(Sorry for the lateness guys, but Spring Break beckoned! Here it is!)
Fone Bone was minding his own usiness, walking around the woods outside of Thorn's cottage. He was on his way to the brook to fetch some water for dinner later. Suddenly, he took a turn and the two Rat Creatures who endlessly pursue him lock eyes with his. "Hello, small creature."
"H-Heyyyy guys! Long time no see!", stammered Fone Bone, as he backed away a bit.
"We're not letting you get away this time, bone creature!", snapped Rat Creature #1.
"Yes, a delicious quiche you will make!", squealed rat Creature #2 with delight.
"Oh for the last time, Rat Creatures aren't supposed to eat quiche!", bickered #1.
"But I like it.", replied #2, his hands on his hips sticking his tounge out.
Fone Bone took this opportunity to run.
"Oh for the love of… HE'S GETTING AWAY, YOU IDIOT!", screamed #1. The Rat Creatures chased after Fone Bone, catching up fast. It looked like the end for Fone Bone, until both Rat Creatures were snatched up by two thread-like cords. Fone Bone turned around, and the Rat Creatures were beaten up, and hanging from a tree, seemingly wrapped in web.
Fone Bone fell on his bottom, as a taaaaaall figure jumped in front of him, clapping the dust off of his hands for a job well done. "Piece of cake! Stupid, stupid Ra--"
He turns around to notice Fone Bone on the ground. "Aw geez, are you serious!? It's like everywhere I go, I run into bigger weirdos than the last! Comes with the day-job, I guess...", Spider-Man muttered to him self, holding his head.
Fone Bone collected himself on his feet, and looked up to thank the stranger. "Thanks a lot!! Y'ave no idea how many close calls I've had with those guys!"
"No sweat, shorty! Now to find a way out of the boonies...", Spidey focusing mostly on getting out of this strange place.
"Shorty? Aww, c'mon that was uncalled for.", Fone Bone getting a bit sensitive about his height.
"Listen, I'd LOVE to stay n' chat, I really would! I mean hey, I like pluckin' banjos and waitin' for someone to make me 'squeal like a piggy' as much as the next guy! But I gotta find a way outta these woods."
"Oh!! I can help ya get outta here! I know these woods like th' back of my hand!"
"Hey thanks! Saves me a lotta time, I'll tell you that much!" The two started walking.
"Y'know for a guy with a huge schnozz, you're not half bad! All the other guys I know like that are usually nutso! Like that freak, the Vulture..." Spidey noticed he was walking alone. He turned around and noticed a displeased Fone Bone a few steps back.
"What's the big idea stoppin'? I gotta get outta here!"
"First it's my height, and now yer makin' fun of my nose? I can't help it!", growled Fone Bone.
"What am I supposed to call you? Your nose is the feature NEXT to your height that screams, 'look at me!' And I know from a few minutes ago you don't like being called short! I'm no mind-reader, pal."
"Th' name's Fone Bone!! And I may be short and I may have a big nose, but that doesn't mean you can disrespect me!"
"Okay okay, settle down, baldy. Let's just get goin--"
"GAHHHH!!", yelled Fone Bone as he jumped into Spidey's gut.
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