@Nia:
So THAT'S where all those scenes came from. XD
it is awesome
but there is a opening were
kuro attacks arlong
mr 3 attacks wapol
buggy doesnt get pwnd
i need to find that one!
@Nia:
So THAT'S where all those scenes came from. XD
it is awesome
but there is a opening were
kuro attacks arlong
mr 3 attacks wapol
buggy doesnt get pwnd
i need to find that one!
One of my favourites:
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It seems that it was really THAT Impel Down video that I meant that got taken down.
Well, let's see how long this one is going to be up.
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@Nia:
It seems that it was really THAT Impel Down video that I meant that got taken down.
Well, let's see how long this one is going to be up.
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THIS. This was it. You're a lifesaver.
THIS. This was it. You're a lifesaver.
I'm so glad I saved it! But … I got noticed already :ninja:
"Dear FlauschRara, Your video,
, may have content that is owned or licensed by UMG."As a result, your video is blocked in these locations:
Germany"
LOL, YouTube. I shouldn't be able to watch the video I uploaded myself.
@metteminne:
it is awesome
but there is a opening were
kuro attacks arlong
mr 3 attacks wapol
buggy doesnt get pwndi need to find that one!
COULD be Grand Battle 3. If I remember correctly that has stuff like that. I remember there being a Hina bondaging Usopp's nose XD
My washing machine just went insane. Bubbles…so many bubbles...
Damn you, Kafila!
Anyway. I love these one shot crack fics.
Piratemarimo's.
! The costumers in the restaurant couldn’t eat. They were busy eyeing the feathered man who insisted on sitting atop his table than the chair. His date was banging her spoon on the edge of her bowl. The soup inside ripped with each aggravated clank. After his fourth piece of the complementary rolls was swallowed, he grinned at the annoyed woman.
! “Nice pick. This place is fancy.”
! “Which is why you should be in a seat…dear.”
! Doflamingo snickered and leaned over towards her face. “That’s what you get for putting me in a suit.”
! “You still wore the feathers.” She glared at the pink mass around his shoulders. “You could have picked one to match my dress at least.”
! “What does it matter?” He picked up another roll. “Green look terrible on me and besides, it’s not like you’ll be wearing that dress long after dinner is over.”
! Piratemarimo gasped and dropped her utensil. “Doflamingo!” She hissed, eyes darting to the guest around her. “You could at least act like we have some manners and grace! Oh…god. PUT THE BUTTER ON THE ROLL LIKE A PERSON.”
! The blonde man had dipped the roll into the butter stick and dragged it back. Caked with the gooey topping, he tore the piece off and chewed in obnoxiously in her face. “Why? I’m sitting on the knife.”
! “You’re humiliating.”
! “And your sexy when your irritated.”
! Before she could retort with her humiliation, she spotted a man enter the dining hall. He was tall with dark hair slicked back away from his face. A cigar between his lips and scar etched across his cheeks. A woman held onto his arm, a smug look drawn on for being on the side of the trophy. The man tipped his head towards a booth beside, to Piratemarimo’s horror, her and Doflamingo.
! “OH NO.” She slid down in her seat.
! “What now?” Her date smirked. “Should I hold my glass with my pinky out?”
! “No, it’s my ex!” She checked her reflection in the dirty spoon. “Crocodile!”
! “Your…?” He whipped his head around and spotted the target. “Oh, that guy? Who’s the dame with him?”
! “How should I know?!” Standing up, she put her hands to Doflamingo’s chest. For a split moment, he thought she was seriously going to jump him right there. But, his grin was dashed from his face in an instant when she shoved him off the table. Falling back, he caught the chair just in time. “SIT. DOWN.” She said in a low and toxic voice.
! “A warning would have been polite.”
! She shot him a glare as Crocodile sat down next to them. “Quick.” She muttered to Doflamingo, who was adjusting in his seat. “Tell me I look pretty.”
! “Why should I do that fo-”
! “Because we love each other and you like how I look!” She said warningly.
! Tipping his sunglasses down to peer over them at her, he squinted his eyes. “I must say,” He said loudly enough for Crocodile and his date to hear. “Your ass looks delicious in that dress.”
! The date of Crocodile’s choked on her drink and Crocodile raised and eyebrow at the feathery man. Piratemarimo turned her head away from the couple’s direction. Doflamingo, with a satisfied smile on, put his sunglasses to the top of his head.
! “Charming.” Piratemarimo said, tossing her napkin at him.
! “You asked for it. Don’t push me around.”
! “Some date you are.” She cautiously let her gaze shift towards Crocodile, who met her gaze with a smile.
! “Marimo!” He said with enthusiasm. “So lovely to see you here!” Taking her hand, he kissed the top of it.
! Doflamingo laughed and kicked his feet to the top of the table. Dirt from his boots flecked onto the tablecloth. “How you doin’, Croc?”
! “And who might you be?”
! “Doflamingo.” He pointed a toe at Piratemarimo. “Her date?”
! The woman scowled, and Crocodile held out a hand to shake the blonde man’s. “Indeed. Nice to meet you.” When the shake was over, he called over the woman he had arrived with. “Might I introduce my own date for the night, Gypsy.”
