Wish granted, you become so superly super powerfull you blow up.
I wish i could hang out with all the super hero's all the time.
Wish granted, you become so superly super powerfull you blow up.
I wish i could hang out with all the super hero's all the time.
Granted, but then you're attacked by super villians.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish!
Fine. The wish is cool, but you are corrupt!
I wish my life were at least as epic as Koby's.
Granted. But now you are a 4 foot, purple haired, glasses wearing kid who screams alot.
I wish One Piece would be filled with ecchiness.
Granted, but outside of movie 7, its yaoi ecchiness.
I wish I were ignorant of Japan fetishes that traumatized me. Why fish hooks to the face? Why?! I was at a ranma fan-site a few minutes ago!
Wish granted, but now you see clown fetishes in all your dreams instead.
I wish I knew the whole plot in OP.
Granted, but you now have no reason for associating with anything OP or even being on these forums.
I wish I had the power to read minds.
Wish granted. But you can only read Perverted thoughts.
I wish I had a shotgun
Wish granted, but you don't have bullets.
I wish i had a real Gundam Unit.
Granted but then it just vanishes…without a reason
I wish Oda would get well (You don't want to corupt this one, don't you)
Done, but…..who's Oda?
I wish that I don't fudge up my test that I have in an hour and a half.
@One-eyed:
Done, but…..who's Oda?
I wish that I don't fudge up my test that I have in an hour and a half.
Someone just got a shotgun, shoot this motha fucka!!
Wish Granted. But then you fudge up the test you have next week!
I wish Youtube would let their vids be a max of a half hour again.
And I found my ammo!!!!! shoots One-eyed Chou Ha ha ha! Die!!!!!
Wish granted. But all the anime has been removed and banned. (Damn…this is too harsh...even for me)
I wish I had Oda's hands. (Don't go cutting his off!)
Someone just got a shotgun, shoot this motha fucka!!
So hostile. I know who Oda is, but I'm not a OP fan, so that's the only way I could corrupt it. JOKE -_-
Ok, back on topic
Wish granted but now everytime you touch yourself….it's Oda touching you
I wish that my left eye could stay closed forever.
Granted, but its closed because those other two guys shot it out.
I wish One-eyed Chou was forgiven. I got the joke, Oda gets better, yet ceases to exist!…or just becomes annonymous Get it? The wish is now corrupt.
Done but now we bully you.
I wish that I had a loving, beautiful wife with 2 children, one male one female, and that I live a good long life not feeling any suffering or sadness and end up in Heaven and stay there for the rest of eternity with my family, living in peace and faithfulness.
Done but your children love each other, wife is cheating on you with the mail man and you have no idea that it is going on.
I wish I had a DF
Done, but you get Apis' devi fruit.
I wish a were healthier.
Wish granted, but then your hit by a car.
I wish i would know the answer to the question "What's the meaning of life"
Done, but as you know it all you die instantly.
I wish I had superpowers.
Done, but as you know it all you die instantly.
I wish I had superpowers.
Granted, now you can communicate with the FISH.
I wish I could go home already…
…I said faithfullness, which meant my wife is not cheating on me.
Granted but your home has caught on fire with you in it.
your wife is faithful, but she doesn't know how to cook.
I wish I had an umbrella (it's raining outside :sad: )
Wish granted– But the umbrella is full of holes!
I wish I had the greatest Role Playing Game ever, and the console to play it on!
I have all that, but all the worlds tvs are broken.
I wish for cute, busty women. Don't look at me like that, it's a joke thread.
Oh, they do. In fact, they swear off shirts altogether.
Just think what Sanji would act like.
You do but the woman is also a murder.
I wish I was fast.
you become fast but then everyone accuses you of taking drugs because of your sdden gain in speed and you are disowned by your family.
I wish my chair didn't have a squek anymore.
Granted but it broke, causing you to break your back.
I wish I had the force.
Granted. But then a Sith lord kills you.
I wish I had some Dance Powder
Granted, but some stupid-ass tries to eat it, and then burns all of it.
I wish I had the power to go Super Sayian up to 4
You can, but everyone else gets like, Rainbow Saiyan level…or something.
I wish I could make a great anime.
You create the anime and assemble the world's greatest staff, spending all of your money and resources to make it happen, just long enough to finish the first episode. Upon it's completion, a horrible fire breaks out in the studio, destroying any and all materials pertaining to it.
I wish I could repair any broken device.
Granted. But you do it poorly and it breaks the next day. You fix it then it breaks again. And you do it everyday.
I wish I had an unlimited library of Mp3 files on my Mp3 player and also on my computer. both of which are indestructable(sp?)
Ok, but it's an unlimited library of music you don't even like!
I wish I could fly~!
Granted, but the your flight's been canceled and your ticket isn't refundable.
I wish I could use magic like Negi Springfield (Negima!)
oops, beat me to it, uh, ok, um,
Everyone finds out about your magic abilities and hound you day and night to grant them their magical needs.
I wish I could find a nice FULL time job.
Granted, but it is low pay, and your co-workers take all the enjoyment out of it.
I wish the most secret of revelations in Scientology was revealed to the public so the cult would be shut down. (not the OT III story)
Granted, but Tom Cruise still sues you.
I wish I had mad art skillz.
Granted, but the only thing you are able to draw are large throbbing penises.
I wish I had access to all the food in the world.
You do, but you're not allowed to eat it. Just manage and sell it.
I wish for the end of ignorance.
Granted, but now everybody is so enlightened that nothing is funny anymore.
I wish I had all the chapters for One Piece, including the ones that haven't been written yet.(Translated into English.)
Granted, but the Engrish is the more undelicous it reads, so it of is the cockchafer shits.
I wish that I could kick Wapol, Arlong, Krieg and Bellamy in the balls right now and get away with unscathed.
Granted, but then Donquixote Doflamigno comes and totally pwnz your ass.
I wish I was god.
Granted. But you get your ass kicked by a certain rubber man.
I wish I knew Rokushiki.
Granted. But you get your ass kicked by a certain rubber man. (sorry you set yourself up)
I wish i ate the mera mera fruit
Granted, but then you accidentally eat a second devil fruit and explode.
I wish, that I was Anubis(Stargate)
Granted. But now you are a inmovable gate.
I wish I was fit.
Granted, but you now only fit in a giant gate
I wish I had more time.
Fine. Have the entire year of 1974.
I wish for a central economic planning system to draft everyone into jobs so I don't have to fight with resumes and interviews.