(or am I worse…since I'm a Zoro-rapist...)
this isn't something someone would normally want to draw attention to
(or am I worse…since I'm a Zoro-rapist...)
this isn't something someone would normally want to draw attention to
I'M THE PAULIE RAPIST. WHEN I GET OLDER ANYWAY. releases the shift button
Caps lock is for losers. You really think so? But I'd probly look like such a loser.
I'M THE PAULIE RAPIST. WHEN I GET OLDER ANYWAY. releases the shift button
Caps lock is for losers. You really think so? But I'd probly look like such a loser. Check Kaku for me, will ya?
You know, about whether he's all square or not.
Hmmmm…. :P Maybe he is. Scince his squareness is amplified so much. Maybe not in human form though. He is twice his usuall squareness in half-beast form after all.
Hmmmm…. :P Maybe he is. Scince his squareness is amplified so much. Maybe not in human form though. He is twice his usuall squareness in half-beast form after all.
Why do I think that being with Kaku would be the most painful thing ever?
His nose would poke you in the eye by accident! Or get shoved up your ear!
And other things that are inappropriate
OMG TEH SQUARE FURRY!
He just needs to be careful…. bursts out laughing Same with Usopp? xDD
I'd be from West Blue, and assemble all my crew from my home Island there, probably a small one, between 6 and 10 including myself.
My aim, would obviously be to find One Piece.
No Devil Fruit ta, I quite like swimming. Just a bagful of super-cool martial arts techniques, and 2 seastone jitte. Like Smokers, but probably only half the size.
I'd of liked to of set sail while the SHs were still young, on account of wanting to meet Bellemere (yes pls). And then maybe get lost in the Rainbow Mist and hitch a ride back out when the SHs came through there, having spent years improving strength and technique, without the hassle of aging ;D
EDIT: I'd be refferred to as Captain Laa, (on account of my real life nickname DannyLaa, which'd still get used by a few of the crew.) And we'd be the Everytime Pirates.
Danny tries to keep the original intent of the thread going and you people ignore the poor guy and go on about rape fantasies
arlong park, what has become of thee
Yeah i would totally abuse the seastones! I mean… are the marines retarded? where are the seastone bullets? must be expensive...
I'd want to try Sanji's cooking. And see what would happen to Franky if I loaded him with beer.
And stop with the rape. Luffy would avenge his Nakama!
Strange may be right. This thread could get closed if we keep it up.
I´d go and invent the fucking internet !1111! That would make me rich, bitch! XD
Nah, maybe just find some cool (and strong) dudes and dudettes I can travel around with without being killed off in the GL
and visit the great locations, the One piece world has to offer…
probably rainbase (can´t go to vegas so this has first priority^^) and skypia.
Than I´d try to tame a seaking, that would be fun! XD
(and maybe and only maybe try to rape somebody from the one piece maincast? no cheap sidecharacters Please :P ;) )
hmm.. this thead has me thinking of all kinds of things:
For my travels i'll find a few trustworthy people (preferably strong) and get a good navigator. I'd definitely get a decent sword. And i would always have a pistol, fully loaded with seastone bullets.
-I'd apply at Galley-La to be a shipwright. I'd love to hang out with Paulie and Tileston.
-I'd travel to Alabasta and eat cuisine there. Sounds good. Maybe spicy.
-I'd write my name on Laboon.
-Check out little garden and get in good with Dorry and Borgy (the one year log pose setting would be worth it). You get to see awesome giant fights and camp out. I'd be prepared of course. And watch out for the bugs…
-I'd participate in a Davy Back fight
-of course i'd keep an eye out for any Devil Fruits. Depending on if there is info on it, I would sell it if I didn't want the particular power it carries (and make a freaking fortune)
-If I ever ran across the Straw Hats, I would ask Robin out..... and get turned down.
If I ever ran across the Straw Hats, I would ask Robin out…..
So would I my friend… so would I...
Also, if I'd eat a DF I'd like it to be one of the following:
Paramecia: Super strength OR The ability to turn into a spirit and posses people.
Zoan: A Rabbit could be cool if the fruit would give you SUPAH speed and jumping power (and Strong kicks and biting). Or a Snake could be cool.
Logia: The ability to turn into an actual cloud would be cool. Not like Smoker, I mean like a cloud that makes rain, lightning and tornadoes. That would be awesome.
