Cross Ange
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Who gives a crap?
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haah so funny how you explain it sander
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Sander commentary better than the actual show lol
Anyways things I noticed this episode:
- Dragon Whipping Fetish
- Dragon costume sex fetish
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Well that episode happened. Let's just say that Cross Ange is back to its roots.
And how about we pretend that scene with Momoka at the start never happened. I would make a gif of it but it's too stupid even for my standards
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There's the awful and offensive Ange we all missed and loved!
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I'm so glad I dropped this at episode 3…
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I'm so glad that Sander didn't drop this at episode 3…
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I'm so glad none of us dropped it at episode 3
Honestly its not that bad. Compared to 90% of shitty harem anime out there that pretends to have a real plot, Ange at least knows its bad and doesnt try to act like a masterpiece. It's ironic how otaku praise fan service garbage like K-On and Amagi Park, and so venemously hate on this show.
In my opinion they are all awful fap bait for teenagers…only Ange doesnt try to put on a pretense of being a "good" anime
I watch this show while I eat breakfast on Sundays, have a good laugh, and get on with my day.
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Well said.^^ 16 chars.
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I'm so glad none of us dropped it at episode 3
Honestly its not that bad. Compared to 90% of shitty harem anime out there that pretends to have a real plot, Ange at least knows its bad and doesnt try to act like a masterpiece. It's ironic how otaku praise fan service garbage like K-On and Amagi Park, and so venemously hate on this show.
In my opinion they are all awful fap bait for teenagers…only Ange doesnt try to put on a pretense of being a "good" anime
I watch this show while I eat breakfast on Sundays, have a good laugh, and get on with my day.
Just hope it doesn't becomes a common thing in the future.
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So like Salamandinay and Ange play some sports and party games in bikinis and become bffs or something.
Though they also bonded over saving the dragontown from the nefarious dimensional clusterfuck Embryo had sent their way. I wonder why he would do that, wouldn't he risk wasting his dragon resources or something? Nah, he's an expert. Graduated from Sosuke Aizen's Institute For Exceptionally Gifted at the top of his class. Has PhD in Mysterious.
So , based on the intel gathered from the years of disguised dragon woman banging the late Rape Oniisama while the latter called her mommy, DRAGOns decide that it's their time to strike. Ange and friends hitch a ride along to the other side,,, but behold, Embryo is not one to be caught unawares!
They've sprung his maserful trap and now they are getting routed by a whole squaron of mass produced Vilkisses! Ange valiantly fights to buy them some time to retreat.
As her allies escape, Ange discovers, to her utmost horror, that these mechs are piloted by some of her old comrades! In fact, their squad leader is her old squad leader, SALIA!
Apparently her inferiority complex was so terrible, that she jumped ships or something. She has betrayed her precious Supreme Commander Iron Fist and now worships Embryo! She looks up to the womderful Embryo! She won't stand to hear anyone insult Emryo-sama! Emryo-sama is love! Embryo-sama is life! Embryo banzai!
…I foresee a stabbing coming her way in the future.
Anyway, Ange and her homies escape the traitorous fiends vie teleport and end up back at the ruins of Arzenal.
Her old pals, non-traitorous ones, come up in scuba gear and Hilda grabs Yamato's crotch.
Yeah she doesn't like tht Ange's been hanging out with a man. She later molests her a bit in the showers. Oh the love triangles.
Ange is reunited with the Arzenal folk back at their submarine. Supreme Commnder Didn'taskforthis is pesuaded to cooperate with the DRAGONs in their coming scheme to attack Ange's old palace and end Embryo once and for all. After a bit of socialising, the attack plan is explained to Ange.
Turns out Supreme Commander Cyberpunk plans to use Ange's dragon pals as cannon fodder while her troops strike the heart of Embryo. She too is an expert. For the first time in ages, Ange has an actually valid reason for insubordination. However, Supreme Commander Metal Fingers doesn't appreciate her expertise baing questioned and she threatens to kill Ange's maido if she doesn't comply. About to beat the shit out of Ange too and even backhands Tusk Yamato in the face.
Backhands... Tusk Yamato... in the face.
You... backanded... Yamato.
