A:
Luffy: Monkeyman of New Delhi
Zoro: Popo Bawa
Nami: Succubus
Usopp: Spring healed Jack
Sanji: Cyclops
Chopper: Chopzilla
Robin: Tentacle beast
Franky: MechaFrankyzilla
Q: Why did I have the urge to write some innuendo into my answer?
A:
Luffy: Monkeyman of New Delhi
Zoro: Popo Bawa
Nami: Succubus
Usopp: Spring healed Jack
Sanji: Cyclops
Chopper: Chopzilla
Robin: Tentacle beast
Franky: MechaFrankyzilla
Q: Why did I have the urge to write some innuendo into my answer?
A: Because you smoke pot.
Q: Why aren't there any black people in Naruto?
A: Kidomaru is black,Oh wait stupid question umm… Masaki will make more black people in the saga for more Naruto training Q: Can Ace make his whole body on fire?
A-Yes, that means he has a fire-crotch.
Q-If Todd from Scrubs made a sexual joke which characters from One Piece would high five him?
A: Shojo.
Q: Shojo's shojo show?
A. No, hypnotoad.
Q. Would Luffy watch Hypnotoad?
A: Yes, and he wouldn't stop watching.
Q: What if during the Kuro arc, when Jango is going to stop Luffy from destroying the Kuroneko Pirates ship, Jango asked to Luffy to act like a chicken instead to simply sleep?
A: The crew wouldn't have met Sanji and none of it would have happened and they all die abysmal, miserable deaths at the hands of comic relief characters.
Q: Jyabura in drag?
A:
Q: If anyone in One piece were to be racist (besides Arlong or any other Fish-man) who would it be.
A: Crocus, because he's an old white guy
Q: Why do all black people either have no hair or poofy hair or that kinda poofy short hair?
A) RACIST! RACIST!
Q) Why do all fish-men smell like mayo?
A: they don't
Q: Why eat trees?
A) To piss off the hippies.
Q) Why wield three katana?
A-because three is the magic number
Q-What race is Brooke?
A: Afro-Skeliton
Q: Pregnant Nami: attractive or not? (I say yes)
A-That's disgusting that you're thinking that way.
her boobs will get bigger really?
on second thought that's super hot
Q-Who impregnated Nami?
A) Brooke, he had a "boner."
Q) What should happen to me as punishment for that pun?
A: Death by hanging. I b3t your response to that would be "I'm boned"
ZING!!!
Q: Whats with AP's fascination to point out all the black characters in OP or to have one in the crew?
A-Because everybody in AP forums is apparently as white as Croccus.
Q-Where did Usopp get all his rubberbands from?
A: He got them from Luffy's peeled off skin
Q: Who the hell is Croccuss?
A) The asshat that F*CKED YO MUTHA, BEEEYATCH.
Q) What does Luffy do to deserters?
A-Kicks there ass. What else?
Q-Why was Digi from movie 6 able to hear the voices of the SHs?
A: Filler evil.
Q: Numa numa Kokoro?
A: Plain disturbing.
Q: What if Spandam was the Mr. 0 from Baroque Works and Crocodile was the director of CP9?
Luffy would've never been able to use storm and ultimately lose during CP9 arc.
Q-Who'd win, a fro or dreadlocks?Brooke or Yasopp?
A: Chopper's Hat
Q: Afro + Mohawk = Frohawk. Who has a frohawk?
A-Mihawk
Q-What filler was the best?well gotta ask stupid queston
A: Apis Saga Q: What if i date Nami
A: cricketchirp
Q: Which character is most likely to end up with six kids?
Blackbeard. Oops. Absorbed an orphanage.
Is Ace dead?
A-Yes
Q-WHy is the Hurt and Heal thread so popular these days?
A: because no one has anything better to do.
Q: What happens when that thread ends?
A:The world will come to an end.
Q:If Sanji and Brook are both perverts,how they be gentlemen?
A-It is all in the suits.
Q-Why wasn't Shank well known for his Straw Hat but is known well for having Raid Hair?
A. Because there was once Strawhat Willy, the greatest Penisman in the world.
Q. Who's the greatest Penisman now, and where is he?
A: Joe. And he's in an eternal battle with Califa.
Q: Has anyone realised that someone here is into lolicon?
A: Ehhh… no.
Q: When Kaya will start to say things like "Ha ha ha! Noobs!"?
A: right about…now
Q: When WB dies, will someone just take a gat and fill his head full of lead?
A) No, they will remove his penis for "scientific study."
Q) When Blackbeard dies, will he turn into a star?
A)Only if he gets shot 9 times
Q)If Luffy met Jesus, what would he ask him?
A) Can you make meat out of nothing?
Q) WWJD?
A. Throw a building at Ace, apparently.
Q. Cutty Flam, Superstar?
A: Hell yes
Q: If p, then q.
If Lucci, then blank.
Fill in the blank
A: Chicken.
Q: Chicken + Taxes = Newton's 4th Law?
A: Deppends on Oda's logic.
Q: The Melancholy of Usopp. How would be the plot?
A) Aldrich would murder Usopp, and probably fellate Admiral Akainu.
Q) If Blackbeard somehow "absorbed" Ace's "genetic material," would Spandam ever find his long lost sister?
A) No, his sister has always been in his heart.
Q) How big is Spandam's heart?
A) Boris Karloff impression "…three sizes too small."
Q) What happens when the Gri--I mean Spandam realizes that Christmas "means a little bit more"?
A: Just after he killed Santa Claus for giving him a coal.
Q: Usopp hosts The Twilight Zone. What happens next?
A. He falls into an alternate universe and meets Gene Simmons.
Q. So what do a long nose and a long tongue do together?