hiuc I'msh back from mah dhrinkin'! AND I AM SHOOOO DRUNK!
BUT NOT AS THUNK AS YOU DRINK I AM!
hiuc I'msh back from mah dhrinkin'! AND I AM SHOOOO DRUNK!
BUT NOT AS THUNK AS YOU DRINK I AM!
Sigh
Ok I don't wanna do this but Absalom is forcing me to campaign for him while he's out on a walk with Bobart.
So here are… Sexy Picturesbarf... of Absalom puke
Absalom, wearing nothing but... a string... during his beach holidays...Oh god no.
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Absalom, wearing a… skimpy schoolgirl uniform??!! For the love of...
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Oh dear God, in the last one he's wearing nothing but a rose in his mouth!
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HE IS WEARING…NOTHING AT ALL! I didn't wanna do this, he forced me to do it!
Forgive me, children![/hide]
HOROHOROHORO!! So that's where you went you stupid yellow freak! Got yourself drunk?! HOROHOROHORO!! Dumb idiot!
@RobbyBevard:
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hiuc I'msh back from mah dhrinkin'! AND I AM SHOOOO DRUNK!
BUT NOT AS THUNK AS YOU DRINK I AM!
I remember the last time Robb….. Krieg got Drunk >.>
Glad I voted Krieg now <.<
tigerlilly, that is the best Absalom campaign ever.~
Sho… ahm I the WINNER YET?
Whuts that? I'm in... FOURTH?
I'm loshing to PERONA? and another girl? And shat Panda guy?
WHERE ARE MY hic GUNS?
What the– Pandaman is in second place?! Wat. I guess it doesn't matter just so long as Perona snags third. I already voted for her, but the sweets and chocolate also won over my heart. It's just too cute! Vote Perona!
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I didn't expect this match to be moved up but…here is my promotion, pure and simple.
! (The scene opens to a stage with a red curtain in front of it. It is unknown who is sitting there with the crowd apparantly missing or dissapeared. Suddenly, without warning, a feminine figure fades in from out of view. It is a female with long pink hair dressed in a black gothic-lolita styled dress with a large hat and a parasol in her hand. As she appears, we hear a voice in the audience.)
! Voice: WOO-HOOH, PERONA FOR NAKAMA!! PERONA'S THE BEST!!
! Perona: (to herself) Oh great, what is he doing here?
! Voice: PERONA'S STILL ON THE SHIP, SHE JUST HASN'T SHOWN HERSELF YET, I KNOW IT!!
! Perona: (to herself) If I'm going to get past this round, I need no distractions.
! Voice: (to himself) GOTHIC-LOLITAS FORE…
! (Without warning, a small white ghost with its tongue sticking out flies out of Perona's body. It flies towards the audience and then flies right back. The voice seems to instantly stop yelling as Perona claps her hands together and begins to speak)
! Perona: Well with that distraction out of the way, shall we begin? Greetings and salutations, people of Arlong Park who are reading this. As you may know, my name is Perona, the ghost princess. And as such...
! Offscreen Voice: Grrr, you're in this round too, Perona?
! Perona: (sighs) Perv-salom, is that you?
! Absalom: (offscreen) Well...yeah but...there's one major problem.
! (Absalom begins to appear on screen, yet appears in the case of coming in from on stage as opposed to merely fading in as in the case of his Suke-Suke no Mi power. However, he is connected by seastone handcuff to Don Krieg in a massive, gold-armored man with a purple crew cut who appears extremely angry and screaming)
! Krieg: My military might shows no bounds! If I were in the Grand Line, I would annihilate all of you! And if I were in the New World, I would be one of the greatest Yonkou in existence! You hear that, the greatest!
! Perona: (confused) And...who is he?
! Absalom: Grrr, the organizers this year saw both of us as incompitents and decided to put us together. The worst part: they had to use seastone for the handcuffs.
! Krieg: (yelling) I've been following what's been happening in the Grand Line and every last one of you are nothing against sheer military power! The Krieg armada is unstoppable!
! Perona: Listen, I'm in the midst of an important appeal to the readers to get past this round and I really can't talk to you right now.
! Krieg: (yelling) YOU CAN'T TALK!? WELL I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! IN THE FACE OF THE ENTIRE KRIEG ARMADA...
! (But before Krieg can continue his ranting and raving, a Marine with a handkerchief across his face descends down like a ninja and touches his armor, rusting it away to nothing within moments. Then, another Marine with his body like balls smashes Krieg several times, with a few hits likewise hitting Absalom (due to the seastone) but going through Perona. A third marine then appears from the other side and, with his arms spinning, wheels the duo away.)