That's where you've done goofed my dear! That's where you done fucked up! Even the benelovent God has limits to his benelovence, you mere fool. You think you're an expert? Well tell me expert, did you know that Tusk Yamato riggs the ships of his allies with nerve gas just in case? Where are you and your crew now? On the goddamn floor, squirming. Now you know that he riggs the ships of his allies with nerve gas just in case. It is known. You mess with the elephant, you get the tusks. And Ange can tell you a thing or two about his elephant. In fact, maidens of the dragonkin are writing legends about his elephant as we speak.
Ange nabs her maido and escapes. Commander Robohand meets her near the Vilkiss and challenges her to knife fight. Fortunately, she is still way too dazed by Tusk's swagger and Ange prevails.
She tells her she's a meanie and even her own crew tell her she's a meanie. With her pacified, Ange flies off ready to teleport, but she's attacked by Team Betrayalton.
Also, it's implied that Jill Robohand's been raped by Embryo before, so I can believe the show is going back to it's roots come next ep.
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You mess with the elephant, you get the tusks.
great review Sander.
gonna try and use this line to pick up some chicks. wish me luck guys =)
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for you guys watching episode 20: pay special attention to where Ange hides her ring =)
you're welcome!
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for you guys watching episode 20: pay special attention to where Ange hides her ring =)
you're welcome!
! >! >! >! >! I wonder if it was as deep in as this post
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! >! >! >! >! I wonder if it was as deep in as this post
! >! >! >! >! lol It must have been in pretty deep for it to not fall out during her happy hour session with Embryo-sama
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Things got serious in Ep 21. So serious that I have no idea how the show can last 4 more weeks.
! Lifetime Achievement Award goes to Chris for her gut wrenching line:
! >! "I liked my hair that way." -
Well Cross Ange clearly doesn't give a fuck about anything, I almost respect that. That kind of attitude to storytelling at least makes it better than Aldnoah Zero.
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Well Cross Ange clearly doesn't give a fuck about anything, I almost respect that. That kind of attitude to storytelling at least makes it better than Aldnoah Zero.
I feel very trolled, frying pan and all.
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I'm trying to make a scientific experiment of trying to fit a frying pan in your boobs. I think USA military might need my research, it seems REALLY effective to me.
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Oh god do I even want to know?
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I'm trying to make a scientific experiment of trying to fit a frying pan in your boobs. I think USA military might need my research, it seems REALLY effective to me.
You should put research into Tusk's plot armor instead. It's impenetrable defence.
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Hahahahaha fuck off Sylvia(the handicapped sister) That scene was pretty great.
! Salia is so bipolar lol. "You're late, Ange." after wanting to kill her moments before
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And that's that for Cross Ange! Embryo's literal rape face was funny
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I've glassboxed myself somewhere along the way. Cross ange has long since joined the enormous backlog of shows I'd been following, the backlog I've been losing the drive and now even time to tackle in earnest.
So I apologize to anyone who was actually interested in my summaries. I've denied you the act of enjoying the blessed show vicariously and for this I deserve all the boxes. What was the punishment again? Nakama theories? Seriously though sorry.
I will try to get on with it if anyone still cares.
Otherwise, all I know through spoilers is that kira yamato rose on the third day (or hour… or however long it took) to bone aizen's wife.
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I've glassboxed myself somewhere along the way. Cross ange has long since joined the enormous backlog of shows I'd been following, the backlog I've been losing the drive and now even time to tackle in earnest.
So I apologize to anyone who was actually interested in my summaries. I've denied you the act of enjoying the blessed show vicariously and for this I deserve all the boxes. What was the punishment again? Nakama theories? Seriously though sorry.
I will try to get on with it if anyone still cares.
Otherwise, all I know through spoilers is that kira yamato rose on the third day (or hour… or however long it took) to bone aizen's wife.
Norma scum.
Although that's fine, really. Just know that you've lost two thousand purple points
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I think Sander took my snark about his lack of updates to heart:ninja:.
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I've lost faith in you, Sander. I thought you would join us in finishing this train wreck together.
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I started tackling my unholy backlog of doom and stagnation, so I figure I might as well lift this boulder of my chest… or is that not a valid expression in English? I don't care.
