Baroque Works Disco Bar (Crack Filled.)

Mr M

Because….you're not my AP Buddy List. (I chose to only accept PMs from users that are on the list. Should I add you?)

you should

going on topic now , why was it filler?

Skyrius

Yes please XD I don't want to spam you or anything but at least add me for the next week so I can keep you updated. I sent the messages so far to your email that you listed for AP

We'll stop this convo here. Just PM me

MetaMario

@Skyrius:

Yes please XD I don't want to spam you or anything but at least add me for the next week so I can keep you updated. I sent the messages so far to your email that you listed for APPARENTLY

Done. Only because, well, checking PMs here is faster and more convenient. Plus I gonna know what's up. XD

Just in case you didn't read my edit on my last post, I did read the e-mail.

GypsyCarts

Filler due to it's size and no plot moving forward.

Yes. There is a plot in it…somewhere.

piratemarimo

Hey guys I'm back!! Unfortunately I had to leave for a few hours, but I think I get the basic picture of what happened. Had a feeling that was bound to happen sooner or later at the rate we were going. :P

Anyways, I love the new part about Mihawk proposing to me. but if it's filler, isn't that like it never happened? Although a jealous Crocodile is entertaining.

GypsyCarts

I'm debating if it should of happened or not.

Mr M

i say that marimo can decide it :ninja:

piratemarimo

Given a choice I'd want Crocodile back in my harem, but Mia somehow managed to steal him away from me and is preventing him from returning despite his jealousy (I knew he still cared!!). One day I want to have an epic reunion scene with Croc akin to the Strawhat reunion that hasn't happened yet. Only with more crack.

GypsyCarts

Does the sound of Crocodile singing to you with a sombrero trio in the back make you happy?

Miadestroystokyo

by akin to the strawhat reunion, do you mean you are going to meet Crocodile in a bar and smother his face into your cleavage?? :ninja:

you have my permission to borrow Crocodile while I steal Sanji's tie.

@GypsyCarts:

Does the sound of Crocodile singing to you with a sombrero trio in the back make you happy?

I.HAVE.FANART.OF THIS.
gimme a second :ninja:

GypsyCarts

@Miadestroystokyo:

you have my permission to borrow Crocodile while I steal Sanji's tie.

I.HAVE.FANART.OF THIS.
gimme a second :ninja:

I was wondering who gets his tie! It's yours.

…You're kidding.

piratemarimo

@GypsyCarts:

Does the sound of Crocodile singing to you with a sombrero trio in the back make you happy?

@Miadestroystokyo:

by akin to the strawhat reunion, do you mean you are going to meet Crocodile in a bar and smother his face into your cleavage?? :ninja:

you have my permission to borrow Crocodile while I steal Sanji's tie.

… Both of these ideas sound fantastic actually. For some reason the word "sombrero" makes me crack up. It would be loads funnier if I was actually even remotely similar to Nami's figure though.

And Mia... your avatar.. it's so fitting and so sad. There's so much irony.

GypsyCarts

I shall add this in.

Miadestroystokyo

DIS IS A LOOOVE SONG FOR YOUUU PIRATEMARIMOOO
REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST MET AND WE STARTED TO FLIRT
I INTRODUCED MYSELF THEN I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT
WE MADE LOVE LIKE ANIMALS THE NIGHT WE FIRST MET
THEN GYPSY TAPED IT. AND PUT IT ON THE NET.
DIS IS A LOOOVE SONG
I MAY BE NO CELINE DION BUT….
DRAMATIC PAUSE MY HEART WILL GO ON......

GypsyCarts

It…exists...

So much inspiration.

piratemarimo

O.M.G. I love it!! XD You're killing me. If you can dream it, someone in the world has made it.

GypsyCarts

Really? Because I can think of some really strange things.

Someone give me a character that would sing pop tunes.

Miadestroystokyo

@piratemarimo:

O.M.G. I love it!! XD You're killing me. If you can dream it, someone in the world has made it.

