Happy Women's day!!!
Here are my presents
! Q:Why can't women drive? A:Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom Q:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A:Nothing, somebody already told her twice. Q: Why did God make women? A: You think he's gonna wash the dishes?
! Q: How long does it take for a man to make dinner?
A: As long as it takes for him to get out the belt! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything! Q:How many men does it take to open a beer?
A:None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
! Q:If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
A:Made her chain too long.