Corrupt a wish

[ITSALION]

But it's a Great White shark and it eats you.

I wish for ice cream… drools

[Anime Master]

Granted….its "lemon" flavored.
I wish R. Kelly would come out of the closet.

[ITSALION]

He does come out, with guns blazing, and you die.
I wish a rich woman would marry me.

[Local-chan]

He comes out the closet. 'AND HE PULLS OUT HIS GUN! AND HE'S GONNA SHOOT THAT *****!'

I wish for some food

[ITSALION]

But the food is just a pound of wasabi.

I wish there was a bathroom in this place.

[Local-chan]

Granted, but you aren't allowed in

I wish for no wishes

[captain sogeking]

Granted you get no wishes because you don't exist

I wish for a pony who never dies

[Local-chan]

Granted, but its a Zombie pony, and it's gonna eat yer!

I wish I didn't just spill my beer ;-;

[onemoment]

You didn't, you spilled your naplam.

I wish naplam was a liquid, cause I'm too lazy to check otherwise. And I wish that my last wish was acknowledged. OMG 2 WISHES!

[Anime Master]

Granted it was acknowledged.
I wish I was the Joker

[onemoment]

Granted, you're the 1960's Joker. You are cursed to always have a moustache.

I wish I had limitless stamina.

[nguyen]

Granted. But you trip on an ice cube, fall on your face, and die.

I wish that no one would reply on this thread anymore. (i'm evil)

[onemoment]

Granted…wait..well...oh crap.:mellow:

I wish for the manga chapters to speed up.

[Satsuki]

Granted, but they speed up to the point that the One Piece series finishes in one week.

I wish I could find a nice gift for my flute teacher.

[Cochise]

wish granted it's nice looking but he doesn't like it.

I wish my idiot brother didn't delete all 189 of my favorite songs.

[Windrays]

He could have deleted your hard drive too.

I wish I lived in Buffalo, New York.

[onemoment]

You do live in Buffalo, New York. You live there for 3 seconds before you come crashing down on the city like a comet.

I wish for good luck.

[AWB]

Wish granted, but you're not the one who get's the good luck.

I wish FOX TV hadn't cancelled Titus.

[onemoment]

Granted, all of Fox gets canceled instead.

^ I wish I know where your sig was from. It's weird and cool.

[ITSALION]

You discover it is from a hentai site. :blink:

I wish I had sex with a hot female woman and pudding at the same time.

[AWB]

Granted, but it's not as good as it sounds.

I wish for a million dollars (all legal tender) which I could be able to spend on whatever I want.
@onemoment:

Granted, all of Fox gets canceled instead.

That's a bad thing? :biggrin:

I wish I know where your sig was from. It's weird and cool.

Taboo drew it. Check out her thread in the creavitiy forum for the whole pic.

[MitsukaixAndante]

@Pass:

Granted, but it's not as good as it sounds.

I wish for a million dollars (all legal tender) which I could be able to spend on whatever I want.

You spend the $1,000,000 not realizing it belonged to a Mexican drug lord
Upon your casket reads;
"Be careful what you wish for ese"

I wish for a monkey

[Anime Master]

Done it whips is shit at you every hour on the hour.
I wish Hayden Christenson could act better

[ITSALION]

But then he is digitally removed from the movies and Lucas replaces him with Ashton Kutcher :bang:

I wish I had a flying toboggan.

[Hobo-Ou]

Granted. But you get hit by a plane.

I wish this beer would taste better.

[d.Lughie]

granted.. it tastes better according to HIM (some guy who think beer taste better when its spicy -_-")

i wish there are 25 hours in a day..

[nguyen]

Graned. But now there are 24 hours in a minute but still 60 minutes in an hour.

I wish that would make sense.

[Anime Master]

It does…Bizarro Sense!
I wish I could double post without Luigi pwning my ass

[captain sogeking]

Granted luigi doesn't pawn you but mario and princess peach do

I wish I had the ability to stay awake forever

[Devilfruitgrower]

Granted. But the lack of sleep makes you look like crap and you are shunned from soiciety.

I hope Luffy kicks Lucci's ass in less then 5 chapters

[onemoment]

Granted, but chapters are extented you 50 pages.

I wish I had a remote for my PS2.

[Windrays]

It wouldn't come with batteries, though.

I wish for school to end.

[captain sogeking]

It does in a big toxic explosion

I wish I had a job

[Anime Master]

Done- A male gynacoligist
I wish for a better Batman and Robin

[onemoment]

Granted, it's still played be George Cloony, but no more "Bat-nipples."

I wish I could draw.

[Namisan18]

Your wish is my comand. Unfortunetly your hands rot off because of leprosy.

I wish the filler arc in the BLEACH anime would be over soon.

[onemoment]

Oh it does, and it's the best arc ever. However, every other anime goes into horrible filler arcs that won't end until you die. Thousands of otakus with torches are standing at your door…

I wish for a good nights sleep.

[Hobo-Ou]

Granted. You get the eternal sleep.

I wish I had more limeade.

[Satsuki]

Granted, but they use too much lime and you get a fatal Vitamin C overdose.

I wish my stuff to ship home was packed already.

[Windrays]

Granted, all of it is packed. EVERYTHING. You're now living with only the clothes on your ba- Those're packed too, my bad. :-p

I wish to get a 5 on the AP test.

[Cochise]

Granted, but you realize it won't make you any happier.

I wish I had more time on the computer.

[nguyen]

Granted. But now you're nailed to the computer chair and can never get up.

I wish I had a pie right now.

[Local-chan]

Granted, but it's an EVIL pie, and it eats you

I wish for a new bike

[silver griffin girl]

Alright, but your new bike is made of ice!

I wish I could get my brother to stop being stubborn!

[onemoment]

Fine, nows he's just an asshole. A cooperative asshole.

I wish I could get my homework done.

[warp]

Granted, but then it sets in fire and you have to do it alll over again.

I wish people wont corrupt this wish

[onemoment]

Granted, your wish corrupts you instead.

I wish I could see the real Climatact. :blink: Wait wouldn't Nami be…no, I'll stick to Climatact for now.

[warp]

Wish granted but it hits you in the balls

I wish i wasnt bored

[TakinawaTonfa]

Granted, you're now busy, overworked, overstressed, and overweight from streess.

I wish I came up with the greatest idea in the world.

[Metalvirus]

Granted, but someone came up with the idea, the SECOND before you did, and patented it.

I wish that there would be a perfect Nintendo vs Sega fighting game for Rev, and that I was the first one in the world to get it.