"you're a lucky ducky"
nuff said
"you're a lucky ducky"
nuff said
Jim, those are amazing pickup lines, even though they go right over my head. I was always TERRIBLE at math… I'm more the history/science nerd.
Awww Bushi, my sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you :wub:
(HAHA ME SO FUNNY)
wolfwood could you type those out in swedish as well?
självfallet,
-den är inte lång men den är smal.
-Din pappa måste fan va kock för du ser ut som en wookad älgballe.
Awww Bushi, my sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you :wub:
(HAHA ME SO FUNNY)
See, I understand things much easier when numbers aren't involved. XD
"I hate girls but I'm willing to forget you are one"
@mumbo230:
I SWEAR TO GOD I saw this one work:
"Hey, bitch, get in my truck."
XD Are you serious?
Anyways, this one's really stupid but I crack up everytime.
"Is your daddy a pirate? 'cause i'm digging your booty."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants."
"WOW! You look like you got hit by a train, but I like it!"
Do you work for Cingular? Because your making my bar rise.
Is it flag day? Because I'm at full staff.
"You look like an angel! Too bad when you fell from Heaven, you landed on your face."
– Used that on a girl I despised back in ninth grade
"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'FINE' written all over you."
-- Funny as hell
"Hello, you have nice, child-bearing hips."
-- Okay, I admit I stole that one from Sherman's Lagoon
"Hey, my first aid instructor said I needed to practice my CPR techniques. Any volunteers?"
– Men may respond to this one
Wanna have condomless sex? It'll make it better in several months for me.
Of course, only myself and people of my ilk can use this.
FYI, you mispelt "maiesiophilia."
Ew.
Here's another pickup line that I've seen ACTUALLY USED:
"Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
"Hey, you like apples."
"Yea."
"Well, let's f*ck…How ya like them apples?"
^A relative of mine used that...Got him slapped...I don't see why :P
You go to the other side and lift. Careful, otherwise you might drop it.
Works well with couches.
HELP !! HELP !! a snake has bitten my penis and I need you to suck out the poison hurry theres no time !
Hey baby, want a FREE RIDE?
running about flailing OH NO! MY PANTS ARE EVIL AND I CAN'T CONTROL MY HANDS! SO QUICK, TAKE MY PANTS OFF NOW!!!
You horny?
I'm slower than the Flash, but harder than Superman.
Bleep Blorp. Bleep blorp blorp bloop. Bleep; bleep; bleep; bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Bloop… blaap-blaap-blaap
"Hey now, you said you wanted the all-you-can eat Asian buffet, right? Well shit, I'm sure as hell not stopping you."
"How's about you be my Shanghai honey?"
"I'm Keroro Gunso and you're Pekopon (Earth). I WILL INVADE YOU."
"I'll show you my fierce burning passion as an Ouendan…in bed. >:3"
"Be my sushi roll and let me hold you tightly with my chopsticks."
(Note, I've used these five shamelessly. XD)
"Hello!"
….it never works for me.