One Piece Mafia

[Harvady Alumnus]

Yes you can. Also, there is no deadline. The game will be over before you know it.

GAME IS BEGIN

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_Ah, lunchtime. Three students are slacking off in the classroom of Third-Year Class Sea. Sansuke, Namie, and Zoromichi. You guys are always making trouble for the school in some way or another, and today's no different. Your classmate Luffyshirou is back from lunch. He runs into the room and takes his seat, ready to get down to work. He reaches into his bag only to find that it's empty.

"HEY! Somebody took my notebook! It's got all my notes in it! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STUDY!??!1!"_ _He breaks into gear second and rampages out the door, punching Kmohyudin on the way out. Seeing as you were the only ones in the room, one of you is guilty. Luffyshirou's going to tear apart the school to find his book. If that happens, you'll all get detention for life. You'd better find out which one of you took it, and condemn that person to the Okama's/Principal's office.

Everyone looks at each other, wondering what each person knows. It'll come down to **who witnessed what.

One person saw exactly what happened.

One person just thinks they did.

The last person is the one what did it.** I'm counting on yoooooooo~u!_

[Kitsune Inferno]

Alright you curly-bastard. Start talking.

draws swords

[Mr M]

i am just a alcoholic :(

dont kill me

[trappedolphin]

okay, I don't know any of these characters so I have no idea who's curly and who's… not.

how shall we start?~

[Mr M]

i know what you did zoromichi!

[Kitsune Inferno]

I know what I saw, you swirly-jerk!

You better start talking!

You dumbass Home Ec slacker!

[trappedolphin]

@metteminne:

i am just a alcoholic :(

dont kill me

I hate drunks. A drunk driver killed my cat. You're now my top suspect.

[trappedolphin]

Translation: I witnessed Namie.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Come on out, you dumbass swirly-brow!

If Ace-sensei shows up, I'll be expelled for bringing swords to school!

[trappedolphin]

or worse…... Principal Akainu!! (I forgot Japanese for principal :/)

half-serious: Kitsune seems rather... vicious. eager for to draw blood, perhaps? then again, maybe foxes are just like that.

[Kitsune Inferno]

But right now, I just wanna sleep.

Let me know when you find the slacker. snore

wakes up five minutes later in the locker room

How did I get here!?

[Kitsune Inferno]

Curly-brow, I know you moved me here in my sleep!

If you don't 'fess up, I'll get Chopahiko to come steal all of your girly Home-Ec goodies!

[trappedolphin]

egads! the criminal must have done it! the villain strikes again!

gosh we're off-topic.

[trappedolphin]

wait, so:

Kitsune (apparently) witnessed Namie (I assume this is the curly-haired vixen you keep referring to).

metteminne witnessed Zoromichi

I witnessed Namie

how can this be? at least one person's lying for sure.

[Kitsune Inferno]

All right, you hopeless love cook! Just because you bake a million cookies for Robiko doesn't mean you'll win her love! She can't even taste the sweetness anymore because of all that smoking.

But I know you two will get along just fine, because both of your breaths smell like shit!

SANSUKE, show yourself, you shitty-smoking-brow. You dumbass #7!

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

All right, you hopeless love cook! Just because you bake a million cookies for Robiko doesn't mean you'll win her love! She can't even taste the sweetness anymore because of all that smoking.

But I know you two will get along just fine, because both of your breaths smell like shit!

SANSUKE, show yourself, you shitty-smoking-brow. You dumbass #7!

… I'm sorry, I have no idea about half of what you just said cos I don't know my character. XD

okay so I take it that you witnessed me? So Me --> Namie --> Zoromichi --> Me.

hmmmmm.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Of course you witnessed Namie, you just want to see that devil woman's panties! She charges way too much for that though!

trappedolphin, you're that shitty love cook, Sansuke, are you not?

[Kitsune Inferno]

If you two are still confused:

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Mugiwara_Theatre_-Red-Hair_of_Class_3-_Sea_Time

[Silent K]

Sorry, I'm a bit busy with revising for exams right now… I'll wait for this one to start.

[Sky]

I wanna play!! Am I too late?!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Sansuke, I bet you do want to go to Principal Bon Clay's office?

That way you can follow your maiden heart freely!

Vote Lynch: Sansukedolphin

You shitty-seven-brow cook!

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

Of course you witnessed Namie, you just want to see that devil woman's panties! She charges way too much for that though!

trappedolphin, you're that shitty love cook, Sansuke, are you not?

yeah I'm Sansuke, I meant that I don't know who or what Sansuke is. but thanks for that link, things make MUCH more sense now.

admit it, Namie! you totally stole Luffy's whatever to sell it to the black market and earn lots of blueberries!

don't worry my darling, I'll forgive you as long as you let me make you the most delicious blueberry pie on earth~

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

Sansuke, I bet you do want to go to Principal Bon Clay's office?

That way you can follow your maiden heart freely!

Vote Lynch: Sansukedolphin

You shitty-seven-brow cook!

you have to bold your vote.

… wait. why did I just teach you how to vote for me? Dangit Zoro! you're always getting in my way!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Unvote: trapsuke

That devil woman Namie probably did it.

[Mr M]

sansuke , you are making things up

zoromichi admit that you took it cause you are stupid!

[trappedolphin]

@Kitsune:

You shitty-seven-brow cook!

don't insult my eyebrows, you piece of seaweed! I already get enough nagging from Mihawk. :getlost:

metteminne, you just accused both me and zoromichi. this is highly suspicious.

[Mr M]

wait guys , kit already knew that dolphin was sansuke

so he is clear

then dolphin is the bad one!

[Kitsune Inferno]

Be quiet, you money hungry witch!

Your greed will drag you straight to hell!

Vote Lynch: Namie AKA metteminne

[Mr M]

i am thinking now

first i was rp ing

it was fun :)

[trappedolphin]

enough suspicion on mette for me.

Vote lynch: metteminne

[Kitsune Inferno]

I think the joke here is that even the person who did it doesn't know they did it.

[Mr M]

damnit zoromichi , you idiot!

dont do it!

vote lynch:sansuke

[Kitsune Inferno]

And it's over.

Even though I didn't get to lynch that hopeless love-smoke-home ec-seven-swirly-shithead.

[trappedolphin]

that's because Zoro did it, and he's such an idiot he doesn't even know it. :getlost:

mette, it's too late. you have two votes.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Let's see how wrong I was :D (This was fun going off of no information)

[Harvady Alumnus]

GAME IS END

Write up soon.

[Mr M]

fools !

i was a good person

:(

[Sky]

I wanna play!! Am I too late?!

Damn….anyway, that game is crazy.

[trappedolphin]

the real aim of the game is to prevent Harvady from figuring out our playing styles. :D

[Kitsune Inferno]

kmohyudin was the book thief all along.

I KNEW IT

[trappedolphin]

I should have never trusted that bear!!

[Mr M]

fools , fools ,fools

i said fools

[trappedolphin]

still fooling around, mette?

[Kitsune Inferno]

That was my aggressively insane playstyle.

[Mr M]

@trappedolphin:

still fooling around, mette?

yeah best thing i can do

[Sky]

XD, I was practicing on epicmafia as well.

[Kitsune Inferno]

Training on the mountain too, I see?

Wait, why am I even training? I'm the host!

[trappedolphin]

seriously? … everyone seems to have improved. I'm going to lose so badly in the next game.

[Sky]

Nah, its almost nothing like the Mafia game here. It usually only takes about 10-15 minutes or so.

[kmohyudin]

WTH did I get punched??