A)He could join Buggy´s crew.
B)What is the difference between Rankyaku and Eric´s power?!
A)He could join Buggy´s crew.
B)What is the difference between Rankyaku and Eric´s power?!
A: Because he has fiiingernaails!
Q: What is the crackest pairing that it can be created with Spandam?
A.) Spandam x Montblank Norland. Yes, Spandam is involved with a 400 year corpse.
Q.) Who will arrange the wedding?
A) It´s gotta be Smoker! Now that he is a commodore, he could perform the wedding in one of his ships!
B) Say, who do you think is gonna jump across the deck to get the flower bouquet?!
A) Tashigi (duh).
Q) So she marries Smoker. How do they celebrate their honeymoon (besides baton rape)?
a) they will celebrate their honeymoon on….
somewhere-i-dont-know
Q) who is kaku's mother?
A: An animated, female piece of incredibly powerful and sexy wood.
Q: What would happen when Zoro realises Sanji could break steel all along? (Hypothetically)
A) He'd play hide the sausage with him
Q) How many fangirls would love this?
A: Lots of them
Q: What would be the opposite of Kalifa?
A) A hairy gay man who secretes sandpaper.
Q) What is opposite of Crocodile? Califa??
A: No, it's that filler villain of movie 2… what's her name really?
Q: If Kalifa complains about sexual harrasement, why she keeps using those stockings and suspender belt that just make men and homosexual women fall in love for her?
A) Because she's sexy
Q) What if Little Robin had her own Magical Girl show
A) Then it would have a low-to-no rating
Q) Is Shanks a virgin?
A: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEEHEEEHEAHAHAHEHAHEHAHAHAHAHEAHA!
Yes.
Q: Who did Gyatherine (Jyabura's love), ditch Jyabura for?
She loved Kumadori more. Kumadori made her feel needed.
How messed up is SHE if she finds someone that screwed up and needy endearing?
A. Not that much because she ate the kago kago (mistake) no mi, which gives her exceptionally bad judgement.
Q. What other powers does this fruit have?
A: You just said it.
Q: While it's known Kaku won't, how will Usopp kiss Kaya?
A. Kaya's a deepthroating expert. She'll inhale his nose and get kissed on the chin.
Q. Who else is a deepthroating expert? Will this person date Kaku?
I'll get nightmares now because of you.
A. The 3rd chick from the left in the 4th panel of page 13 in chapter 257, codenamed "Thunder3-A14." She has an erotic lust for Giraffes.
B. How would a date between Thunder3-A14 and Kaku turn out?
This panel? http://groups.msn.com/onepiecemanga/onepiecechapter257.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=4934
A. The higher air pressure in the Blue Sea would cause her to swallow Kaku's entire head and kill him.
Q. Would the WG recruit her as an assassin? What would her specialty be?
A. No, she would recruit the WG as an assasin. Her specialty is pasta-making. Rumors also hint at the possiblity of her being Eneru's second cousin in law.
B. Would you eat pasta made by Thunder3-A14?
A. Only if it was my favorite, Mostacolli, and it wasn't poisonous.
Q. Speaking of poisonous cooking, what if Bianchi (from Reborn!) dated Sanji?
A. World hunger would be an issue of the past, we'd all be dead(except Al Gore, he owns the internet).
Q. What video game do the straw hats play in their spare time?
A)JUMP Ultimate Stars!
Q) What if One Piece does a crossover with Ouran High School Host Club?
A. Zoro will break a vase worth 100,000,000 beli and be forced to revert to his old job to pay the triple interest Nami charges for it.
Q. Gokudera Hayato vs. Mr. 5. Who wins and why?
A: I don't know who Hayato is, but Mr. 5 loses sure for incompetence.
Q: Asking again… Are Nezumi and Higuma relatives?
(Gokudera is a 15 year old mad-bomber from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
A. Yes, their father is Nezkuma, a freakish creature that's half-bear, half-mouse.
Q. What's Nezkuma's rank and where is he based?
A. He is a squire based in the great lands of Ivalice.
Q. Who is Nezkuma's wife?
Can I play too?
16 characters.
(If you want)
A. Buttchina, Usopp's Aunt and the Square Sister's mother.
Q. So is Gaimon Usopp's other Uncle?
A) No, Kaku is. How do you think he got that long nose? And Gaimon is his uncle in law, he's married to Mozu.
Q) Why does Paulie have problems with revealing women, but not men?
A.) Because he likes his men to as little clothes as possible when he finds them in a dark alley.
Q.) Sanji vs. Paulie on the subject of Nami's bounty poster. Who would win?
A. Nami would OHKO them both for arguing over pointless things.
Q. Is Nami an Apple or a PC girl?
A) PC because you can download more naughty pictures on that and we ALL know how much she loves Usopp
Q) Why does it seem like Everyone's gonna get afros? Afro Luffy, I think there was an Afro Usopp one time and then Afro Zoro. Who next? Afro Robin?
A: No, it will be Afro Lucci.
Q: Will Gaimon come back?
A) Most definetely yes! We´ll probably see him riding the *gets smacked in the head by a friend for almost revealing that the gets smacked once again
Dammit!
B) And what will become of the Great Captain Usopp Trio?!
A: They will follow their dreams as Usopp ordered and won't annoy anybody for a while… except Kaya.
Q: What if Kuro and Kalifa are father and daughter?
A. Coby will be his son in law after Califa and Coby elope.
Q. What would their son be named and what would his profession be?
A) Caco (get it?! CAlifa+COby)… hahah... hah... aham...errrr anyways...
B) Now this is a tough one! Will that flower bud on Montblan Criket head ever flourish? If yes, what flower it will be?
A. It's a chestnut, not a flower.
Q. What if a squirrel steals it?
A: He'll grow another one.
Q: How long will it take?
A) 5 seconds.
Q) Will it taste good?
A: Only if it's roasted on an open fire.
Q: Will Blackbeard sue Sony Pictures for the rights to Darkness Falls?
A) Damn Straight.
Q) How long will it take before he gets the rights?
A: It won't take too long; Blackbeard will kill the Sony guys.
Q: What if Kaku and Jabura starred their own TV show?
A: Kaku loves his DF powers so he would insist to be in his giraffe form AND kids would love the show because of the funny talking animals. But in the end giraffe-man and wolf-man would end up having a violent, bloody match…
Q: What if Hattori and Tyrannosaurus switched places?
A: Kaku loves his DF powers so he would insist to be in his giraffe form AND kids would love the show because of the funny talking animals. But in the end giraffe-man and wolf-man would end up having a violent, bloody match…
Q: What if Hattori and Tyrannosaurus switched places?
A) A happy lucchi, mouse shit is way easier to clean then Pigeon shit!
Q) Did croc ever have his way with nico robin? And if so…does Robin still have a sandy vagina?
@Hyper:
A) A happy lucchi, mouse shit is way easier to clean then Pigeon shit!
Q) Did croc ever have his way with nico robin? And if so…does Robin still have a sandy vagina?
A: No she just gave him the good ol' "Trenty Hand-Job"
Q: How good you think Luffy would be in bed?
A) He has a rubber joy stick. You better believe that he'd be great! And though it may not look like it, he's actually one of the 4 *** Gods.
Q) Is Eneru's egotistical-ness to make up for his lack of manhood?