A: He would give machines of massive destruction to them at Christmas.
Q: Why Sanji didn't use Diable Jambe while he was fighting with Aokiji?
A: He would give machines of massive destruction to them at Christmas.
Q: Why Sanji didn't use Diable Jambe while he was fighting with Aokiji?
A: Because he hadn't fought Wanze and ripped off his technique yet.
Q: Why didn't Zoro use Asura when he fought Ao Kiji?
A: Why you did copycat my question?
Q: Above
A: Because I just drank a can of Dr. Pepper and I feel SUPA!
Q: Why is that a legitimate answer?
A: It's not. It's just a cheapy answer so you can put your question.
Q: Why the connection in the forum is crashing?
A.) Well, Brooke's gotta be somewhere in his off time from the manga. The server just has to get used to him sleeping on it.
Q.) Brooke and Zeff are about to get married, but someone intervines before they say "I do." Who is it?
A: Every single human being ever, living and dead, all at once
Q: Does Brook use an Anti-Akuma weapon to fight?
A-No, He uses a soul slayer
Q-Which swordsmen can Ichigo beat in One Piece?
A- Mihawk and zoro
Q- How is the race to get the most post in here going?
A: Fairly well.
Q: Can someone give a better answer and also include sogeking at the same time?
A-Sure, Sogeking says, it is going fairly well.
Q-Who is winning the race for the most posts in this One Piece thread?
A: Me.
Q: How is this possible?!
A: Because your awesome.
Q: somebody give a better answer?
A.) Because the munchkins instructed the mystical water skiis to allow onemoment to have the most posts.
Q.) Can I finally peel my bowling ball with this thing?
A: Baby, you can peel anything with that thang.
Q: Huh?
A: You were possessed by a fpop culture reference elemental.
Q: Luffy vs a Pop Culture Elemental. How does it go?
A: If you enjoy pop culture, awful. If you hate pop culture, spectacular.
Q: Sanji vs. Regal from Tales of Symphonia. Who be the win?
A: Currently playing ToS, only 3 hours in…who's Regal?
Q: Free money to pay your bills?!
A: Free bills to spend your money on!
Q: Whats the first one piece character that comes to mind when you hear "Brand Muffins"
A:nope…not unless you pay me back with 300% intrest..." what you little bitch, i hope you got to hell" yes...that s right i'm going straight to hell" DAMn you!!!1
Q: why did i put that inchorent line
A: Because you were bored.
Q: What if Miss Valentine had the same powers of Magi Buu of Dragon Ball Z, about turning people into chocolate?
A: that would be so weird/cool/idk?
Q:Why is this thread lasting so long
A: Because time is an illusion
Q: If that's true, why can't I go back in time and fight for Sparta?
A: Because that's madness!
Q: What if Zoro wore a cape?
A.) He'd sudenly learn Spanish and start wearing his bandana as a mask.
Q.) Who besides Zoro could possibly beat Mihawk?
A: Samurai Jack.
Q: How much would Nami sell herself for?
A) Three Billion Berri, plus B100,000 for "extra services."
Q) What would have happened if Buggy had eaten the Clown Clown Fruit instead?
A) A paradox would happen and he'd cease to be.
Q) What does the Dentist say to the Blackbeard?
A) "You gots mad gingivitis, foo'."
Q) What does the Blackbeard say to the Dentist?
A: "doc I'm chargin' by the hour so you should thank me" somethin like that.
Q: Is Ace dead?
A) No, he's actually in Bermuda.
Q) What would be the implications of Moria trying to steal Blackbeard's shadow?
A: They'd fuse into the GIGANTO MEGA ZORD and would devour their gameboys while trying to catch to finish their collection, Latios. Then they woudl go to the mini-mall to get a low-fat smoothie to wash down the awful taste of a pokemon game. Of course after that they WTFPWN a random Narutard and then sit down to watch Invader Zim.
Q: Would a Poop paramecia-type be a good farmer?
A) YES! And a staple of any South Park episode!
Q) What about a Poop LOGIA?? Huh?
A) …I don't think any person could stand to defeat that gu---wait, call the Futa Rangers! Go, Go, Futa Rangers!!! Dun dun dun dee dun~
Q) Is Chopper's hat "pimp"? (it's actually "One Piece" but that's not part of the question)
A: No, it's the physical incarnation of Cthulu, breeded with Houdini's hat, then shot up by some thugs, for being a bad role model for amphibians everywhere. It bandaged itself with bleached strips of venison, then proceeded to attach itself to a suitable feral host. The host was then gifted with the universal knowledge and power of the Cthulu, who had a morbid fear of fat men in red suits. To avoid the menace of the red suit, the Cthulu Hat then used it supernatural powers of Houdini to turn reddish pink. Hoping that being that colour would keep the red suit at bay with the fear of conformity and someone stealing his style.
Q: If Ussop stuck his nose into an electric pencil sharpener, would he then be considered actually physically dangerous, or would he simply be glomped by a swordfish fishwomen?
A) He'd die from the pain of stuffing his fucking nose in a fucking pencil sharpener.
Q) Name every character in One Piece who is "Batshit Crazy".
Everyone with the possible exception of Gedatsu.
Why not Gedatsu?
A: Because to be batshit crazy, you have to first be in possession of proper mind in which the craziness to manifest itself. Gedatsu only has the batshit part right. Partial brain matter or not.
Q: If each SH were to be given a profession in a particular fast food restaurant, which fast food place would they be employed at?
A) Wendy's.
Q) Zeff, what is he doing now?
A)Playing Scrabble
Q)What if Luffy ruled the world?
A: He'd create "Jaya" the "land of meat" and be it's king.
Q: What if Robin ruled the world?
A) It'd be made of books.
Q) What if….Foxy ruled the world?
A: Nothing but The Cosby Show will be aired on tv.
Q: What if Usopp ruled the world?
A: There would be no wars because everybody is scared of war and bombings and killings.
Q: How many times a day did Crocodile accidentally scratch his head with his hook?
A: ONCE.
Q: Does Doq Q have an Indian companion?
A: Yes, but Q blew him up after he couldn't get his favourite coffee.
Q: Does Brooke finally finished sleeping on the AP server? -.-
A: No, because I'm still having problems with the server ><
Q: Kumadori as a rastafari?
A: No. With all those extra hands he'd be the first person to die of a marijuana overdose. Or from the thousands of other people's bongs he'd be hogging.
Q: Does Chopper deal on the side?
A: Yes, he was the one that gave Kumadori his marijuana supply.
Q: Who else is going to die of a marijuana overdose?
A: Enel. Moondust, anyone?
Q: Luffy vs. a pop culture reference? (repeat question because of awful answer)