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After a brief skirmish with Team Traitor, NG is captured and wakes up in her homeland of Misurugistan. She finds out she and her maido are being held captive by that smug ass douchebag Embryo, who was kind enough to gift her a new pair of silky smooth panties. As she plans to assault him, Salia enters the room and smugly reveals her reasons for switching teams and betraying her comrades with whom she grew up and fought night and day. You see, she was too salty that her old posse and Supreme Commander Blaster Knuckle didn't make her feel importnt enough, but glorious sexy Embryo-sama made her feel soooo wanted and even gave appointed her as a commander of her own Team Rocket! Now she serves this warming sun of a man with a heart full of love and unwavering loalty and this lowly bitch Ange can't simply walk out of the room on her watch.
At which point Ange smacks her across the place, verbally puts her down and simply walks out of the room.
Thank you NG.
Then she runs into Ersha (pink hair chck with the biggest boobs) and kids from Arzenal. Ersha explains her betryalton by he fact that Embryo-san was kind enough to revive the children and gave them, the persecuted lil' ones a place without fear of persecution. Even though he is the reason they are being persecuted in the first place.
Finally, the third turncoat, Chris (the other girl from Hilda's scissor palace) also explains why Emryo-kun is such a swell guy.
"I was an allied soldier in World War II. When I was mortally wounded by Nazi fire, my alllied friends weren't there to rescue me. I was going to die there, bleeding from Nazi bullets… but then... Hitler appeared before me... he mended my wounds and reached out to me... now I know that allies are the real assholes. Hitler's my real friend! We even watch TV together sometimes! "
Later NG happens upon her cute little sister who is busy whipping her slave, the dragon woman from before. Afterwards, Asshole Supreme shows up in person and akes Ange to his basemen to show her the legendary pokemon he captur… I mean the first DRAGON. Ange siezes the moment to shoot him in the head, but he is unkillable! He teleports them to pretty scenery where he tries to use his mind fuckery on her to enable himself to engage in physical fuckery. As he makes her strip and kisses her, Ange gets a flashback of kissing the geunine article, which snaps her put of his hypnosis and shakes him off with a gun wound. That somehow only makes his boner harder.Elsewhere, Supreme Commander Fullmetal is having horny wet dreams about Emryo.
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Embryo invites NG to sip some tea together. He explains that he wants to create a yet another world, which he will accomplish through meshing the two parallel earths together using his master plan. He also wants her to be his waifu.
Now, I want to use this moment to explain how much I hate Embryo's guts. He is a more repulsive and obnoxious version of Aizen. His head is soooo deep up his ass, that it comes back out of his neck where it should be. He has that smug face on him that would make Kubo's guys blush. He is annoyingly overpowered and unkillable and he "trolls" dudes. He is supposedly super intelligent ( he is an expert), but he is as dub as the script. He is a creepy damn rapist too. He is basically Aizen if Aizen was a hentai villain. I so fucking hate him so fucking much.
Ange replies to his proposal by stabbing him through the hand and through the neck.
FUCK YEAH! There are high points like this when I actually like something without irony, something truly, truly cool and de… what's that? He retalietes by using his powers to induce magic orgasms upon her? Which breaks her? And she is writhing on the floor for the rest of he episode, moaning and touching herself furiously to Creepizen's amusement? Like it were some porn doujin?
Fuck
You
Show
Fuck
You
Very
Very
Much
Disgusting really.
Speaking of disgusting, Supreme Commander Mecha Fisting has allnof her character assasinated. She tells her camarades the truth of what happened between her and Embryo. Years and years ago when she went to kill him? Well he was so damn hot, soooo daaamn hoooot, that she instead decided to fuck him for days while her compatriots were being slaughtered.
Wow.
Luckily, in order to save me from the cringe, Ange decides to have some agency again and pulls her ring out (don't ask me where from) and summon Vilkiss to make her escape.
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Embryo is about to enact his master plan (obviously the only thing that could distract him from his sexual abuse fun times), bu luckily he is interrupte by the assault of the dragon mechriders. Tusk, aided by Hilda, that other Hilda sexfriend and a couple of rookies, also shows up to save NG. Chris confronts her former nakama. Other then their "abandonment", she recall another horrble slight from then in the past. You see, when they were kids, she got that hair accessory on a carnival, but she had only one for her two pigtails, so they suggested she cut the other off.
Meanies.
She also kills a young green trainee in cold blood.
That'll show 'em.
Ange almost has her escape foiled by the ever omnipresent Embryo. Maido and Tusk have to sacrifice themselves in explosions to save her.