! Doflamingo took an extra moment to stare at the lady’s boobs when she walked over. Piratemarimo, not missing his stare, kicked his seat from under the table. His glasses fell off and into his soup. Gypsy giggled as Crocodile sighed. “Pleasure.” She said sarcastically. Piratemarimo wished to sink into the floor from all this shocking embarrassment.
! “Man, and these were new too.” Doflamingo said, pulling out the dripping plastic. “And weren’t easy to get.”
! “Oh? Expensive tastes?” Crocodile inquired.
! “Yeah, since I can’t afford them, they were a bitch to steal.”
! “Doflamingo!”
Yes. I will stick myself in all of them. MWHAHAHA.
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OH.MY.GOD what is this awesomeness
edit: I suppose 'Sail on' by manylemons was recommended ten times already?
NEW PERSON!!!!!!
Whatever. Welcome.
Have some of this:
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COULD be Grand Battle 3. If I remember correctly that has stuff like that. I remember there being a Hina bondaging Usopp's nose XD
i found it its grand battle 2
thanks cyber
guess i will now try to find request from now on , cause i dont know what for pics i should post
And some more pictures.
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! @GypsyCarts:
! > Charmedward mimicked a scowl. “Believe it or not, but I can survive without seeing your pecks every minute of everyday.”
! That is probably the biggest lie I will ever tell in my life
! @GypsyCarts:
! > “At least I wrestled you into a shirt for today.”
! I wrestled him? majour nose bleed
! @GypsyCarts:
! > The car turned into the parking lot of the Bepo Clinic.
! BEPO CLINIC?!?!?! AHAHAHAHA EPIC
! @GypsyCarts:
! > “Charmedward! Come on! Just let me go home and sleep! You can make me soup and we can cuddle until I’m better.”
! Yus please =D
! @GypsyCarts:
! > Charmedward pulled out a small book and began to read it quietly.
! I would as well!! Always take a book to the doctors with me XD
! @GypsyCarts:
! > “Dr. Law will be in here shortly. So, stay put.”
! Dr Law? Stay put? Gypsy, Ace is the ill one, not me! Theres no way I'd leave that room!!
! @GypsyCarts:
! > “That is if you chains will allow you to re-”
! So crackself likes Ace in chains too? Hell yeah
! @GypsyCarts:
! > He got better and Law and Gypsy had a steamy affair in the test room.
! @GypsyCarts:
! > I'll just pretend not to have read that ;)
Gypsy, m' dear, you are without doubt the most stupendous person I've ever met. Thank you, very much insert glomp here
To all you other people: I'd like your opinions please, on the Fandom pirate's ship should I be the helmswoman of crack? Sailing our ship through crack infested waters under Gypsy and Mia's direct guidence? Only problem is I have Zoro's sense of direction. Today I got lost in my school and I've been there for over 4 years almost every day -.-'
Or should I be the mascot?! It's a cracky request in itself, but I'm the youngest girl here. Picture me as Chopper - except Cyber/local won't chase after me with Robin.
pictures you as Chopper
Go stand next to that busty woman. Look happy and innocent.
Gypsy, m' dear, you are without doubt the most stupendous person I've ever met. Thank you, very much insert glomp here
Glomps! Yes!
Those are so insanely fun to write. I like embarrassing you guys to the max.
Glomps! Yes!
Those are so insanely fun to write. I like embarrassing you guys to the max.
Damn, I'm already scared! XDDDD
But your stories are really fantastic!
Masha, you are without a doubt, the sweetest person of the Fandom Pirates.
Masha, you are without a doubt, the sweetest person of the Fandom Pirates.
Really? Thank yooouuu~! tackleglomps :wub:
-Crawls out of the ground- I LIVVVEEEE. Sorta. I might need a respirator from digging through this topics pages. I lost a lung to laughing.
@GypsyCarts:
And some more pictures.
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Silly Mihawk. Did they get a twister board that has a sword on it instead of a hand? I want it. XP
And the others make me laugh XP Especially the Pie and the height one .__. The Height thing friends used to do to me all the time -Is short-
The Fandom Ship should be made entirely out of chocolate and popcorn…. And Skittles as decorations so we have the rainbow :D AND THEN A giant Fedora sitting on top of the main mast that also serves as a lookout, AND THEN a bow tie on the figure head, that figurehead is Chopper's love able face that'll be even more love able because it's made out of chocolate.
@metteminne:
epic video is epic
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<3 <3
I have a fairly big amount of gorgeous scenery pr0n in my computer, so if you would happen to find pictures helpful I can compile a folder for you and give you a download link.
That would be nice.
Anyway. I love these one shot crack fics.
Piratemarimo's.
! The costumers in the restaurant couldn’t eat. They were busy eyeing the feathered man who insisted on sitting atop his table than the chair. His date was banging her spoon on the edge of her bowl. The soup inside ripped with each aggravated clank. After his fourth piece of the complementary rolls was swallowed, he grinned at the annoyed woman.
! “Nice pick. This place is fancy.”
