Bye-Bye, Miss American Pie.
I don't know why I had to say that, but I just did. So there.~
Maybe it is a good reference to when you lose your virginity? - I've already commented here about three weeks ago, so, whatever.
Most of you, also, should remember Gavin's top advice on having sex. You shouldn't do it for the first time until you both feel ready, and, you should always do it safely. For more information, go to your local clinic or see a Doctor.
I sound like such a wanker there, but, we get free condoms from the clinics in England. Is it the same over in America? - It's all about being safe, having fun, and maybe learning some tricks along the way. But remember, never, ever, force someone into it. Unless they enjoy that sort of thing, and they've asked you to do it. You know, or be submissive. Whatever.
Sorry, I'm a little bit done in, but I type very well, don't I? - You have to hand it to me, I'm a man of many talents, and writing, excellently I might add, prior to having an all night bender of cheap booze is a skill that I've learned. However, sometimes drinking can affect people's sexual performance in different ways, too.
Alright, that's enough.