A) Above average, but only if Kaku calls Jabura a "bitch" a minimum of seven times and Jabura says "Daaaaaaaaamn" a lot.
Q) What kind of movie would feature Gin and Pearl?
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A) broke back baratie
Q) if croc masterbates does his cum weaken him? or does it turn into sand and blows away? -
A: CENSORED
Q: Why Usopp sympathizes with exquisite, big animals like Karue and Yokozuna?
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He's afraid of what they can or will do to him if he doesn't sympathize with them.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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A) Nami, but good luck getting it back.
Q) What does Nami charge B21,000,000 for? -
A: She puts on a reveling nun outfit and goes down on a guy>
Q: Who caused Crocodile to have that awesome scar?
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A) see my question about him…..
Q) why where chopper's parents assholes? -
A) Because they didn't want to end up like Rudolph's parents.
Q) If Chopper met Rudolph, what would happen?
No, wait, that question sucks.
Q2) What would happen if Eneru, Crocodile, and Rob Lucci played a game of poker? -
A.) Lucci wins, but Enel stands up.
"You're a cheeta!" Says Enel.
"You're a lightnin'!" Says Lucci.
"Take them out!" Says Crocodile, jestering in people with shotguns.
Q.) What would happen if Nami's clothes blew off when Sanji was cooking her food?
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A) Nami would dance around naked in front of everyone while Sanji continues to cook without knowing a thing.
Q) Will Zazen be back?
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A.) I'm afraid so. The corn speaks and tells me so.
Q.) Who's this "Luffy" character I keep hearing about?
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A) Luffy am Oda's boss
B) Who is Oda's Boss?
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I am Oda's boss.
-How did they get such a huge bone on Garp's Marine ship?
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A: They bribed Mr. 3 to create that.
Q: If Sanji's fight with Jerry wasn't so that short, what would be the consequences then?
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A) We'd get more scenes of Jerry being a "dick".
Q) How does Crocodile take a piss without risking himself?
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A. He absorbs the water from his bladder with his hand and then expels it out (Hand piss)
Q. Are Luffy's turds and urine made from rubber, and Mr. 3's made from wax?
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A) Poor Mr 3 then, pissing wax… and those really thick ones too
Q) if luffy smells like meat... and he noticed that he smells like meat... will he eat himself... -
A) na too rubbery
Q) Do Paulie and Mr.3 make the ultimate S&M duo?and bonus answer for its a lion because i felt like it:
Q) If Chopper met Rudolph, what would happen?
A) probably coarse Anal.
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Q) Do Paulie and Mr.3 make the ultimate S&M duo?
A) As long as Robin's in there somewhere…
Q) What is Bartholomew Kuma's Devil Fruit power? -
A) i dont know… it's very hard to predict it...
Q) U think shushu will make another appearance? -
A) Yes, as Lassou's gay lover.
Q) If Rob Lucci has sex with a cat while in full leopard form, does it still count as bestiality? -
A: Maybe. Depends what the jury will decide.
Q: Why there aren't much villains in One Piece wearing glasses? I mean, we only have Kuro, Mr. 3, Jerry and Kalifa.
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A-Glasses make the user arrogant in any way possible.
Q-Why doesn't more one piece characters have afros since they make people so powerfuL?
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The afro is a rare and beautiful creature, and it should not be overused or taken for granted.
Where/how did Johnny get his watch? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't remember ever seeing any other OP characters with watches.
… On that note, why does he even need a watch?
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A 1: At a watch store.
A: 2: Because he thinks he looks cool with one on.
Q: Did Franky steal those shades from Johnny? They sure do look a lot alike.
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A) No, Franky bought the same shades as Johnny
Q) What if Kaku DF power was a monkey -
A: Then the fangirls will cry, because they think Kaku is cute in his human and Zoan form.
Q: How will the non-manga reading fangirls react to see
Enies Lobby spoiler
! Sanji PWN Jyabura in the anime?
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A: It depends. If is the loser, his fangirls will become angry because his fight was so choppy and will create a petition asking to he come back in a future arc.
Q: If there was a forum dedicated only to Jabura, how it would be?
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It would smell like dog breath.
What about a forum completely devoted to Lucci?
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everyone would be dead
who would really want to eat wanze's ramen nose ramen?
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A) Wapol.
Q) How did the Straw Hats ruin Christmas? -
A: They gasp pillaged our homes!
Q: What if Luffy had a gun?
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A) He would shoot himself with it.
Q) What if Usopp had a sword, DUR DUR DUR?? -
A:He would challenge Zoro to a duel and win.
Q:If the Straw-Hats knew they were a TV show,how would they change to try and please the audience more? -
A.) Luffy starts wearing the latest fashions.
Zoro starts going out with Sanji.
Nami starts wearing nothing.
Usopp finally admits what else his nose is good for.
Sanji finally stops smoking.
Chopper becomes One Piece's Pikachu.
Robin starts going out with Nami.Q.) What kind of ratings would the show get?
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A) Number 1 in the ratings all thanks for making Nami naked
Q) What if Mr.2 was straight -
A:nobody would like him
Q:If Sanji is a vampire would he get aids? and from who?
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A: He would be getting aid from Zoro, since he has so much blood.
Q: Tacos + Yokozuna = ?
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A.) Taco Bell's newest spokesman.
Q.) Why does Nami's breast size keep changing? They grew huge in Skypeia, but then became normal sized in Enies Lobby.
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A: Because during her battle with Miss Doublefinger, Nami got amazed how Doublefinger increased her arms with the Toge Toge Doping, so she asked to Doublefinger to do the same with her breasts. The problem is that the effects are temporary…
Q: If Miss Doublefinger's dream wasn't to be a cafe owner, could she make a career as a bodybuilder?
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Heck yes. Just grease her up and she's good to go.
What if One Piece was actually a mispronounciation and the real treasure was actually a guy named Juan?
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A: Juan D. Piece!
Q: The SHs visit 4chan, what do they see, and what is their initial expression?
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A: Shock, tears and teh yaoi.
Q: Is there YAOI PIECE?
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A) yes
Q) Whats with choppers new underwear fetish?
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A) When you're that short, you look up a lotta skirts.
Q) Is Luffy and Mr. Fantastic had a three-way with Elastigirl, what would happen? -
A) Invasion of rubber babies!
Q) In Skypea arc, what would happen if Luffy and the others picked the Trial of Swamp instead of Trial of the Orbs?
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Zoro would navigate, and CP9 would still be gainfully employed with Galley-La.
How will Galley-La replace the loss of several of their best shipwrights?
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A) Davy Back Fight: Paulie-san's Sakujou Kaizoku-dan vs. the Foxy Kaizoku! Fanboys rejoice!
Q) How goes Aokiji's secret infiltration of the Straw Hats? -
Stupid question…
Why is there a thread like that?
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Stupid question…
Why is there a thread like that?
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A) Because…Zoro...ummm...had sex...with...your...mom.
Q) Which Marine will be the first to infiltrate the Straw Hat crew, and how will he/she do it?