A) No his nose is way too delicate
Q)why doesnt Franky wear pants?
A) No his nose is way too delicate
Q)why doesnt Franky wear pants?
A: The same reason I don't wear pants.
Q: Why is that?
A: You are a Frankyite.
Q: Spandam and Hina. Bondage time?
A: Yes, in fact that 's the subject of chapter 430. It turns out Hina is in charage of punishment and stuff like that.
Q: In what area was Captain T-Bone in charge of?
a) He was nothing more than Wanze's sub-ordinate.
q) Was T-Bone rare or medium-well?
A) Well done! Don
Q) How much belli did Usopp's Sogeking mask cost?
Someone saw Usopp's hideous face and said "Take it, please, here's 2000 beli to sweeten the offer"
How many seconds before the fangirls crucify me?
A: They won't crucify you they'll just feed you to vicious sogeking dogs.
Q: What happens to kids that make fun of Zoros green hair?
A: They get dressed up as little dogs and get stuffed int oa room with Paris Hilton and Micheal Jackson.
Q: What does Porche taste like and why is Masira's corpse right next to her?
A) Porsche tastes like Paris Hilton and Masira died tasting her.
Q) Monkey Battle! Who wins, Pickles or Coco the Signing Gorilla?
A. Choujou with his awesome singing voice.
B. Sanji and Zoro decide to play Wafflesticks. Who wins?
A) Nami-san picks them all up with her…
Q) Her what?
A) Her hands.
Q) How badly does Nami beat you at Monopoly?
A. She always loses cause she ends up paying 100,000,000 for a tiny village while Luffy buys Marijoi for 100,000.
Q. Zoro and Usopp cock fight. Who has the Rhode-Island Red?
A) Ace
Q) What do Nami, Usopp, Robin, and Chopper do when they get marooned together on a desert island for a year?
A: The following answer was stopped because the person who was gonna to reply was murdered by Usopp's Hammer
Q: Am I becoming a perv or Nojiko doesn't use bra?
A) Nope. She has blue hair, too…insert perverted pubic hair joke
Q) What would happen if Kaku was trapped on a deserted island with Robin, Califa, and Chopper?
They would be the cleanest castaways ever… and dine on venison.
Why would the WG assign directorship of CP9 to Spandam just cos his dad had the job?
A) Because Aokiji said, "Make him the CP9 boss, n*ggaz."
Q) Why did he tell them that?
A: Because he Paid him a Dollar.
Q: A DOLLAR, THERE'S NO DOLLARS, IS THERE?
A) Of course not, the Dollar is an inferior currency.
Q) Nami is bribed by money, Sanji is bribed by porn, Robin is bribed by books….so what is Vivi bribed by?
A) HAIR COLOURING!!
Q) What happens when Vivi ends up on Wheel of Fortune with Rob Lucci and Gan Fall?
A. Lucci wins because he's awesome, and because every time Pat Sajak asks Vivi to call out a letter, she yells "Is there a KOHZAAAAA?"
Q. What prize does he get in the bonus round?
A-He won 599 US dollars!
Q-How did Gan Fall win the lightning round?
A. He fused with Eneru to become Gan Ero.
Q. Will Sanji steal his Ero-Ero powers?
A) Yes. But will he use them for good or for evil?
Q2) What is Pat Sajak doing?
A: Making people bankrupt.
Q: What would hapen if someone killed Kohza and threw his corpse onto Vivi?
The world would be a much better place.
Luffy, Hatchi, and Wanze all on Jeopardy. Final Scores and why?
A:
Luffy: -457,000 : Because He Wanted The Meat. He liked to press the Button too.
Hatchi: 57 : He's not that bright.
Wanze: 58: He was cooking Meat. HE GOT 1 MORE DOLLAR!
Q: Wanze? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanze
Crapola.
..??? Crapola??? Wanze??? Belgian Waffles???
A: none! its gona be MEAT WAFFLES!
Q: can luffy like meat waffles/
A: Apparently he can.
Q: If Ohm were to be an amputee which limb would he choose to amputate?
A: Uhm, his feet fingers?
Q: If Tashigi and Kalifa have to spend a night at Frank N. Furter's castle (you know, the guy from Rocky Horror Show), what will happen to them?
A) They will have a soapy make-out session videotaped by me.
Q) If the Straw Hats and their enemies were on a reality show, what would it be like?
A: The Real World:Alabasta.
Q: Describe an event from the season finale of The Real World: Alabasta.
A: Spandam complains a lot about Robin and gets a Clutch from her. A big fight begins, though we hear a "Now the world is a better place" by Kalifa.
Q: What would be like the confront of Don Kreig with the legendary hero The Tick?
A:The tick would get killed by Kriegs huge weapons and kreig will drink ticks blood from his skull.
Q: What happend to the Cp9 in the tower?
Califa was squeezed out (you know how slippy soapy things are) as the tower collapsed, only to drown in the sea.
What about Kaku?
A. Well think harder, what happens to a person, who is knocked out, when tons of rock/wood/etc. drops from above? PANCAKES XD
Q. What about lucci? :P
Hattori is a CARNIVORE PIDGEON!
What other evil powers does he hold?
A. hattori dont have powers hes just a dang pidgeon
Q. Why didnt you answer my question right? :P
A. hattori dont have powers hes just a dang pidgeon
Q. Why didnt you answer my question right? :P
Serious answer: I did answer your question correctly.
! At chapter 427, page 18, Hattori lands on Lucci's defeated back and peeps softly. Oda just IMPLIES the blood feast, rather than showing it.
Stupid Answer: Hattori has taken control over my brain, much as he did to a certain Zoan-eating assassin.
Which is worst: A Lucci obsession, a Kumadori obsession, or a Kuroobi obsession?
A: Kuroobi. Seriously.
Q: What would happen if Kaku ate the Suna Suna no mi?
A: Well, when Enies Lobby collapsed, it would kick up an even bigger cloud of dust.
Q: Would Kaku x Califa dojins start "Like Sand through the Awa-glass, so go the Days of Our Lives?"
A. Califa would never do a giraffe-man. They clean their ears with their tongue.
Q. If Luffy did Gomu Gomu no Tongue whip, would Gene Simmons sue?
A: No, because Michael Jackson didn't sue Jango, so…
Q: The Straw Hats are trapped in a farmhouse sorrounded by zombies, just like in Night of Living Dead! How they will manage to survive?
A: What the usually do. Kick zombie ass! Except with the zombie.
Q: Which strawhat would be zombified if they were forced to zombify one?
A) Usopp
Q) What if Sanji got bitten, would he be a LOVE ZOMBIE??
A. Instead of eating Nami's brains, he'd make love to them.
Q. If Robin went created 100 asses, they all farted at once, and Ace used his powers to light the gas, how big would the explosion be?
A) Not strong enough to destroy the great Usopp.
Q) How great is Bellamy?