! “Which is why you should be in a seat…dear.”
! Doflamingo snickered and leaned over towards her face. “That’s what you get for putting me in a suit.”
! “You still wore the feathers.” She glared at the pink mass around his shoulders. “You could have picked one to match my dress at least.”
! “What does it matter?” He picked up another roll. “Green look terrible on me and besides, it’s not like you’ll be wearing that dress long after dinner is over.”
! Piratemarimo gasped and dropped her utensil. “Doflamingo!” She hissed, eyes darting to the guest around her. “You could at least act like we have some manners and grace! Oh…god. PUT THE BUTTER ON THE ROLL LIKE A PERSON.”
! The blonde man had dipped the roll into the butter stick and dragged it back. Caked with the gooey topping, he tore the piece off and chewed in obnoxiously in her face. “Why? I’m sitting on the knife.”
! “You’re humiliating.”
! “And your sexy when your irritated.”
! Before she could retort with her humiliation, she spotted a man enter the dining hall. He was tall with dark hair slicked back away from his face. A cigar between his lips and scar etched across his cheeks. A woman held onto his arm, a smug look drawn on for being on the side of the trophy. The man tipped his head towards a booth beside, to Piratemarimo’s horror, her and Doflamingo.
! “OH NO.” She slid down in her seat.
! “What now?” Her date smirked. “Should I hold my glass with my pinky out?”
! “No, it’s my ex!” She checked her reflection in the dirty spoon. “Crocodile!”
! “Your…?” He whipped his head around and spotted the target. “Oh, that guy? Who’s the dame with him?”
! “How should I know?!” Standing up, she put her hands to Doflamingo’s chest. For a split moment, he thought she was seriously going to jump him right there. But, his grin was dashed from his face in an instant when she shoved him off the table. Falling back, he caught the chair just in time. “SIT. DOWN.” She said in a low and toxic voice.
! “A warning would have been polite.”
! She shot him a glare as Crocodile sat down next to them. “Quick.” She muttered to Doflamingo, who was adjusting in his seat. “Tell me I look pretty.”
! “Why should I do that fo-”
! “Because we love each other and you like how I look!” She said warningly.
! Tipping his sunglasses down to peer over them at her, he squinted his eyes. “I must say,” He said loudly enough for Crocodile and his date to hear. “Your ass looks delicious in that dress.”
! The date of Crocodile’s choked on her drink and Crocodile raised and eyebrow at the feathery man. Piratemarimo turned her head away from the couple’s direction. Doflamingo, with a satisfied smile on, put his sunglasses to the top of his head.
! “Charming.” Piratemarimo said, tossing her napkin at him.
! “You asked for it. Don’t push me around.”
! “Some date you are.” She cautiously let her gaze shift towards Crocodile, who met her gaze with a smile.
! “Marimo!” He said with enthusiasm. “So lovely to see you here!” Taking her hand, he kissed the top of it.
! Doflamingo laughed and kicked his feet to the top of the table. Dirt from his boots flecked onto the tablecloth. “How you doin’, Croc?”
! “And who might you be?”
! “Doflamingo.” He pointed a toe at Piratemarimo. “Her date?”
! The woman scowled, and Crocodile held out a hand to shake the blonde man’s. “Indeed. Nice to meet you.” When the shake was over, he called over the woman he had arrived with. “Might I introduce my own date for the night, Gypsy.”
! Doflamingo took an extra moment to stare at the lady’s boobs when she walked over. Piratemarimo, not missing his stare, kicked his seat from under the table. His glasses fell off and into his soup. Gypsy giggled as Crocodile sighed. “Pleasure.” She said sarcastically. Piratemarimo wished to sink into the floor from all this shocking embarrassment.
! “Man, and these were new too.” Doflamingo said, pulling out the dripping plastic. “And weren’t easy to get.”
! “Oh? Expensive tastes?” Crocodile inquired.
! “Yeah, since I can’t afford them, they were a bitch to steal.”
! “Doflamingo!”Yes. I will stick myself in all of them. MWHAHAHA.
NEW PERSON!!!!!!
Whatever. Welcome.
Have some of this:
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. The first image was positively amazing!! I've never seen that one before!! :wub::wub::wub:
Thank you for the one-shot. You have no idea how happy that makes me.
@ Cyber I love your voice.
I'm a little disappointed I missed a mini AMV party, but I promise to post some stuff too! I got this really great Sanji AMV, so hopefully it's still on youtube.
FFF- you people go fast XD I went to bed, woke up, snuck onto the computer, and found all these pages.
Ugh, I think I got heatstroke yesterday. It's really hot over in the California right now (even though it's autumn >_>) so I've got a headache. I'm going to keep my time on the internet short so I can get some rest. So, mass update go!
First, updated bios!
