A: Not filler characters, FILLER VILLAINS…. FILLAINS!!!!!!!! 
Q: What channel is hiatus on?
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Is it Califa's responsibility to wash Kumadori's hair? If not, who?
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A. Fukuro. He just washes it in his mouth.
Q. What's Robin gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside her trunk?
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A: Garage sale.
Q: Nami and Elie from "Rave" go to the same casino. How much longer would the casino remain standing?
GASP Live Action Cow has Rabbis!
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A. About two seconds after Nami beats Elie at cards and she goes nuts with her Tanko guns.
Q. Katsuhiko Jinnai teaches Spandam how to do an evil laugh. What is the resulting laugh?
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A: GA HA HA HA HA!
Q: Does Chopper abuse his steroids?
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A: Monster Chopper
Q: Would Luffy fare well on Takeshi's Castle? (MXC is the english counterpart)
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A: He should do fine at all events except the ones involving water.
Q: How many more arcs until Sanji finally says "Why do I always end up fighting the weirdo?"?
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A: Until Laftel Arc, when… wait, Jyabura wasn't a weirdo!
Q: What if Chopper had split personality, and his second personality is a psychopath called John Shooter?
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A. Then he'd be "Big Ricky Chopper" instead of Tony Tony Chopper.
Q. If Buggy greased Alvida up in butter and then threw her her in the direction of Raftel, would she reach it?
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A: She would, but she would just slide past it, and continue sliding for the rest of eternity.
Q: If Buggy greased Alvida in butter, and put her on a sandwhich, would you eat it?
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A) Yes. But I would have sex with it first.
Q) What did Shanks do to the kids in grade school who called him "Red"? -
He made them red…
who has the heaviest thing in the crew???
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A) Nami. But it's "things," plural.
Q) What is the greatest One Piece innuendo of all time??
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Guys: Everything's… just...
really really long...!!Chopper: I'm starting to stretch out just looking at them.
Q. If Chopper met the person who ate the Shika Shika (Deer) Fruit, Model: Reindeer, what would happen?
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A: They'd merry and live hapily ever after. Even if it's a male.
Q: So, may we conclude that Chopper is gay??
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A) Only if the Rumble Ball is blue.
Q) Who is going to be the surprise gay/lesbian character in One Piece? -
A:Sanji.
Q:Why Sanji? -
A: He can't get the women he loves… so why not men?
Q: who will win, Coby or Alvida??? -
A) Alvida takes her clothes and Cody got a nose bleed, Alvida wins
Q) What if Usopp was in Mortal Kombat -
A: NOSEALITIY!
Q: Chopper x … OLVIA?! -
A: Chopper would tame that ass!!lol jk jk but seriously Chopper X anybody is gross.
Q: Who's blackbeards dentist. -
A: Wapol.
Q: Who's going to the Fairy Vearth with Eneru? -
a) Everyone walks with God, dontcha know…
q) Would Mary be quite as contrary on vearth fairy?
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A: No, her head would explode. That wouldn't be very contrary. Unless she had a spacesuit, which don't exist. Unless Mary ate a Logia.
Q: Spandine X Olvia X Spandam, most disturbing act of necrophilia ever?
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No… that's Grown Up Zoro x Kuina and Arlong x Bellemere. When the bell rings, they switch partners.
Why am I so disgusting?
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A: because you have read too many doujinishis
Q: If objects can eat a devil fruit, can another devil fruit eat a devil fruit?
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Yes, but then they explode from awesome.
Can someone think of a good One Piece related analogy to that remark for me?
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It would be like Sanji lifting his bangs up.
Why does Jyabura annoy me, when I liked Oda's other martial-arts villians?
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A: He doesn't, it's all in your mind.
Q: What kind of music do the SH's individually listen to?
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A: Luffy: Happy happy hap hap songs for kids.
Zoro: Eye of the tiger and meditation stuff.
Nami: Some pop or rock or other stuff.
Usopp: Comedy songs.
Sanji: Love songs and probably rock.
Chopper: Happy happy hap hap songs for reindeer kids.
Robin: Classical or jazz.Q: Helmeppo is in a room by himself. The room contains a cookie, two staplers, a bag of pretzels and 12 sheets of paper. What does he do?
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He makes an origami chin-guard so he can look kick-ass like his dad.
Why are Morgan's pants the same pattern as painted on Marine buildings and ships?
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A (To Pants-eater's question): He furiously writes a very long letter to MacGyver using the staples from the staplers to cut the paper into what he wants to say, then staples the cut sheets to non cut sheets, and mails it using a sheet he folded into an envelope.
He then begins to eat the cookie and the pretzels waiting for MacGyver. After he finishes them, he discovers that his would be captors are asleep, and all matrix style he goes out and attacks them dual-wielding the staplers, but only managing to awaken them and all of their buddies.
Then MacGyver shows up and saves Helmeppo.
Q: Where did I pull MacGyver from?
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A: Patty and Selma? Or should I say…
Q: SHOJO AND MASIRA?!?!?!?!?!
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A: Nope, it's Patty and Selma. Shoujou and Masira already worship Montblanc Cricket.
Q: If Satan show up to the Straw Hats, what shape he will take?
a) Kaya
b) Apis
c) Conis
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A: e.) Gonbe. Fear the Satanic Bunny!!!!!
Q. What do the turds of the Strawhats smell like? For instance, does Luffy's smell like meat? Does Usopp's smell like gunpowder?
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A: exactly, Sanji's turd smells like cigarette, and they use Nami and Robin's turds as air freshners, citrus, and flower scent…
Q: what if luffy fused with goku???
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A. They'd become Goofy.
Q. Would Goofy become Pirate King?
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A: Yes, his power would be OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND.
Q: Who is most emo?
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A Nami is the most emo
Q: who's the next most emo
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Q: How long is Luffy's baby maker?
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A: Very long
Q: why didn't Kazuma the Shell Bullet answer my question???
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A: I didnt see it under the pic (next most emo is Zoro to answer it)
Q: Do any of the chars get high?
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a) Well, they ARE at sea level, so they can only go up from there (lol i u gave brain thingie hurt)!!
q) Is Kazuma going to hunt me down for that, and if yes, will he get me with a gomu gomu no rifle, Ussop hammer, or soap sheep?
All your flatlines are belong to me!!
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A. Gomu Gomu no Mega-Wedgie.
Q. If Kokoro and a cow had a kid, would it be a milkmaid?
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A: BADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUNBADPUN!!!
And no, it wouldn't. That's just stupid.
Q: Oda x… AL KAHN?! Worst pairing ever?!
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A) No, because Oda would seduce al-Kahn into making the dub not suck so bad.
Q) What if CP9 formed a rock band? Who would do what? -
A: they'd ALL do your mom
Q: Has Luffy ever gotten some?
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A) Your mother, your sister, your daughter, your aunt, your grandmother. Satisfied??
Q) Gar. CP9, the rock band? ANSWER. NOW.