Mihawk has put on a snazzy new tie and his elegant suspenders kept for special occasions and slicked back his hair and look he even tucked his shirt in…. ALL TO PROPOSE TO YOU.

but Crocodile in a jealous drunken rage decided to interrupt Mihawk by loudly and obnoxiously singing mariachi tunes and making dumb faces.
CROCODILE GETS WHAT CROCODILE WANTS.... AND IF HE DOESN'T...?
TEMPER TANTRUM THAT'S WHAT.

@GypsyCarts:

Really? Because I can think of some really strange things.

Someone give me a character that would sing pop tunes.

Akainu. Akainu has a Britney Spears shrine. It is called his bedroom. POSTERS. POSTERS EVERYWHERE. he listens to her first few CDs every night alone in his room while lighting candles and WEEPING at the beauty of it all.

GypsyCarts

Mihawk would make the proposal romantic. But with his excited laugh: "MI HAW HAW HAW."

You ring would be shaped like a bat though. He needs to keep that theme.

piratemarimo

Crocodile throwing a temper tantrum is something I can picture quite easily, funnily enough. I mean, that's basically what he did when Whitebeard kicked his ass right? He got all mad and decided to ruin everyone else's lives when he couldn't get what he wanted (King of the Pirates) and spent at least 20 years of his life plotting and, I'm guessing, stabbing a voodoo doll of Whitebeard all the while to pass time.

ROFL at Akainu being a Britney Spears fan. WHUT. Someone needs to draw this now.

GypsyCarts

Akainu is a slave for you. Like his favorite song. He can sing.

Skyrius

Slow down guys XD This was one of the problems in the main thread, the rate at which we were posting. As well as the random one liners.

I will admit though, Crocodile singing a love song to Piratemarimo will probably make me choke on my food laughing. But Gypsy isn't the one who tapes the blackmail footage, I do. :ninja:

trappedolphin

imma go in order.

1. is Jango running around in the party hypnotising other people? no other way i would be ditching Shanks for Coby. Coby's cute, but Shanks is…... Shanks. :wub:
2. you and Shanks. with jetpacks. and stars. and a glow-stick party without me. you are so fortunate that the crack thread is closed right now.
3. another reason why i'm not mad is that you gave me a duet with Shanks. with Eye to Eye. i can SO see that happening! we would rock it like crazy and have so much fun. this makes me happy.
4. i have to say it, even if it's embarrassing. the last line made my lip tremble a little.

@Skyrius:

But really, "My Heart Will Go On?" XD We're at a rainbow crack disco rave and we sing sappy Titanic songs???

I KNOW RIGHT ISN'T IT AWESOME.

@Skyrius:

But Gypsy isn't the one who tapes the blackmail footage, I do. :ninja:

i've taped blackmail footage before, too. but that was only once - although i think we can all agree that it did have fantastic consequences.

also, Mia: i love your avatar. i love that you're stealing ties and belts all over the place and no one's making an actual effort to stop you (other than Croc). and that fanart? seriously. seriously.

GypsyCarts

@trappedolphin:

4. i have to say it, even if it's embarrassing. the last line made my lip tremble a little.

Our team song is Rise by Samantha James anyway. SO TREMBLE AT THIS

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trappedolphin

i actually like it! i was expecting some crazy techno crack thing, but that song is nice and actually seems meaningful.

right… back to the topic, then.

GypsyCarts

Yeah. I'm stumped for the next part.

piratemarimo

Akainu as a closet Britney Spears fanboy, YOU FOOL. Seriously, I want this crack to happen in the story. I'm sure you can work that in somehow. Just a suggestion. actually more admirals in general. I feel like you've been neglecting them.

GypsyCarts

They have been neglected. Don't blame me, there are like 50 people at this party. He gets to sing this song next part:

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GET THAT MENTAL IMAGINE IN YOUR HEAD

GypsyCarts

PART 16

Akainu is a Slave for You

AND NEW! Links to the songs INSIDE the story. In case you have to hear them.

