A:All of the above.
Q:Why do MSN translators suck s much at OP? I mean c'mon, it has the easiest names to translate in Manga history!
A:All of the above.
Q:Why do MSN translators suck s much at OP? I mean c'mon, it has the easiest names to translate in Manga history!
A: shudders
Q: Doesn't this seem identical to the "stupid question/answer" thread?
A:Yes, but partially because we often forget to include "What if", take both of us as the latest examples.
Q:What if this thread was closed?
A: Then I wouldn't pe posting this
Q: What if it is in reality closed, and I've only got the illusion of people posting in my head?
A:Then you'd be high.
Q:What if getting high wasn't such a low thing to do?
A: Then everyone would do it all the time.
Q: What if Luffy had eaten the Mera-Mera fruit & Ace had eaten the Gomu-Gomu Fruit?
@Voodzik:
What if went back to more serious questions?
@Me:
Nobody said we had to be serious.
A/Q:Who eating the Flame Flame Fruit?
A1: Then Ace would be OP main character, and you would fall asleep everytime.
A2: Captain AWB1
Q: How did Bon Kure scaped from the marines?(see actual cover story)
A:He mooned them.
Q:What would Blackbeard's tapdancing mime do?
…he would travel to New York to eat salt potatoes!
What if Fullbody and Jango were okamas? 0__0
A/Q:You mean Jango isn't an okama?
A: No, he just like little children. That's why he went after the Usopp Pirates.
Q: What if I hadn't have made that Michael Jackson refrence?
A:Then it wouldn't be funny.
Q:What if Fullbody and Jango are okamas?
A: More fun, than before…
Q: what if, some random guys would come to luffy, and say to him, that he is luffys father?
A: Weeeeelll…..I don't know.
Q: What if i hadn't been so tired today? Would I have passed my lit test?
A: Yes.
Q: What if Man-Faye (this kinda ugly, hairy & everweight guy who goes to a lot of anime conventions dressed as Faye from Cowboy Bebop) became man-Nami?
Man-Faye
WARNING:
Pic is really, really, really, really ugly. With hairy man-ass! Don't say I didn't warn you.
A:Sanji will try to impregnate the wrong Nami.
Q:Will he find out?
A. The world may never know.
Q. What if Robin got pregnant on the ship?
Then Sanji and Zoro(both in love with her) would jump:
WHO DID IT!?
IT WAS YOU, WASN´T YOU!?
YOU…!!
Each one kicks the other out of the ship(they both fly out the ship)
What if Luffy had transformations like Choppa?
A:Then CHOPPER's name would actually be "Choppa".
Q:Are the HK subs your only alternative? That's sad.
No. Learn Japanese.
Why is japanese so difficult?
A:Because the Japanese school system is made and run by jerks.
Q:Do you feel sorry for Azrael?
Azrael…(remembering) Stupid cat in the Smurfs? No.
Do you feel sorry for Bambi´s mom? (dunno, the first thing I thought ^^)
A:I don't think I've seen Bambi, so I can't say I have.
Q:Azrael as in that large, black man teaching English to Japanese kids. He's been Kanchoed in the groin twice recently. The 1st time, he was carrying various things with no free hands, and both times, he has been bandaged. The feind who did this has been nicknamed Watson. Now do you feel sorry for him?
A: Depends on the kind of English he's teaching.
Q: What if Luffy used brass knuckles?
A: ouch >.<
Q: what about if luffy used a gun?
a. wouldnt matter cuz ppl in OP dont die if they get shot by guns XD (well..exception of kuina maybe )
q. what if nojiko had joined the crew instead of nami?
A:I wouldnt be here right now.
Q:What if Sanji Acidently…damnit how do you spell it....ANYWAY,
Impregnets Ussop?
A: He'd have a lot of explaining to do.
Q: What if Robin was a bird?
a. all the (real) robin fans wouldnt be here XD
q. what if bellmere was never killed?
A: the universe would explode! DUN
Q: What if the word wasn't ok? what if the word was 'Whatif'?
Wouldnt matter because people in OP dont die if they get shot by guns. (well..exception of kuina maybe)
Kuina fell down the stairs. o.0 I think you mean Bellemere.
A:Then we would all be confused.
Q:What if the next island on Grand Line was Mata-Nui?
A: I don't know what that is.
Q: What if you told me what it is?
A: pretty sure it's something from lego bionicle?!
Q: What if i could ask the question…'Who the beep likes lego bionicle???'?
A: Nobody would raise their hands.
Q: What if I were to say that I don't know what lefo bionicle is?
A: I would tell you I'd made a spelling error and I've know changed it.
Q: What if the crew were all turned into chimps except for chopper who had the soul mission to change them back?
You don´t miss anything.
What if we could crossover OP with any other anime-cartoon? (bobobo, Danny phantom…could Naruto beat Luffy?) NO!
A: Go wash your mouth out with soap this instance!!
Q: What if there was no water in OP world?
With soup? ok ^^
A: There would be no fun
Q: What if Aokiji falls to the ocean and freeze it, and all the oceans, and he makes a new Ice Age?
A:Then he will become Grand Line's 1st movie director.
Q:I am thinking of the right Ice Age, right?
A: I dunno, I dont watch 2nd rate movies!
Q: What if Luffy was actually a girl, but forgot to mention it to his crewmates. =D
A:Then One Piece would be a hentai, with all the times you see his chest exposed.
Q:Or does he have Japanese boobs?
A: Yes, he has japanese boobs.
Q: What if I were too ask you WTF are japanese boobs?
A:Japanese boobs, like any other thing made in Japan, are much smaller.
Q:So Nami is American?
A: Your guess is as good as mine.
Q: What if Ronald McDonald was a pirate?
A:Then that big purple douche he hangs with is his 1st mate.
Q:What if Don Krieg kicked Luffy's ass.
A:Then that would suck because Kreig is a big, dumb gorilla baby who doesn't know when to give up.
Q:What if 50 of your ships and 4,900 of your crew members were massacured in a mere week? Would you give up or think the only thing you're missing is information?
A: The only thing you need is information. Namely, where Mihawk ISN'T. :D
Q: What if Nami were a boy?
A:Then Sanji as well as half the OP fans in the world would be gay.
Q:What about the other half?
A:They would be bisexual.
Q:What if Usopp ran out of ammo during his fight with which ever Cp9 member he goes against.