@Hiroy:
Work me up your greatest High-5.
Right here.
Right now.
And after the interview, prepare a High-5 that would shake the entire universe.
I raise the palm of my hand to the heavens, which shoots out a beam of light that penetrates the sky and whips all clouds into a circular frenzy, which opens a gateway to an ungodly universe, the portal of which slowly begins unleashing a giant flying serpent. I throw a giant grappling hook into the air and it catches on to the dragon, which flies over the ocean. I whip out a wicked wakeboard, hold tightly on to the rope, and do some sweet-ass 720 flips and kitesurf like a gnarly dude.
Extreme sports foundations around the world begin sponsoring us and we begin making a significant amount of revenue. The sky serpent begins investing in real estate and tries to work more heavily in the business side of our work, growing tired of the extreme sport of dragon surfing. It all comes to an end when the aforementioned portal that unleashed the floating leviathan earlier returns and accidentally sucks me in, forcing the sky serpent to vow to never kitesurf with a mortal ever again.
As it turns out, you, in an unrelated case, have grown financially poor and can no longer afford your rent. The sky serpent, now committed full time to the house market, evicts you personally and sees to it that you leave the house immediately. With no home to turn to, you fall to your knees outside, throw your palms upwards to the sky, and curse, screaming, "whyyyy?!" Suddenly, your desperate causes beams of light to shoot from your open hands and pierce the heavens, inciting the dimensional cracks to resurface in the atmosphere. Spat out from the cosmos, my body falls and my hands wave wildly and frantically, desperate to grab on to anything. I am falling, falling, falling and it is chaos. Suddenly, as I feel death is coming for me at any second, I notice I'm flying towards what looks to be a person… I wave desperately to try to warn you to move out of the way
And right as I am about to hit the ground (and you) our palms meet, combining for a high five.