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Embryo is very displeased with Ange's escape. He spanks Salia's naked ass.
He took them in because he wantedsmart, strong female characters in his new world,so why is she baing inompetent?
His lines about smart and strong females is jusxtaposed with the image of him staring at a naked chick in an apron cooking a meal for him.
I'm not joking.
He also refuses Ersha to revive the children who all died in the last skirmish cause ain't nobody got time for dat.
He acting all around extra shitty and amongst the three of them in team backstab, only Ersha has the required one and a half brain cells to realise that Embryo is kind of a shitbag and defect back.
In fact, Salia, faced with the fact that Aizen doesn't really care about her, DOUBLES DOWN on her bullshit. See, if she kills NG, Embryo senpai will finally notice her!
So he is about to start his instrumentality and forsake all the magic lovers, disabling their magics. He even fucks over the douchebag UN assemby, telling them he wants only strong and intelligent female characters in his world… like that elf princess from that h manga he read earlier that week... one with the horny orcs and tentacles... I'm sure.
Oh and Kira doens't die when he is killed. He shows up with no explanation of how he survived blowing himself up and Ange tearfully fucks him for twelve hours.
Also Maido didn't die because she had a frying pan between her boobs.
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^that was a joke
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Oh and Kira doens't die when he is killed. He shows up with no explanation of how he survived blowing himself up and Ange tearfully fucks him for twelve hours.
I thought you were exaggerating, but after going to wikipedia to see how many episodes are left, I see that there was no exaggeration involved
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@Purple:
I thought you were exaggerating, but after going to wikipedia to see how many episodes are left, I see that there was no exaggeration involved
Which part? Twelve hours? That's straight from dialogue.
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It's not 12 hours. It's longer. (unless Commie lied to me D: )
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My subs said twelve, but I wouldn't really doubt that His fun could last longer.
Survival sex is the best sex.
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Finished watching the penultimate episode…
Man, Imma have to screencap this shit. It's too good.
Sick burns! The sickest burns!
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It's the final stretch!
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The time of the final battle draws near. Normas and the dragon riders are ready to mount their final offensive as the apocalypse is about to happen. NG and Tusk show up right in time to join the fight. Hilda transfers her command duties onto NG and confesses her love to her. NG is her Prince, but she knows that NG is already bangin' her princess in the form of Tusk, so she knows she's gonna stay friendzoned forever. Unexpectedly, NG pushes her to a wall and deep kisses dat redhead lass. Open relationships, sucker! NG is a playah and I'm sure Kira Yamato wouldn't mind being in all those steamy threesomes to come. Twelve hours a day.
Speaking of Smexy Man himself, NG gives him a good luck charm to keep him safe in battle. Her panties. NG's brave knight vows to survive all the trials and tribulations to return those panties.
After a motivational speech from NG, the battle commences as their submrine starts to fly and goes all Space Battleship Yamato on Embryo's den and fleet. Like with a Wave Motion Gun and everything. Embryo's posse enters battle and the following match ups occur: Ange faces off against salty Sally, Tusk engages the man himself in a mech battle (has to contain his mad Freedom skills not to end the show a few episodes early, but never the less easily goes toe to toe with Embryo's big boss super robot with his lower grade mech. It's worth noting that others get overhelmed in similar circumstances), Hilda and the other sexfriend face of against that dumbass in her supermech, Dragon Princess Salamanawhatever makes a beeline for the legendary pokemon and the rest fend off endless waves of killer disc drones. In the midst of battle with the salt mine that goes by the name of Salia, Ange ends up crashlanding straight into the hallway with her adorable Not Nunnaly sister who's being accosted by the citizens demanding refuge. They start shouting their demands at NG too, and she tells them to fuck off with their problems and shoots a bitchmade sucker in the head. Then she turns to her poor sister and scares her so fucking hard that she starts walking again. She takes to the skies and luckily she doesn't have to bother dealing with pacific ocean salt levels anymore because Supreme Commander Didn'taskforthis has shown up in Ersha's supermech to tell Sally The Reasons She Sucks.
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While Supreme Commander Ironfingers is busy babysitting Salia and dealing with her salt, Ange rushes to assist Salamander in rescuing the legendary pokemon.
SPEAKING OF SALT….