! TIMEZONE
! Skyrius: America, Los Angeles GMT -8
Trapped: Asia, GMT +8
Gypsy: America, Georgia GMT -5
Masha: Moscow, GMT +3
Eli: Paris, GMT + 2
BartArt: Iceland, GMT + 0
PervyPaulieFancier: Orange County, GMT -8
Piratemarimo: Minnesota, GMT -6
Nia: Bavaria, GMT + 1
Meta: America, New York, GMT -5
Myehmyeh: GMT -5
Cyber-Robin: GMT +0
Charmed: GMT +0
Nami: GMT +1
! Missing: (just need a confirmation, but I'm pretty sure these are right)
Mia (XD You don't have to tell us where you live, but do you know your timezone? I'm trying to figure out when's the best time to post when everyone's awake. Yes I'm a nerd, shhh)
! NOTE: These are standard times based off of the Greenwich Mean Time. However, due to it currently being Daylight Saving Time, all time zones add 1. For example, the UK is normally GMT + 0, being the same as Greenwich Mean Time. Currently, they are GMT +1. So all countries which observe Daylight Saving Time add 1.
! BIO:
! -Ages and Gender
Piratemarimo: 17 (female)
Cyber-Robin: 22 (male)
Gypsy: 18 (female)
Meta: 15 (male)
BartArt: 20 (male)
Charmed: 15 (female)
Nia: 19 1/2 (female)
PervyPaulieFancier: 24 (female)
Eli: ??? (older that 24) (female)
Skyrius: TIME LORD bricked (female)
Trapped: ??? (female)
Masha: 18 (female)
Mia: ??? (female)
Myehmeyh: 19 (almost 20) (female)
Nami: 21 (female)
! OBSCURE INFO
! Gypsy: All American, short and has big chest much to my delight. Straight and perverted, I am about to start CNA training next Tuesday and am excited as hell. Throughout high school I did theatre and was damn good at it. I make fan characters like it's a dire requirement for fandom. I will not eat out in public, I've never dated a guy more than three months and I burn incense everyday.
Extra info: I have frequent dreams of my teeth breaking or falling out completely. When I was young, I'd jump off my back steps with a broom in hopes to fly. Once a year, I read The Wizard of Oz. And have no idea why. I cry every since time I read the Seventh Harry Potter book.
Skyrius: 1/4 Japanese and basically I live in Japan or China each summer with whichever side of the family I'm visiting. I'm currently taking Kendo (I'll be finishing up the 1st dan soon. UGH THEORY TESTS T_T), archery, and Jeet Kune Do. I love fights, both watching and participating (don't worry, they're sanctioned fights, like competitions….........most of the time). My friend and I currently have a webcomic in the works. I've fallen from the top of a 47 foot redwood tree and survived (parachuting accident) with no major injuries, just a sore wrist.
Nia: I’m ¼ Austrian, ¼ Rumanian, ½ German, 100% Bavarian. I have a very close relationship with my 14 years old car (it is a male car, by the way). Wherever I am, I need to wear my choker. That's been going on for nearly a year now. I have to feel that subtle “strangling” sensation or I’ll feel awfully weird. Same goes for my watch. I’m totally lost without it. Or my glasses, but that’s a given. I’m strangely afraid of looking into mirrors at night. Starting October, I’ll study the law. Since 2006 I am working part-time at a stationary shop and loving it. Sorting pencils is awesome. I have no sense of direction. Also, I have a really hard time remembering faces and names, especially those of women for some reason (they all just … look so much alike, damn it!).
extra info: Pen name- Lex Peters, Hattori fangirl; apparently has many dreams in which she dies, but doesn't wake up, continuing to dream from third person POV
Eli: Elisabeth Heart (I don't know why I put Eli in here but it's okay, you can call me Eli) 100% French. I smoke (a hell lot). I swear (a hell lot not in english though, c'est vraiment trop con d'ailleurs putain parce que qu'est ce que j'adore dire putain et merde et a la con de chiotte et traiter mes amies de putes, a tout bout de champ vraiment ca fait chier). I have the most beautiful cat in the world. I also have a tiny shrimp living in a globe that doesn't need any feeding. I was addicted to Ragnarok Online. I have an iMac. And my country house is name 'les crottes' which means 'the poos' plural of poo ? (my grandmother mainly bought it because of that) (Skyirus: She and Piratemarimo seem to have a slight fear of dolphins)
Piratemarimo: I hate being touched or poked, especially on the back of the neck. 1/2 Japanese 1/2 Chinese. Born and raised in Minnesota, but temporarily went to live in China, visited Japan a few times. I've never stayed at the same house for more than a few years, but we've always stayed in Eden Prairie because of the school. I've traveled to Washington D.C. and Israel with the same teacher (There were two teachers per trip and the second teacher was different for both trips) and different groups of students. A handful of people from the first trip also went on the second one). I tend to be very anti-social. After the Israel trip, I became more attached to people, though only certain people. Ironically, I hate when people write themselves into fanfiction. Gypsy's story is the only except ever made and frankly I myself am surprised at this fact. I have a good memory when it comes to certain things. Because of this, I tend to hold grudges against people for a very long time. Even if I can't do anything about it, I tend to obsess about it if I'm not preoccupied with something. I feel like an insomniac, however, perpetual lack of proper sleep allows me to take a nap at any given time (usually). I am obsessed with Stephen Colbert. I'm angry at myself for being so far behind on the episodes right now. Stephen is possibly the only thing that rivals my obsession with One Piece. (Skyrius: She and Eli are apparently afraid of dolphins XD)
Meta: I love anime/manga, but no one in my family shares my interest. I'm kinda the wild card. I was born and raised in New York, been an OP fan since I was like 10 years old (that was the 4kids dub, I liked it back then). I'm a tad anti-social, but I do have lots of friends. Any more details I should share? Oh, favorite color is red. Yeah, I think that's a good rough synopsis.
