Well, I like movie quotes. Here's some.
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster… what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
Barry the Baptist: When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
Eddie: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
-from "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels"
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jacoby: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth: Try wearing a corset.
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship.
-from "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"
Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
-from "The Big Lebowski"
Bela Lugosi: This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.
Bunny Breckinridge: I realized that I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!
Dolores Fuller: Could you please keep it down?
-from "Ed Wood"
Vasquez: Look man! I only need to know one thing: where they are.
Sir Lancelot: Look, my liege.
[trumpets]
King Arthur: Camelot.
Sir Galahad: Camelot.
Sir Lancelot: Camelot.
Patsy: It's only a model.
King Arthur: Shh.
King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear… is he all right?
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant : Well, she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant : ...I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
Sir Bedevere: …and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.
King Arthur: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
-from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Dr. Strangelove: Sir! I have a plan!
[standing up from his wheelchair]
Dr. Strangelove: Mein Führer! I can walk!¨
-from "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"
That'll be all for now. :P