancient Weapon put aside for me, for me, for meSo you think you can impale me and leave me all dried up
So you think you can bury me in sand and leave me to die
No, Crocodile, won't work on me, Crocodile
Just gotta kick your ass - just gotta surpass youOnly One Piece Matters
Anyone can see,
Becoming Pirate King matters, to me...Anywhere the ship goes...
Q1.) How was that?
Q2.) What if fusion was introduced to One Piece? Who would fuse and what would their name be?
A1) You win, forever.
A2) Zofy: attacks with rubber blades.
Nanji: changes gender at will, touches himself/herself, and attacks with electrically-charged kicks.
Chobbin: creats multiple antlers and arm points to attack
Frankisopp: some kind of Gundam
Crocoru: sand AND lightning! twice the fanboy factor!
Q) What other fusions would there be? -
A: Crocodile and Eneru mix together to create a demon that can ground it's own powers and channel elecricity through sand blades.
Q: Sogeking vs. Furoku: who wins? -
A: No but he can run on water
Q: WHO THE HELL IS W.E.B DuBouis?
Brawl friend code: 2406-4848-5800
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@Impel:
A: Crocodile and Eneru mix together to create a demon that can ground it's own powers and channel elecricity through sand blades.
Q: Sogeking vs. Fukurou: who wins?A) The fans. FUSION! Sogekurou! A round superhero who shoots flaming balls of grease at his enemies!
Q) What would we call the fusion of Rob Lucci and Gaimon? Also, what would its powers be? -
@Chaos:
A: No but he can run on water
Q: WHO THE HELL IS W.E.B DuBouis?A: W.E.B. DuBois was a civil liberties activist for the African American community who spoke against Booker T. Washington's leadership of apologizing for "the trouble that they had caused". Use Wikipedia.
Q: Can we all stop listing fusions? -
A) FUSION: NaLuRoTaCaPe–f**k it.
Q) Was that a fusion or a hentai fan-pairing orgy? -
A: A bit of both
Q: After naming attacks over and over again, wouldn't OP charecters run low on breath? -
A: Anime rule #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).
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http://www.cs.utah.edu/%7Eduongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htmQ-What would a Ace/Aokiji fusion be like?
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Q:They will become Aocejik Fire and Ice Ace's body and Aokiji's Afro and outfit A: How about a Little Robin and Little Nami fusion
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A: Okay, but…only a little!
Q: Where does the Bluebird of Happiness live?
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Inside the Blackbeard of Fury. He swallowed it months ago.
What's the strangest thing they'll find when Blackbeard spits out his contents?
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A: The last known recording of the full version of "We Are" in english.
Q: Is it just me, or is Nami wearing bare midriff outfits more often ever since the Skypiea Arc?
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A: A blow-up doll.
Q: Would Sanji fight to defend the blow-up doll's 'honor'?
Darn, i was trying to answer B1B's question. Maybe I'll catch the next one…
A: Hard to say. When was the last time she bought clothes?
My question remains the same
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A: No, but he will make cute little blow-up cakes for said doll.
Q: Must HEATXZ like children that much?
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A. Yes, he eats babies for breakfast.
Q. How would Franky's version of the song "Locomotion" go?
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A: Incredibly out of tune.
Q: If you break a spam bot apart, how much can you get for the scrap?
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A: Well, considering all the cocaine in them, depends what street you sell it on.
Q: Will Luffy's final attack in the series be the Gomu Gomu no Crazy Crazy Rainbow Star? -
A: Yes!
Q: Who would win, Usopp or Rock Lee?
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A: Depends. If it's Usopp, Lee. If it's Sogeking, Sogeking'd win
Q: Zoro vs. all of Akatsuki. Who wins and how fast? -
A) Sailor Moon.
Q) Negaverse arc! How do the Straw Hats proceed? -
A: To go straight to the MHQ and beat the everloving shit out of the Silver Denden Mushi in your avi. (no hard feelings)
Q: Will Luffy ever just wear shoes? -
Q:No he looks better with sandles A:What if Brooke was on a Basket Ball team
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A) His nickname would be "LeBone James"
Q) Who would win in volleyball, Rob Lucci or Eneru? -
A: Lucci, because he's Italian
Q: Will Usopp be using Kabuto anymore when he's not Sogeking? -
A) No, he will use his awesome rifle gun made of dials and ketchup (bad speculation thread reference)
Q) How lame would a dial gun be, and what would it be like? -
A: A dial gun would either:
I) Have to be fired when touched to the opponent
II) Fire a burst of light
III) Shoot out a gust of air
VI) Shoot out a gas
V) Get hot
VI) Shoot out fire
VII) Once again, have to be touched to the opponent, but you loose your arm
VIII) Fire an invisible blade of energy that tears through flesh
So yeah, 6/7 lame things it could doQ: Why is it that on this topic, it's usually you and me back and forth?
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A: I can't be here all of the time, you know.
Q: Should Chopper get a grill with some ice, or just some bling?
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A: Yeah, Chopper should just loc out. And start bangin' for the grove street families spend his time lighten' fools up with his heat and spray that mu fucka intill it stops talking
Q: Does the scarface admiral cut himself?
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A: A George Forman grill and some blended ice drinks.
Q: Has Impel Down and ITS A LION! scared everyone else off from this thread?
EDIT:
Damn scooped!
A: No. He was cut by a gang.
Q: Same as before.
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A: Yea, boss.
Q: Does the scarface admiral cut himself?
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A. Nope, not at all.
Q. What if Sanji ate the Kuso Kuso no Mi? What would his moves be?