Trapped: i'm 20. i feel like i'm one of the oldest here. which makes me feel silly for fangirling so much, but eh. i live in this tiny little country that has no states and is represented by a dot - yes, a dot - on the world map. some of you will probably know which country i'm talking about. it's really small so i don't feel comfortable saying it on the Internet in case of creepy lurking stalkers. my dream/goal is to become a clinical psychologist, it's not going to be easy but it's something i'm really passionate about.
extra info: Her theme song, I'm a Chingstah, will be posted every time she needs to mass update.
BartArt: Eumm yeah, I'm 20, I'm learning classical singing. I want to become a musician and music producer. I like to design some clothes as well. Thats it!
Myeh: I am openly perverted. I love my friends, especially the ones that are also perverted. I have a fear of the ocean. I intended to stop reading manga and watching anime before turning 20. (Won't happen.) I apparently look a few years younger than I am and can still get away with things like going trick-or-treating; I'm going this year, hahaha!!! And I shall cosplay as Mayuri. >:3
Charmed: XD ….umm.....100% British, I move house once a year on average. Have Zoro's sense of direction, short-sighted and wears glasses for distance/PC reading, hates to see Ace and Luffy shipping as an actual couple (INCEST) I'm in love with the medieval period. I would name my first born daughter Elizabeth (haha Eli-heart!) Am very much like Robin with the books/history/quite nature. (Though you wont see my quite side in a crack thread)
Nami: I'm evil. No, I'm not. Well, yes I am. I fuckin love PINK. And black. And Orange. And pink/orange. And Nami And… I have a pink Laptop. And... I love Cola. I Love Skulls. See, I'm totally Random. I draw. Not much. Sometimes too much. No, I can't draw Fanarts.. I just.. can't. I smoke too much and my Mobile Phone is pink, too. I love to write english substantives big. The first Letter u know. Because germans do. Is that enough random Shit now? I can write more. Well, not really... It's getting tough. Oh gosh, what do I do here XD
extra info: I'm always tired. ALWAYS. I never ever had a Hangover, even though I drunk too much. Just have too sleep and everything's fine again. No Headache, no dizzieness or other hangover symptoms. Most people think I'm somewhat around 15/16. And I totally love to act like a 7yearsold. I LOVE the Disneyprincess. I like to buy things with them on it. I puff cold meals on spoons. I can't help myself. Time is a problem for me. Once I came 1 1/2hours late to work.. not because I overslept... Favorite Number: 7 and 14. Favorite Animal: Cats and Pandas, Butterflies and Squirrels. I hate foots. Scared of darkness. I hate coffee. I get used to everything. I love Money.
Masha: My real name is Maria. Masha is a diminutive name and it sounds nice, so I use it as a nickname! ))))) Internet addict, adore all kinds of sweets and junk food, enjoy playing Pokemon and arcades, loves cooking, hanging out with my awesome fandom friends, kinda immature, always positive, laugh a lot… maybe sometimes even too much! )))) Use lots of smilies in conversation))) Hates cold weather, getting up early and Japanese homework, but has to do it! XDDDDDD
C-R(Local-chan): I suit up mostly every day. Cus suits are awesome. I have WAY too much Robin and Chopper merch. And even WAY more Doctor Who merch My fave char is Robin. I wuv her so much Second fave is Chopper. Cus he's adorably manly. Best game ever is Legend Of Zelda series Second best is Suikoden. I once used to wanna be like David Tennant, even had the hair. I used to have long hair. People used to come approach me on the streets and ask to touch it. If Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy. Why doesn't he speak when humans are around? I used to hate RoCho. Then I started writing Robin Who crossover and he was the companion. Things exploded from there. I write anything….provided I'm bribed first. I like my Ales. That is all....for now. I'm not only British. I'm Local. TO EVERYWHERE (Skyrius: C-R IS MY FELLOW TIME LORD shot)
! The current (confirmed) girl to guy ratio is 14:4 (we need more guys XD)
! FANDOM PIRATE CREW
(details to be changed at any time, so post whatever position you think this crack-filled crew needs <3)
! The apparently only official position at the time:
! Captain: Mia The creator of this cracktastic thread, and thus, the Fandom Pirates. Her word is law…..as much of a law as we can have in a place like this.
! POSITIONS PEOPLE HAVE ASKED FOR
! Log keeper: Skyrius (in charge of the bios, banner and other clerical duties)
Doctor: Cyber-Robin (ladies only apparently, although I think he might grudgingly help the guys in emergencies…maybe...as a last resort)
BartArt: Musician (YAY!)