While Kira Yamato is busy fighting Aizen, the latter makes an attempt at talking shit, an attempt that woefully backfires. He insinuates that Tusk hasn't seen NG naked. Ooooh boy, OOOOH BOY. Tusk opens the floodgates. To let the
flow stongBehold:
R E C K T So NG and salmanda free the legendary pokemon. Dragon army shows up to assist the normas and the tables are turning real fast. Embryo, barely containing his butthurt from before, teleports his loyal idiots to be dragonbait while he escapes. After some bouts of further idiocy, the two morans finally come to terms with the fact that Embryo doesn't actually like them. Supreme Commander Fullmetal goes over to Embryo's place and gets mortally wounded in a failed attempt to capture him, later dying in repentent Salty Sally's arms.
Embryo whisks ange's body away to his pocket dimension where his true body resides. Mother Pokemon uses her powers to halt the apocalypse and tells them that Embryo can be killed if they get at his real body in that dimension which only Vilkiss can access.
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Ange wakes up in Embryo's pocket dimension's version of Arzenal.
Embryo explains that, thousands of years ago, he used to be a researcher on this island who discovered all the wonderful advances in technology, but the convergence of technobabble partice collided with technobabble effect which caused what's known as tecnhobabble reaction which made technobabblonium go haywire and bla bla bla he's gonna rape her now.
Because show feels like I'm having too much fun and is uncomfortable with this fact.
In the real world back on the brink of destruction, our heroes feel hopeless as Vilkiss won't teleport them without ange, but Mother Pokemon reassures them that Vilkiss will do it if they Shounen hard enough, so Tusk sprinkles some sexy tears on the robot and it finally starts. He, Salamandora and Sally and Hilda on captured Supermechs go to Embryo's dimension and Big Damn Heroes make it in the nick of time right as Embryo is spreading her legs.
Tables Turn
They must destroy both Embryo's real body and his Supermech, which shares his consciousness, at the same time to emerge victorious. NG goes ham on Robot Embryo, Tusk starts cutting up Real Embryo in a swordfight and the other girls handle a convenient bunch of further Embryo proxy mechs.
It's so everybody get an Embryo to wreck.
All the proxy mechs get scrapped.
Tusk bisects the shit out of human Embryo.
NG eviscerates Robot Embryo while delivering The Reason You Suck Speech.
Flawless Victory.
Following their victory, Ange and her friends go to the other earth, the one with dragons and Ange declares that she's gonna found a nation of awesomeness and cool people.
She's asked about her wrecked home earth and all the hater former mana guys who are now suffering through the aftermath.
She says "fuck them".
It's okay though, Not Nunnally is apparently some sort of a badass now and runs a survivor movement.
And so they all
have tons of victory sexlive happily ever after.THE END
The last episodes weren't so bad. I simply can't hate too much on Embryo getting reckt.
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Oh god, Sander that is so beautiful - I immediately know who's now on the shortlist for APForums Senior status.
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I think it's the best show I will never bother to watch. Thanks you for your
sacrificesummaries !! This Wonderful 101 mashup is f*cking awesome by the way
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I broke down and marathoned the series over the weekend. The series was entertaining to watch, to say the least, but most likely something I won't remember years from now.
There were many plot inconsitancies throughout the series but I think the one that actually bothers me the most is the rationale for Ange to finally fight Embryo, "She loves this/her world." Yet, In the end they don't even live there, they end up living happily on the Dragons' world.
In the end, the series had some interesting ideas but decided to go for shock value. I don't want to say the creators were going for parody but several of the lines in the next episode previews were openly mocking the series as well as the plot. If they were purposely aiming for this their message appears to have fallen flat.
I can say, to me at least, the series wasn't great nor is it a bad show. It is just a disappointment. It's good to watch once to see what is happening, but it isn't a series to rewatch at a later date.
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WAKE UP DEAD THREAD!
Embryo explains that, thousands of years ago, he used to be a researcher on this island who discovered all the wonderful advances in technology, but the convergence of technobabble partice collided with technobabble effect which caused what's known as tecnhobabble reaction which made technobabblonium go haywire and bla bla bla he's gonna rape her now.
Cross Ange, Rondo of gore and rape in a nutshell.
I´m sorry I only read this now, but I hope my re-awakening of this thread can bring the message to future generations of posters.