I found this on a youtube video, enjoy.
3 men were in a cafe. The first man said i think i have the smallest arm in the world!!
The second man said I think I have the smallest head in the world!!
The 3rd man said i think i have the smallest dick in the world!
they go to the guiness world records first man comes out happy: Yay i got the world record!
the second man comes out happy: yay i got a world record to
the third man comes out screaming: WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER???!?