! …AKAINU HAS THROWN BACK WAY TOO MANY DRINKS AND IS NOW REQUESTING BROOK PUT ON BRITNEY SPEARS. Taking off his red jacket, he waves it over his head like he’s a sexy-copter and slides on his knees towards the stage.
is blaring over head and he already has a dance for it. Going for it, he shakes everything a man his age should never shake. Aokji and Kizaru are fighting the urges to either vomit or join. But Aokji sees Whitey Bay licking her plump lips at him and he decides to get down and jiggy with his bad self. Ditching Kizaru to stand at the bar with his hands in his pockets. BartArt hands him a drink and readjusts his fake moustache he had to don to hide from Enel; who is furious that he took Makino from his grind line. Akainu is moaning out lyrics to the seductive song, shaking his muscular ass in Piratemarimo’s face. She’s already malfunctioning at the marriage proposal, and now Magma Fist is in her grill. Kizaru is cracking up and screeching things like: “IT’S YOUR DUTY TO SHAKE THAT BOOTY!” While BartArt eyes Enel, who is sweeping the room for the man who took the cute bartender from him. Most of the Fandom Pirates are done singing Titanic and are back to their partying, and as I walk back to get my drink from X Drake, Enel smacks into me. I throw a kick for his shin and he jumps back, hitting Kizaru. He chuckles and runs because his drink spilled on Enel parachute pants. His dash sweeps as fast as lightning past Aokji, who is doing the worm on a bar top to impress Miss Whitey Bay. The Britney Spears changes to
, and this makes Magma lose his mind with enthusiasm. Grabbing the nearest babe, who happens to be Nia, and he turns her around to go for it. As he sings to her, Crocodile interrupts his song that is making Nia angry with a strum of guitar. He stands on stage with a rose in his mouth, a humongous sombrero and a large guitar in his hand. Behind him stands a mariachi band composed of: Zoro, Inazuma and Izou. All in a monteras, since Usopp was handing them out at the door. They start to sing a brilliant version of
for Piratemarimo. Her poor little brain can’t take it at all, so she dashes away from the group with sparkly tears dripping down her cheeks. Broken hearted, Mihwak falls to his knees and screams in the ache. Crocodile can’t see her over the lights and assumes she’s just loving the music. But she takes Trapped by the wrist from Shanks, who was showing her the jetpack he used earlier to sob to her friend about her night. Masha worries over Piratemarimo while Marco returns with her drink. But her worries are stopped at the sight of Akainu on the ground looking what looks like he’s trying to pelvic thrust the bulbs on the ceiling, Aokji doing the sprinkler with sound effects and Kizaru joining in with a fairly good Elvis impression. Her stare of the foolishness sends Marco and her into a spat since she’s ignoring him. Throwing her purse over her shoulder, she storms away to find someone else to talk to, leaving Marco in a huff. He’s joined by Thatch and Lucci who are about to bet on how long it takes Cindry to smack Gin with a plate. He’s furiously hitting on her, because they both look like the living dead. Before they can even lay their cash on the table, she smack him with a dish. He falls to the floor, kicking LaCaSiNa off her barstool. The drink from her hand spills all over her cami, so she heads to her car to get a change for her top and is spotted by Inazuma. He takes her stain to be a fashion choice and runs after her to find out where DID she get that top. This shorts Crocodile’s band, causing them to sound like crap…

Elisabeth Heart

Dude…the hell ?

:3

Picturing Akainu dancing makes me wince in disgust. Is that what you wanted Gypsy ? Is it !?
And now he's moaning sexy lyrics… Erg...
No not Nia !
Hopefully, all the while I'm hanging with Sabo, right...? Right !? è_é;;

Good job ;)

GypsyCarts

Yes. Sabo is there to hold you while you cry about the Admirals being tools.

Masha

@GypsyCarts:

But her worries are stopped at the sight of Akainu on the ground looking what looks like he’s trying to pelvic thrust the bulbs on the ceiling

OHGAAWD, what a "nice" mental image, I'm now traumatized!
And yeah, I'm dateless now.. this makes me a sad panda, hope we will be able to reconcile again! :happy:
Also, this party gets more and more insane with each chapter! XDDDDDD

GypsyCarts

Don't worry, remember the slow-motion reunion for Charmedward and Ace?

OH YEAH YOU TOO

Elisabeth Heart

@GypsyCarts:

Yes. Sabo is there to hold you while you cry about the Admirals being tools.