Eli and Masha: Our duo cooks The chef and barmaid, master-apprentice, but who is the master and who is the apprentice??? bricked
Gypsy: Navigator of Crack In other words, she determines the crack level of our crew, and inadvertently the danger level. Navigating through the treacherous waters of fandom, the higher she turns up the crack-o-meter, the more dangerous our crew becomes. <3
Piratemarimo: Bishie record keeper Given her ability to amass a harem of OP guys within our crack story, I think she should be sort of like the stock keeper. Like a cross between the ninja position and record keeper.CollectBring the guys in and be in charge of seeing who goes with who anddistributionnegotiations. She's also in charge of the wiki page for this thread should it ever be made.
Trapped: Ninja Our lovely shadow in the night who fades into the moonless sky, bringing the faint scent of rainbow chocolate raves as she spirits away OP characters for our cracktastic party.
**Nami:New recruit But of course, unlike other crews, our new recruit is special. She's the one who gets to run around guiding the bishiesguys to different places, gathering up material for more crack-ish fun, and throwing out random ideas and comment to keep the place jumping(Skyrius: NAMI! You've been in the crew long enough to request your own position. You can keep the one I've given you, but I recommend coming up with your own crackish stuff. It's more fun that way <3)
Pervy: Rum safeguard The obviously trustworthy and completely diligent safeguard of the Fandom Pirates' rum supply. She's also in charge of ensuring that all OP and FP (Fandom Pirates) members are sufficiently inebriated to survive the sheer crushing level of crack that would suffocate a rational, sober person.
Nia: Bird Keeper Our local Hattori lover, and keeper of all feathered friends. No pirate crew is complete without one, obviously.
! Everyone else feel free to jump aboard, Mia get to approving job positions XD To everyone thinking of job positions, rather than imitate existing positions in the SH crew, I think you should make up your own. I mean, this crew is way to tipsy-ly lopsided to try and keep with conformity. We could have a ninja, who's in charge of kidnapping characters to our wild parties, a "negotiator" for when that doesn't work, the adviser of crack, chief of party, TIME LORD, I dunno. There's not need for normality. <3
! PHEW XDD Have pity on the girl who has to dig out all the fact buried under our crack. Nah, just kidding, you guys are great.
! Brainstorming for positions: Ok, these are just some ideas I'm throwing out, but I was reading through everyone's posts and I just came up with some positions I think might suit you guys. This is in no way your mandatory job, just brainstorming. If you like them, feel free to use them.
! Currently none. I will come up with positions if anyoneis too lazyfeels that they have an inadequate imagination (WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE. NOBODY HAS A BAD IMAGINATION >____<)
! LURKERS WHO HAVE RECENTLY JUMPED IN
! Due to the fact that there are quite a few lurkers who pop in, post 2 posts, and then never show up again, I'm limiting this to people who have actively participated recently. I don't mean to be harsh, but you have to realize that with the rate this thread and its members are growing, unless there's some sort of "initiation" or "entry requirement" that we'll be swamped in a matter of minutes. Anyways, if you guys want me to update your bio, just put whatever crackish info you want for me. It doesn't have to make too much sense. XD A significant part of the "official bios" seem to be about suits, fedoras, and time lords. If you are uncomfortable giving any information, it is by no means required. It's just me being anal, honestly. You will be given new positions after I find the time to get off my lazy ass and edit this stuff XD In the mean time, here's thefresh meantnew guys. Pending simply means yours truly is still trying to think of afailwitty description.
! Wyvren Wing: Position within crew (New Recruit); Age (uknown); Gender (I could guess and it's usually obvious but for the sake of consistency, unknownconfirmed); GMT (unknown)
Pearlcougar: Position within the crew (New Recruit); Age (unknown); Gender (unconfirmed); GMT (unknown)
mettemine: Position within the crew (….er, I'm honestly not sure what to say about him. While he's on this thread, he's been on and off long enough that I can't really call him new....er, so just pick your own position mette XD); Age (uknown); Gender (male); GMT (uknown)
Sussi: Position within the crew (Negotiator (pending)); Age (25); Gender (Female); GMT (+2); extra info: Real name is Susanne, lives in Sweden, and is a substitute teacher/couch potato.
LaCaSiNa: Position within the crew (Shadow Looter (pending)); Age (21); Gender (Female); GMT (+3); extra info: Real name is Sabina, lives in Finland, and is currently a student. IS ALSO ONE OF THE FRONTLINE FIGHTERS. Alongside Skyrius and Masha.
! LIST OF RULES:
! The unofficial rules of this thread. These are subject to change at any time. Or swap. Or increase. Or decrease. Anything goes really.
! 0. Do it with a DON!
1. FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAS.
2. Shanks is mine. all mine.
3. No one marries me or piratemarimo without the other's permission.
3.14159265. Makino is BartArt's.
4. Mihawk and Doflamingo are piratemarimo's. (BFF, does Croc still apply or have you transferred him already?)
5. No more than one crack story segment posted per page.
6. Ace belongs to Eli.
7. Nami and Sanji are Nami's to tie ribbons on. do not steal them from her or she will send you to waffle heaven. However she has consented to share Sanji with Pearlcougar
10. Robin is Cyber-Robin's. Or Chopper's if you must. Nami or Luffy's at a stretch… Maybe Hina.
11. Everyone who posts must wear a Bow Tie.
12. If no Bow Tie. Wear a Fez.
13. If it's Wet. Drink it.
14. Coby and Bon belong to Skyrius.
15. Masharco.
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.
