A.) Let's just say Franky's a mean drunk…
Q.) Is that Luffy a bad mother-...?
A.) Let's just say Franky's a mean drunk…
Q.) Is that Luffy a bad mother-...?
q/a then who's the child?
A-Chopper!
Q-Who's the mother?
your dad.
Can i marry Robbin and Nami?
A) No, Cuz Robin's busy rapping Franky and Nami to busy stealing money to be married.
Q) CAN SANJI FLY LIKE SUPPPAAAA MAN?
A: Yes all he needs to do is kick his feet to the ground atleast around a gazillion times
Q: Which female is the most man looking on one piece (besides the obvious of like miss monday, Kokoro etcetera )
A: Miss Father's Day
Q: What is the result of a crossover between Luffy and Homer Simpson?
A: "Mmm… Meatnuts..."
Q: I got nuffin'. Who else in One Piece got nuffin'?
U-L-G-Y yo uain't go no alaby!
MMMMM MEATUTS.
A: Meat Tutankhamen.
Q: What does Mr. 3 taste like?
A: Like candle, ugh >.<
Q: What if Mr. 5 was a stronger fighter?
A: FECES EXPLODE!
Q: Could Miss Monday beat the Rock in a wrestling competition?
A: No, he'd just dig him.
Q: What would happen when Warpol ate a DF user?
A: He would become next Pirate king.
Q: And what happened after that?
A: SPLOSION!
Q: Can Mr.1 cut things by breathing on them? RAZOR AIR FTW!
No, that would be rankyaku. We all thought it was the kick, but it's really the breath.
Nami's boobs are now the size of soccer balls. Califa was, well, Califa. How will Oda top himself in the fanservice game?
A) Oda will get big bucks if he done that
Q) Has Master Roshi ever touch Nami's boobs,Puff-Puff
yes he has, didn't you ever notice his hunched over walk?
Could a DF user condition their body so they could move in water?
A_Yes, but only someone with the willpower of Zoro could do it, or if Luffy saw a mountain of meat on the other side of a river.
Q_What would the Straw Hat's personally do for a klondike bar?
A:
Luffy: Take it, no change
NAmi: Steal it and charge you 100000000000000berri for it.
Robin: shifty eyes
Zoro: wouldn't care
Ussop/Sogeking: Lie?
Chopper: Try and hide
Franky: Put pants on
Q:
CAn i have a cookie?
A: Yeah, but until you get your cookie Luffy already stole it.
Q: Why Oda never made a scene or a panel showing the bathroom of Going Merry?
A.) Who the hell wants to see Sanji taking a shit? He already does that on their food.
Q.) Why is Nami's hair orange?
A-Because one time…at band camp...Nami was trying to earn money, but the guy only likes orange haired people, so she dyed it forever.
Q-Why did the Straws Hats want a Wii instead of a PS3?dub piece christmas special ftw
A) Imagine what they could do with it!
LUFFY: Destroy the game room trying to play
ZORO: Try to put it in his mouth, break it
NAMI: Charge everyone for playing
USOPP: Tell everyone how he is unbeatable at Red Steel, then lose the training round
SANJI: Challenge Zoro to a Super Smash Bros. Brawl marathon
CHOPPER: go "WOWWWW!" sparkles
ROBIN: Read while playing (and still kick everyone's ass in Wii Sports)
FRANKY: Beat everybody at DDR: Wii Can Dance
Q) What would the Marines do with a Wii?
Can devil fruit users swim in lakes and streams? No salt involved.
A1: throw it away and get a real game Xbox 360
A2: no
Q: Should any other strawhats get tattoos.
A. Sanji will get a tatoo of his ass on an ass on his ass.
Q. Recognize the reference?
A: Hmm, no.
Q: What is it?
A. Beavis and Butthead episode where they got tattoos of a butt on a butt on their butts.
Q. Will Sanji get a shitty tattoo like this?
A: No.
Q: Why is Oda so horny?
A) Because he likes big boobs
Q) Has Buggy touched Alvida boobs
A: Hell yeah! Only he had to do was separate his hands and throw them in Alvida's boobs.
Q: Did Alvida do anything in revenge?
A: She castrated him while he was asleep
Q: Why does Aokiji look like Sylvester Stallone with a clown haircut?
A - Because they're secretly twins in disguise from parallel universes.
Q - How tall is Aokiji anyway? :S
A: Taller than Wapol.
Q: Ho ho ho?
A: Where is my Christmas present!?
Q: Now that Gedatsu lives in Alabasta, can he team up with Pell and then they make a sky thematic duo?
A.) Yes, they do this for many years until Gadatsu dies. Pell doesn't, since he's Pell and everything.
Q.) What did Nami give Chopper for his Chrismas present?
A: Well, she didn't really give him anything so Chopper took it upon himself to fuck her in her sleep.
Q: insert Dub Piece reference ?
A: "Behold my hot pants… of JUSTICE!"
Q: Who in One Piece would say that, aside from Kureha?
Robin. When we get to Gyojin Island, she's really gonna let her hair down.
Why?
A: Her inner nudist.
Q: Who else has an inner nudist?
A: Wanze, which is why I'm happy he's been owned.
Q: How much meat could a meatluffy luffy if a meatluffy could luffy meat?
A) Um…Luffy will eat a lot of meat
Q) What if Dragon has the power to become a dragon
A) Then Luffy's mom must've loved beastiality.
Q) What is Luffy then?
A: Rubbery.
Q: What happens when Ms. Doublefinger gets bresticles?
A: Then they will melt.
Q: Nami can eat???
A-Giant italian sasuages.
"I've got your italian sasuage right here."
Q-What tv show was that from?get $50 if get this right
A: You could even pay $50, but then Nami shows up and sees the Italian sausage thing… At the end you are forced to pay $5000 for her.
Q: Who are "The Blue Brothers" of the Straw Hats?
A: That would have to be Sanji and Zoro. They're both cool smooth nothing really frustrate them and ladies fall to they're knees when they see 'em.
Q: What do I mean when I said "the ladies fall to they're knees when they see 'em?
A: They elaborately laid tripwires so all the girls end up face down for them.
Q: What does Sanji summon and does Chopper activate his trap card?