Upon reading the words, Elisabeth's eyes widened quite greatly. "He.. he.. holds me ?" she stammered.
A soft giggle escaped her trembling lips.
"He holds me~"
Elisabeth swirled around in Gypsy's direction to hug her tightly before gamboling away under a ray of golden light that seemed to shine only for her…

(thank you :P)

GypsyCarts

BE GLAD. I want to held by Sabo.

_Eli was draped in the dark waves of Sabo's jacket. Breathing in the scent of coins and earth, she grinned through the traumatic tears. Feeling the movement of her mouth against his chest, he inclined his head to her crown and whispered into it:

"It's over. You can look now."

Instead of jerk back, like he'd expected, Eli Heart shook her head. Burrowing her face a bit more into a comfortable position, she laughed. "No. I think I can sit like this for a while."

Sabo chuckled, it vibrated his warm chest. "I figured."_ Better now?

Skyrius

You people are complete and totally insane.

XD I can't get the mental image out of my head, thanks Gypsy. If you don't mind, I'm going to choke laughing in the corner over there.

GypsyCarts

Just picture Aokji doing the worm. That's my favorite thing ever written.

Masha

@GypsyCarts:

Don't worry, remember the slow-motion reunion for Charmedward and Ace?

OH YEAH YOU TOO

~~FUCK YEAH!!!!~~I mean, thank you! :happy:
@GypsyCarts:

Just picture Aokji doing the worm. That's my favorite thing ever written.

falls down from her chair
All right, you've got me! laughs and rolls around the floor like an idiot

Elisabeth Heart

Her jaw had gone slack out of shock but her eyes were hungry for more… Elisabeth read again and again, slowly and slower, so that the sporadic flicker of images would form clearly in her mind. She swallowed dryly and closed her eyelids, sure of one thing, that night she would have trouble to find sleep without thinking about the young man's embrace.

edit : I actually found my (dream) 'location' thanks to you :P

GypsyCarts

Aokji did cheer leading in high school, so he knows how to dance.

You're welcome, Eli.

Mr M

aokiji doing the worm…

this needs to be animated!

BartArt

@GypsyCarts:

BartArt hands him a drink and readjusts his fake moustache he had to don to hide from Enel; who is furious that he took Makino from his grind line.
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While BartArt eyes Enel, who is sweeping the room for the man who took the cute bartender from him.

I see you found some inspiration in the picture thread : D

Loooooving this:happy:

GypsyCarts

I'm glad you guys are still enjoying this. :)

Cyber-Robin

nice filler chap. I take it I've sort of….wandered off somewhere? XD

piratemarimo

@GypsyCarts:

He stands on stage with a rose in his mouth, a humongous sombrero and a large guitar in his hand. Behind him stands a mariachi band composed of: Zoro, Inazuma and Izou.

This is the greatest mariachi trio EVER. Someone draw this NOW. You've made my day with that alone, without even counting the fact that Croc has a sombrero or the way Mihawk falls to his knees or the admirals dancing.

GypsyCarts

They fit each other so well. Too bad Inazuma's hair already looks like a montera.

Local, I forgot where I put you. There are so many of us, I can't seem to shove us all in one part.

CharmedWard

The admirals? Damn just their single Ladies dance had me scared for life…Imma need alot more alcohol.....
And the WORM? Serious Aojiki?! -.-' Someone give that guy dance lessons right now.....anyone here know how to body-pop or breakdance? Thats what I'd like to see.....OH! I'd DIE LAUGHING if I saw Gedatsu breakdancing! He'd end up balancing on one leg looking all confused while me and Pervypirate would heckle him yelling "YOU'RE SO CARELESS!"
.......crack breaks my mind

MetaMario

Hahah, another awesome chapter by Gypsy.

Akainu a fan of Britney Spears? Sweet, dirt on the Justice Man!

Skyrius

I do believe Gypsy's managed to break more than one brain through the sheer power of crack in this thread. I know I'm never, EVER going to be able to take ANYTHING OP related completely seriously ever again. Even in the most dire of events, there's going to be a TINY voice in the back of my head that remembers this. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at that revelation >_>;;

GypsyCarts

There is going to a be the mega battle of the century between Luffy and Akainu…and you'll just picture him crumping the stars.