! Absalom: Well, good luck with this, grrr....
! (As the stage clears, Perona is all alone again...)
! Perona: Oh...well...where was I? Oh yes...as such, we may have had our differences in the past. Many of you may feel rather mistrusting of me due to some reason or another: my appearance, my annoying laugh, my usage in the plot and whatnot. So then...
! Voice: (yelling) Ace! Where are you Ace!? It's your mother!
! Perona: (confused) Again?
! (Without warning, a beautiful blonde ghost with a red flower in her hair and a white dress floats by confused by what's going on)
! Female: Ace! It's your mother! Are you taking care of yourself? Are you getting enough to eat!?
! Perona: Um...I don't know who you are but...don't you remember what happened earlier?
! (From the same side of the stage, another ghost in a white hat with a tattoo on his face floats by to try and talk to her)
! "Tattooed Ghost": Rouge, your son did well in his last match. Don't worry about him so much and lets let this competitor have a bit of the limelight for the time being.
! Rouge: But Mr. Yorki, I'm scared for my son. Did you see what he was just up against?
! Perona: (to herself) My beloved Kumacy for one thing. (sighs)
! Yorki: I'm sure that Ace can take care of himself, so let's go.
! Rouge: Are you sure? What about...
! Yorki: Just trust me, alright? I've left a lot behind in life myself so I think I know quite a bit on that. Oh and girl...(stares down at Perona) If you come across Laboon later, tell him I said hi.
! (Rouge and Yorki leave the stage, the former humming "Bink's Sake" as they go. Perona is alone once again)
! Perona: (to herself) I try to make an appeal for votes and all this happens? (out loud) Anyway, I know we all have had our differences in the past, probably due to some reason or another, whether it be because of me in general or because of someone associated with me like certain crazy fans. However, let me say now that...
! (But before she can continue, a wet-haired creepy pirate rushes onto the stage, pushes Perona aside, grasps both his hands together and starts yelling out)
! "Wet-Hair": Oh God, please forgive me for the sins I have done to make me get to this point in the tournament! If I were to do it again, I would not and would devote my entire life towads...
! (But before he could continue, his body seems to erupt as the head of a cute, freckled mermaid pops out from within)
! Ishily: Help, this is Ishily and I'm still stuck in this nutty Caribou! He hasn't changed his tune one bit! If you know what's right, don't vote for him and cast a few towards me in the next round! (winks)
! Caribou: (angry) GET BACK DOWN THERE, MERMAID UNTIL WE GET TO THE SLAVE MARKET!
! Ishily: Someone call the...
! (But before she can continue, her voice gets muffled as she is stuffed into Caribou's swampy body. Perona stares as the wet-hair turns his eye towards her)
! Caribou: Well...I wonder how much ghost princesses go for on the market these days? I hear they're a real value to gothic lolita fans.
! Perona: You have got to be kidding me.
! (Yet without warning a massive, almond-headed giant storms the stage and walks by. On him, a humanwoid cookie-cutter shark is on top seeming to smirk as the giant picks Caribou up and continues to walk past)
! "Shark": Good work, Wadatsumi, I'm certain that we'll be able to punish this stupid human for what he's done.
! Caribou: Let me down you! I haven't finished!
! Ishily: (muffled and inside Caribou) What about me?
! "Shark": We'll deal with you all later. In the meantime...VOTE FOR DARUMA!
! (Daruma and Wadatsumi continue to walk by, with Caribou under their grasp. Perona returns to the stage alone trying to figure out what is happening)
! Perona: Why is this all during my appeal? (sighs) Anyway, let me say that if you do vote for me in this year's tournament, you are getting a changed ghost princess. While as cute as I typically am, I think my time with Zoro and Mihawk has made me realize my importance in the world and that, yes, I was very annoying to so many in my earlier years. Further, I have much more restraint than I used to and...
! "Female Voice": Hey, didn't I borrow a shirt from you once? Well I'm not paying you back at all!
! Perona: (facepalm) Oh great, not her too...
! (Without warning, a familiar orange-haired, super busty girl bounces on by bouncily in nothing more than a pair of jeans and a swimsuit top way too small for her own good but obviously done for the sake of fanservice.)
! "Orange-Hair": Well, you've been looking good, Perona. Haven't seen you since Thriller Bark...though as I said, I'm not paying you back for the shirt.
! Perona: Well I'm at least busty with some restraint on showing modest beauty, Nami. Can't you let me get back to my speech for a bit?