I'd like to simply kill one of the world nobles for being so stuck up. Then i could die happy
I'd like to simply kill one of the world nobles for being so stuck up. Then i could die quickly
Fixed that.
If I couldn't serve the glorious cause of the Arlong Empire, I could see being a noble. Maybe I just hate people though.
hmmm if I had a DF of choice:
Paramecia: A regenerative type fruit that would function like super healing (wounds, limbs etc..). Or one that allowed me to truly teleport any sort of distance(with a scrying effect to tell where i'm going. hehe telefrag!)
Zoan: hmmm… A bat would be cool (flight, sonar). Or a maybe a dinosaur (who knows?). Or... I would eat a Hito Hito fruit (like chopper) and become a perfect human (that is if there were duplicate fruits)
Logia: would a time manipulation fruit count? (not noro noro like foxy, but actual manipulation of physical time itself!). Might be too powerful. maybe a blood fruit. Or a fruit that controls gravity.
I would eat a Hito Hito fruit (like chopper) and become a perfect human
That's something that confused me. What would happen if a human ate Chopper's DF? My answer: They are so screwed. I mean, what can they do? D: NOTHING. AT ALL. Except sink. Doesn't that suck. So if I were you, I'd stay as far away from that fruit as I possibly could.
Eh, wait. If you kill a noble, would any of the other Nobles care? I don't really think so. But who knows, they're just a bunch of assholes and bitches.
Yeah Oda confirmed that if a human ate the Hito Hito fruit, it would do nothing at all.
It's a good thing Chopper ate it then. If a human got his/her hands on it, that would sell for a lot of money or they'll fail at life so bad.
Well, like I said, I don't want a Devil Fruit. Until Lucci skips along, says "Eat it." and skips away, It better be a Zoan type, dammit. .` n.
Yeah Oda confirmed that if a human ate the Hito Hito fruit, it would do nothing at all.
really? i never knew that. What a rip-off!! Well, i'll sell it then!
What's the legal drinking age on the Grand Line?
EDIT: That was a silly question, why would a pirate care about the legality of his alchohol consumption?
Yeah Oda confirmed that if a human ate the Hito Hito fruit, it would do nothing at all.
I thought that the person would get "enlightened"…maybe I was wrong.
Me and Sanji pick up women
I'll probably serve under the Revolutionary Army under Dragon.
I'd probably live in Water 7, since its based off Venice, Italy, and I loooovvveee Italian food :D, but i would travel around the world also, probably get some kind of DF, or maybe just get strong on my own, but I'd really like to meet the strawhats and taste sanji's cooking and listen to brook's music, and also see what would happen if i filled franky with mountain dew instead of cola.
I'd probably be a bounty hunter…i'd go ta the new world and find one piece for ta heck of it...i wouldn't be the pirate king but the bounty hunter king? on the other hand i might start the yangzter pirates...
I would definatly become a pirate hopefully i would have a devil fruit just to make things easier and i would first try and get a decent bounty in the sea im in (preferly in the East Blue) because its easier to start off. then i would go into the grand line long story short head for One Piece
I'LL be A Marine Who Help a Pirate
Born in Marie Joa
Erase The Absolute Justice
I want meet Trafalgar Law And Kizaru
Wow, what an amusing thread xD
Where would you live? Somewhere waaaarm so probably Arabasta or water 7.
What goals would you have? I get seasick sadly so I couldn't be a pirate ;_; So probably just be a famous writer there that all the famous pirates want to see to get a great record of them put in history. With a DON
Who would you like to meet?Mr.2 Bon Clay definitely, Usopp, Sanji, Luffy, Kuro, Smoker, aaaaand Ace :D
Anything else you'd like to do there? I would eat a zoan fruit that has to do with a bird so I can flyyyy instead of having to go on a ship. Damned seasickness. A bird that can fly like an eagle or something.
I'd totally be a pirate.
I'd probably have devils fruit abilities too. That would make it all the more awesome
I would get my own pirate crew travelling the world of one piece purposely gaining a high bounty. I would strive to become the best swordsman meaning beating hawke eye and also i wouldn't eat a devil fruit, but maybe. Becoming Shichibukai would also be hips of fun!!