432. only one fight can go on at a time on the Fandom Pirate ship.
! I just proposing these for now
! 27: If you've posted more than 10 posts on this thread in an hour, your bouncer kindly recommends taking a 30 minute break to go outside and breathe fresh air. Don't worry, it won't kill you. And don't mind the bat, she only kindly recommends it.
! BART! Make that song! thumbs up Then I can add it here.
! In the meanwhile, Gypsy's unofficial crack parody lyrics
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out a dark,
It’s a thread for us all,
And it wins for one and all…
! In the Park,
Through the fight,
Look around,
It’s a crime,
That our crack,
Still thrives.
Cooking up,
Something vile.
! And now we’re acting like chimps,
‘Cause we’re One Piece fans,
Got a feeling that I’m frisky,
In Gypsy’s crack gag.
! With my fandom turned on,
I’ll party ‘til the mornin’
But tonight,
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! Come to grind,
We’ll allow,
But your clothes,
Aren’t allowed.
It’s imperious,
We get down.
Because stupidity,
It’s what you’ve found.
! And now the pirates are trashed,
Having fun with fans,
Everybody’s in fedoras,
But Usopp’s in a fez.
No one gets jaded.
And we’re all fascinated.
Readers so
! We don’t give a
We don’t give a
We don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! Now then:
! @GypsyCarts:
! > Had a One Piece dream last night:It also meant the death of Trapped. Just…you're so cruel.
! Well, it opens up and I'm standing in line at a Target. I'm buying just some useless things like makeup and that junk, but I notice that the cashier looks familiar. I crane my neck to see them better and it turns out to be Marco. He's ringing up stuff half-heartedly and for some reason I think to myself: "I have to hurry, or my ride will leave without me."
I finally get up to the counter and he doesn't say a word, bit for some reason hands me a key. Baffled, I'm like: "What's this for?" And he just shrugs and says in a voice that sounds a lot like Matthew Morrison's: "Someone said give it to Emily." And I'm all: "You don't know me." But he just goes on and that's when I notice that there is a guy in a suit in the doorway of the shop.
The suited man is a man who used to work at my old high school, I approach the door and he stops me like: "Did you get it?" I nodded and he leaves with a jetpack. Confused further, I step outside to go to my car. Now, I usually drive a green Taurus, but in this dream I had a '57 T-bird AND IT WAS AWESOME. Though, I'm not driving. You know who is? FREAKIN' GARP.
I jump over the door on the passenger's side and toss my belongings in the back. We talk for a second and then I bring up the key. Garp hits the breaks and is like: "It wasn't time for you to get that." Which, of course, makes me get all sad and stuff, since I felt I had done something wrong. Garp tells me we have to go see some guy named Jeremy, so he drives in the opposite direction of my home.
Jeremy turns out to be Crocodile. And he's pissed because they key was supposed to come from him not Marco. What's odd about Crocodile and this meeting is that 1. It's in a Starbucks. 2. Crocodile is wearing a turtleneck and is smoking a pipe. And 3. I'm in a bathing suit. (ARGFH I DON'T KNOW WHY.)
Jeremy (Crocodile) tells me that the key is to a safe box in the basement of a bank, and that I needed to get there before my wedding. And I'm like: "I'm…what?" Garp claps me on the back and it like: "You're getting married on Whitebeard's ship, remember?" I squeal about how I have no idea that I'm engaged, but as soon as I look to my left hand, I have a ring. Crying out in shock, I stand up and spill coffee on some box Crocodile has. He tsks and picks it up. "Your wedding gift might be ruined." He says, wiping it off.
So Kaku is apparently my fiance, and Puck from Glee is his best man. (By the way, this entire dream is not only all in cartoon but black and white too.) I'm trying to get this key to a bank and not miss my mystery wedding. All while Garp's Hawaiian shirt changes and I get nasty phone calls from wedding guest.
! IT WAS AN ODD DREAM.
! I both feel pity for your infested mind and uproarious hilarity at it. This was awesome. Wonderful way to start the day. No wonder you're in charge of our crack Gypsy. Just look at your dreams. I still think I should be slightly worried about you and Trapped.
! @piratemarimo:
! > See the thing is, if I tried to explain it, I'd be giving away a major spoiler. But the main thing I need is what kind of city this story takes place in. I think one chapter has to be dedicated to describing the setting otherwise it's just going to feel random. Can anyone give me some ideas? Give me some general thoughts on what you think a city includes e.g. park, movie theaters, etc.