! Nami: Wait, this is your appeal time? Perfect, I can get in some extra voters too!
! (Name begins to remove the straps of her swimsuit, making it fall to the point where she hides it within her hands)
! Perona: Wait, isn't that kind of campaigning declared immoral by the AP staff?
! Nami: Shiawase...
! (She begins to open her hands up, but is suddenly lifted off the ground by a man with a huge bald spot and a beard with a cigar in his mouth and two swords for feet! Nami struggles and squirms, her body frozen in the gravity of motion, as she tries to speak)
! Nami: Ugh...not again! Come on, Shiki, isn't our interaction over?
! Shiki: I just want to let the girl have a bit of time to herself. She deserves it just like all of us. (turns to Perona) Now, girl, finish your speech.
! (A distinctive "Ji ha ha ha" is heard as Shiki drags Nami through the air and off stage with himself. Perona once again is alone)
! Perona: Well...I guess I don't have much time since...I doubt I could say very much with all that has gone on. Anyway, considering how weird and insane most of the rest of these people have been this entire time, I surely hope that's enough incentive to vote for me during this tournament! And trust me: if I don't do and act good, Mihawk's going to make sashimi out of me. So...see you and don't forget to vote for Perona this round!)
! (Perona fades away, her ghostly powers making her intangible and ultimately invisible. As she fades, we see Pandaman standing right behind where she used to be with his arms folded, as if he was waiting the entire speech for his cameo)
! Moral of the Story: VOTE PERONA!
AWRHIGHT! I'MS GOHHNA TAKE OUT THE hiccup COMPETISHION!
BAZOOKAS AND GUNS FILT TULL! I MEAN, FULL TILT!
BOOM BABY!
Do you want
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to meet THIS?!!
[qimg]http://i1001.photobucket.com/albums/af132/Mournsong/One Piece 6/Minna/13714710_p1.png[/qimg]DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS DISGUSTING PERVERT!!!
Ah, how I love my influence B)
IF WE HAD JUST VOTED GIN IN THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED.
Gin coulda just kicked Krieg's ass in one KO and Bobart would be safe.
HAPPY NOW?
Ah, sorry about wait, my loyal fans!!! I was digging through my scrap book, trying to find more pictures of myself!
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Here I am posing with my WW2 unit. As you can see, I am posing picture right, backrow!
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This is me hanging out with my american friends during their moon landing!! No sight of Ener or his spacies.. fortunately.
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Ah yes!! The fall of the Berlin wall! This was an intense day! I'm glad I was there to witness it!
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Here I am riding in between the American President and his wife on… on.. a terrible day... but I'm glad I knew them!
VOTE FOR ME AND MY EXPLOITS!
I AM THE ROUGHEST TOUGHEST HE-MAN STUGGEST HOMBRE THAT'S EVER CROSSED THE GRAND LINE!
THAT GUY GOT HIS WHOLE AWESOME SHTICK FROM ME!
hic An' I ain't no namby-pamby neither..
do NOT vote for this!
As our forefathers have read in the book of Absalom, son of David
Do Not Laugh at Your Drunk Krieg; Drink With Your Drunk Krieg.
I AM TORN!
My… grruua... fiance is doing so well... but just as the bastard Don Krieg said.. you better vote for us, or else!
I shtink… I shtink it'd time fhor a SINGALONG! THIS PLACE NEEDS TO BE A PARTY FOR MY WIN!
hic Even if I'm in fourth right now, SHURELY I WILL WIN!
Haven't been following this tournament, but I approve.
This thread also needs more Don Krieg 9000
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
Vote Perona or you`re Toast!
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
@RobbyBevard:
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I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern whore.
Fixed that for you
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Don Krieg, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
^
Wow I'm tempted to vote for you, everyone likes an intelligent man like that.
I don't mind that you're a bit evil and terribly smell of booze.
VOTE FOR ME AND MY EXPLOITS!
I also heard you once broke into the Watergate complex, while invisible. But you still managed to get caught.
I have to say that's kinda embarrassing…No wonder you have to fake the signatures on your marriage applications! :ninja:
NOW PLEASE WOULD YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! You can leave your dog here though. It's kinda cute.
Stop trying to sound smart you dumb yellow drunk!
Isn't this cake just adorable?! And–
HOROHOROHORO!! This cake ghost doggie is just the sweetest and cutest ghost doggie I've ever seen! Vote Perona if you love this ghost doggie!
I also heard you once broke into the Watergate complex, while invisible. But you still managed to get caught.
I have to say that's kinda embarrassing…No wonder you have to fake the signatures on your marriage applications! :ninja:
NOW PLEASE WOULD YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! You can leave your dog here though. It's kinda cute.
Insolent woman!! Silence yourself! (Would you like to be my wife?)
Or you'll suddenly be missing a certain.. pony avatar… garrurururuu.
WHY IS NO ONE SINGING? THERE'S IS SUPPOSED TO BE SINGING! AND DANCING! AND A CHORUS!
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
She is cute, it`s the truth
QUICK! Someone else give me something else to blow up! My drunkedness is wearing off!
I NEED TO DESTROY AND CONQUER!
Crafty Rupert. Trying to broaden the demographic of votes Krieg could get by pairing him with Absalom to appeal to both sets of fans at once …
@RobbyBevard:
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QUICK! Someone else give me something else to blow up! My drunkedness is wearing off!
I NEED TO DESTROY AND CONQUER!
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Damn. In all this madness, I accidentally forgot to vote for Don Krieg.
How the crap did that happen? I don't know. But I feel an intense amount of shame for it.
You stupid drunk! Why would anyone vote for you?! All you do is destroy stuff and look yellow and ugly!!
Look at these sweets! You'd have to be blind not to vote for me! Vote Perona!!
Damn. In all this madness, I accidentally forgot to vote for Don Krieg.
How the crap did that happen? I don't know. But I feel an intense amount of shame for it.
It's okay, I forgot to vote for Rouge. There are casualties on both sides.
Crafty Rupert. Trying to broaden the demographic of votes Krieg could get by pairing him with Absalom to appeal to both sets of fans at once …
Do you have ANY IDEA what it is like to be in a tournament match against someone, in this case Absalom… and be told that "No matter who wins, we all lose?" Only to then fall in the next round? And then the following year not even make it through the prelims?
IT IS HUMILIATION AND I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I AM THE GREATEST AND I WILL WIN THIS DAY!
Damn. In all this madness, I accidentally forgot to vote for Don Krieg.
How the crap did that happen? I don't know. But I feel an intense amount of shame for it.
IF I LOSE THIS BY A SINGLE VOTE, I WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME! YOU I WILL BLOW UP!
@RobbyBevard:
IF I LOSE THIS BY A SINGLE VOTE, I WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME! YOU I WILL BLOW UP!
Should that occur, I will gladly accept any punishment, for I know that I deserve it. But, if that does happen, sir, would you put one vote in for Hiking Bear, for me? In the end, that's all I ever wanted.
perona and krieg battling for third place. . .?
This is madness, why is he not number 1?
In Arabasta's sandy silence, all alone,
Stands a gigantic Leg, which far off throws
The only shadow that the Desert knows:
"I am great Don Krieg," saith the stone,
"The King of Kings; this mighty City shows
"The wonders of my hand." The City's gone,
Nought but the Leg remaining to disclose
The site of this forgotten poneglyph.
We wonder, and some Hunter may express
Wonder like ours, when thro' the wilderness
Where London stood, holding the Wolf in chase,
He meets some fragments huge, and stops to guess
What powerful but unrecorded race
Once dwelt in that annihilated place.
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Look at these dilicious ghostly desserts! Free for anyone who thinks they're adorable and who votes Perona!! Horohorohorohoro!
http://rhinestonearmadillo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/09/nightmare_pinkcakebox_2.jpg
This, 'Nightmare Before Christmas' thing is just too cute!
:ninja:
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Shame Krieg was defeated and carried off like a pussy by that latino guy, never to be seen again.
But I gave a vote to appease Rup. But more cus Absalom's coo'.
What the hell is wrong with you. Don't let yourself commanded around like the bitches of this disgusting pervert! FIGHT BACK!
NO Vote for Krieg is A Vote for humanity, straight sex, and CAKES!
VOTE PERONA and SHIKI to save us all from this abysmally disgusting creep.
@RobbyBevard:
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IF I LOSE THIS BY A SINGLE VOTE, I WILL KNOW WHO TO BLAME! YOU I WILL BLOW UP!
Your loss will probably be my fault B)
You actually have to resort to anti-campaigning.
What happened to you Juvar, you used to be cool.
And this cookie house!
[qimg]http://www.candylandcrafts.com/images/2104-4319fullyassembledcookiehouse.jpg[/qimg]
It's delisious, adorable, and edible! Vote Perona!! Horohorohorohoro!!
Holy Shit. I was gonna vote Perona but decided I'd voted one to many and chose her to be dropped. BUT I WANT THAT CAKE HOUSE.
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IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU CAKE.
I will attack a restaurant and force the chefs to make one for you.