So many things… hm... Well, I don't know where I'd live. I don't know what my goals would be either... BUT! I would love to meet the Strawhats and be their nakama and beg, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE CAN I JOIN YOU GUYS" and
In general, every day would be loud and obnoxious and fun and full of laughs and each day would be lived as if it were my last. But I think before I join the strawhats, I'd like to travel a little, then maybe I'll 'randomly' bump into them and can join them. Or maybe I'll have my own crew. I'd like to see what each place has to offer... visit Drum Island and enjoy the snow and sakura... riding wavers at Skypiea... discovering all the different species of animals and maybe treasure chests if I get lucky... all sorts of stuff.
I'd probably be doing the same things I'm doing now, only using whatever technologies they have in the OPverse. I'd also start reading some manga about some kids who live in a "fantasy" world…
I'd probably be obsessed by devil fruits and would have gone on a search to find the best devil fruits to suit an entire team with techniques that can work well together (like CP9 reinforcing there techniques by use of Zoans). Then I would find a crew and ask them if they would want a DF, if not I would sell them. Like that I will become a captain of a very strong pirate crew. Then I would start (like in grand theft auto) to make my name heard by just attacking some marine ships at cetera. I would not go find One piece but just sail carefree round the world irritating the government. Always trainig to get stronger and always trying to find new techtniques. My team would entail a doctor, an inventor/mechanic/a swordsman/a ninja, a gigantic panther with a spiked cholar round his neck/a long range attacker with a special long range weapon somewhat like a crossbow/an old former pirate who knows the ropes, a cook, a crow (who looks out on the see/a genius (the navigator) and a giant. I would have a very big ship and I myself would not make use of any weapons although I now how to use them.
Then I would become irritated by the government and I would join Dragon as one of the biggest revolutionalists and one of the worlds most wanted pirate/revolutionaries. I would have a very strong logia devil fruit, preferably something like clay or speed.
And I know a devil fruit doesn't nescesarilly mean strength and I would find a strong crew with people with defintite potential. I will ONLY use Devil fruits to support and increase there specific talent. Like giving a swordsman something like a sword with a devil fruit that it would be able to like become much longer or that it'll aim at his opponent at all times through a certain magnetism or a long range shooter with a hawk/eagle fruit for good vision and to be able to attack from above. a genious with a mindread fruit and so on…
Where would you live? Hmm, Water 7, seems fun there.
What goals would you have? Worlds best Archer and on the search for a portal portal Fruit that would allow me to create portals that objects/people/anything can travel from one area to another.
Who would you like to meet? I would love to meet the Strawhats as they Change alot of people for the better and i'm sure it would be incredibly fun.
Anything else you'd like to do there? Find a pirate crew or Marine ship to join so i could travel the world with Companions (a pirate ship would be better as there would be no reporting back to base).
if you were just born there, you probably just die of boredom, unless you get to join the crew or is involved in the whole war thing, then it'd just be troublesom.
people like that they can't get :P
also if we were born there we just gawk at this world, admiring how we can fly in the sky and wish to give anything just to touch the shiny buttons.
Water 7.
If you lived in the OP world…
Where would you live? Somewhere on the Grand Line.
What goals would you have? To join a fun pirate crew and get an awesome DF power. Also, it it was possible, I would beg the Strawhats to let me join their crew. I mean you could do almost anything there. Train with Zoro while eating SAnji's awesome food. Cuddle Chopper because he is so fuzzy. Work with Franky and Ussop. Learn to play music from Brook. Even have a intelligent conversation with Robin. There will never be a dull moment.
Who would you like to meet? All the famous pirates including the strawhats.
Anything else you'd like to do there? Travel around the world (legally or not, still be fun)
I'd be a bounty hunter, traveling with the grand line and the new world with two of my friends. We'd each have a DF, I'd have the ability to freeze time for a few minutes or a regeneration ability, one of my friend would have the scorpion zoan fruit and my other friend would have the mist Logia. We would hunt big shot pirates who have 100m+ bounties.
Yea…
I wouldn't care where I was born(though I would love it, since it was my home) because I would be going onto the Grand Line for adventures. I would look for a Devil Fruit with all of my might, and not stop until I achieved this goal. I wouldn't care what the power was as long as I had one. I would either be a pirate or a marines, most likely a pirate since I like the extra bunch of freedom, but who knows what might make me stronger in the end.