! This is just my personal opinion, but my favorite setting is those 1920's film noir mafia settings. Silent, arching apartment buildings rise up over alleyways, where shadows of the night slink through. A shabby motel's neon lights flash, dying out. A single large building looms over our protagonist. The city as well would often be a setting at night, with the flickering streelight casting an etheral glow over two figures. The red embers at the end of their cigars flicker then die, a trail of smoke-
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YOU READ NOTHING. MOVING ON
! @GypsyCarts:
! > Monkey L. Luffy.YEAAAAAAAAAA.
Anywho. You know, there are times I wish I could draw to use flash and make this party into a video. -depressed-
! XD I can use flash, or I can teach you. I doubt I have the time for large projects like a used to.
! So many Sanij pictures XD I need to go edit my links again, darn.
! And epic reviews and openings. Has everyone already seen the FMA opening crossover with OP? It's rather famous and awesome, but if there's someone who hasn't, I will force it down their throat.
! @Cyber-Robin:
! > I think I'm the only one who thinks that Linkin Park and One Piece should be kept faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from each other.
! No you are not. I find Linkin Park's songs to be often too depressing for a series filled with wackiness, drama, and hope like One Piece.
! @LaCaSiNa:
! > These are my favourite amv's of OP.! OIe4ZqJ9wFo
! LUX AETERNA!!!! OMG. Have you people ever watched Requiem for a Dream? That's the theme song. One of the most heart-wrenching, slightly nauseating, and deeply thought provoking movies I've watched. And I'm never watching it again. >_> Powerful movies tend to do that to you.
! The other one I refuse to watch, since I don't need a sobfest first thing in the morning T_T
! XD So many AMV's. That's quite a bit of mood whiplash right there.
! @Nia:
! > I'm so glad I saved it! But … I got noticed already :ninja:"Dear FlauschRara, Your video,
, may have content that is owned or licensed by UMG.
No action is required on your part; however, if you are interested in learning how this affects your video, please visit the Content ID Matches section of your account for more information.""As a result, your video is blocked in these locations:
Germany"
LOL, YouTube. I shouldn't be able to watch the video I uploaded myself.
! That's both…..oddly hilarious and very annoying at the same time. Youtube is really stupid about stuff like this sometimes.
! @Wyvren:
! > The Fandom Ship should be made entirely out of chocolate and popcorn…. And Skittles as decorations so we have the rainbow :D AND THEN A giant Fedora sitting on top of the main mast that also serves as a lookout, AND THEN a bow tie on the figure head, that figurehead is Chopper's love able face that'll be even more love able because it's made out of chocolate.
! Wait what. Then my challenge for when rules conflict…..who can eat the most chocolate in 15 seconds.....WHO CAN EAT THE SHIP THE FASTEST????**
You'll be happy to know I stocked up on Crocodile pictures today. I went through a quick phase of him.
AWESOME Croc/Mihawk/Dofla picturessssss!!! <3
My favorite AMV… Shanks tribute, and it's actually Shanks image song!!
Yes ladys, he sings!!!
:wub::wub::wub:
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Eh. MORE PICTURES. I'm on a role.
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FFF- you people go fast XD I went to bed, woke up, snuck onto the computer, and found all these pages.
Ugh, I think I got heatstroke yesterday. It's really hot over in the California right now (even though it's autumn >_>) so I've got a headache. I'm going to keep my time on the internet short so I can get some rest. So, mass update go!
First, updated bios!
! TIMEZONE
! Skyrius: America, Los Angeles GMT -8
Trapped: Asia, GMT +8
Gypsy: America, Georgia GMT -5
Masha: Moscow, GMT +3
Eli: Paris, GMT + 2
BartArt: Iceland, GMT + 0
PervyPaulieFancier: Orange County, GMT -8
Piratemarimo: Minnesota, GMT -6
Nia: Bavaria, GMT + 1
Meta: America, New York, GMT -5
Myehmyeh: GMT -5
Cyber-Robin: GMT +0
Charmed: GMT +0
Nami: GMT +1
! Missing: (just need a confirmation, but I'm pretty sure these are right)
Mia (XD You don't have to tell us where you live, but do you know your timezone? I'm trying to figure out when's the best time to post when everyone's awake. Yes I'm a nerd, shhh)
! NOTE: These are standard times based off of the Greenwich Mean Time. However, due to it currently being Daylight Saving Time, all time zones add 1. For example, the UK is normally GMT + 0, being the same as Greenwich Mean Time. Currently, they are GMT +1. So all countries which observe Daylight Saving Time add 1.
! BIO:
! -Ages and Gender
Piratemarimo: 17 (female)
Cyber-Robin: 22 (male)
Gypsy: 18 (female)
Meta: 15 (male)
BartArt: 20 (male)
Charmed: 15 (female)
Nia: 19 1/2 (female)
PervyPaulieFancier: 24 (female)
Eli: ??? (older that 24) (female)
Skyrius: TIME LORD bricked (female)
Trapped: ??? (female)
Masha: 18 (female)
Mia: ??? (female)
Myehmeyh: 19 (almost 20) (female)
Nami: 21 (female)
! OBSCURE INFO
! Gypsy: All American, short and has big chest much to my delight. Straight and perverted, I am about to start CNA training next Tuesday and am excited as hell. