A) Luffy = wide receiver. Chopper = defensive tackle. Usopp = running back. Sanji = kicker (walked right into that one). Franky = quarterback. Nami = cheerleader.
Q) What position would Robin take?
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A: Goth who hates althelites and cheerleaders.
Q: What position would Brook take? -
A: Saboteur. He'd sneak into the changing room and hide in a locker and start a controversy involving steroids and murder.
Q: The Grand Line is a series of tubes? (spot the reference)
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A: Can't we just disconnect the piracy tube?
Q: The different crews as software pirates. What happens?
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BB will be a virus and so no pirates can be opened
Q: Where got arlong his hat from ???
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A: from a hat store
Q:what is Bartholomew bear hiding in his bible?
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A: A picture of his ex-wife. XD Just kidding.
Q: Who will Franky battle next?
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A:He will fight Pop-eye in a forearm battle of humongous proportions.
Q: who will win in this fight that will probably split heaven and hell apart?
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A-Pandaman of course, cause of his lazer abilites.
Q-What would a trip to the dentist be like for Arlong?
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Dentist: Let me remove that loose tooth. It's gonna run you B14,500.
:pull–-POP:
Arlong: And here's the bill for B250,000 for the OTHER teeth you removed!Q: Why was Wapol hoarding medical care? What secret condition does he have?
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A: He gives birth to babies despite he's a man.
Q: What if Usopp was fused with Space Ghost?
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A:He would be a gay old ghost in spandex whit a kick ass slingshot
Q:those frankys have the ability to make babies (is his frank in working order)
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A: Sure.
Q: Who will first be pregnant with Franky's baby?
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A.) Kumadori… Kumadori's a chick, right?
Q.) What would the child be named?
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A: Alfred.
Q: Kumadori's actually a boy. How did he turn female in order to be pregnant?
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A. He finnaly killed himself and he came back as a woman
Q. (Eating contest) Luffy V.S. a fat man at a buffet, who'd win?
Sanji-kun is mine hands off!
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A: Luffy while eating becomes a fat man, therefore taking the contest. The fat man goes out with honor.
Q: Had Zoro ever gotten a paper cut?
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A. Yeah once, that was the last time he ever touched a book…
Q. If one of the SH was in the drawing for president who'd win?
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Don't blame me! I voted for Arlong! He's fiscally conservative and kept our boys out of the quagmire in Alabasta!
OP as a shojo series?
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A: God help us. The eyes they scare me. if this were to happen I'd probably rip out my eyeballs saying "MINE EYES, MINE EYES!!!!!!"
Q: How old was Arlong?
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A: 78 in human years. IT was all the Botox and steroids.
Q: OP and Pokemon fusion?
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A: The Straw Hats and many of the characters that fight (Buggy, Lucci) are turned into little cute monsters with a bizarre look and moan that they have to be subordined to whiny kids.
Q: What would be the appearance and personality of Alfred, Franky and Kumadori's kid?
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A: my brain exploded while elaborating it.
Q: what if kuro was really gay and did that to kaya jusy because he hated women?
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A: Anyone who works with Jango IS gay.
Q: Answer to Kuroneko's question?
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A: He'd scream "Yoiyiyo" and then "SSSSUUUUPA!". After, he would dance.
Q: What If Ussop won the elections instead of Arlong?
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A: The world will be safe of being dominated by Nazi fishmen.
Q: Will T-Bone come back?
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A: Yes. Trust me, it's yes.
Q: Will T-Bone ever find true love?
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A: Yes.
Q: Who is the true love?
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Jyabura. You know dogs and bones!
Will the Cerberus eventually go after Brooke?
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A: A giant dog going after a pile of bones? I don't see what's stoping him.
Q: Can anything stop Cerebus from taking Brooke's bones? …and can that be twisted to sound more sexual?
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A: Cynder. She will throw plates against Cerberus, saving Brooks, and Brooks goes happy with her heroic attitude. He asks to see her panties, and she replies, "Sure, why not?". And then they start to make out.
Q: Spandam x Wapol. Does it will work?
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A: Yes, because their pets made love in the dog park (you know… Robson x Funkfreed)
Q: Robson x Funkfreed = ?
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A: Why would I even want to think about that?
Q: If one of Zoro's swords were a zanpaktou, would he put it in his mouth or would he hold it in his hand?
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A) He would hold it WITH HIS HEART!!
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Q) If Zoro had lightsabers, what would challenge his skills? -
A: General Grevious. Best fight ever. EVER.
Q: If Samuel L. Jackson was a shinigami, would his released zanpaktou be a purple lightsaber? -
A) No. It would be a snake on a plane.
Q) How does Franky feel about these muthaf–kin' snakes on the muthaf--kin' Thousand Sunny? -
A: He's feelin' Supa.
Q: Can Franky just smash a bottle of Cola over an enemy's head? -
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Q: No, that would be stupid.
A: During the Buster Call scene in Enies Lobby, why Oda didn't put a butt-faced admiral?
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A: Because, not only is that dumb, he'd be stealing it from Kinninkuman.
Q: Does Zoro steal Franky's cola? -
A.) No, he steals his coke instead.
Q.) Who is Nami's true lover?
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A: No one since there's no love in One Piece.
Q: Who's Franky's lover (being dumb here)?
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Oh! Oh..!! I know!! NAMI!
Who is Kaku's lover?
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A: usopp. the perfect match.
Q: what if franky's father is bobobo?
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A: Then Luffy would whoop his a** for abandoning Franky.
Q: Who else would kick Franky's father's a**?
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A) Spandine.
Q) Who is the last unknown Shichibukai?
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A:that guy called sam…
Q:what are yosaku and yohnny doing when they weren`t bountyhunters??? -
A: Praising brotha Zoro in their Zoro shrine.
Q: Is bobobo related to brooke or is he brooke?
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A: he`s his shadow
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A: He'll be able to grown odd, rubbery tentacles out of his head.
Q: Is Kumadori's heart hairy?
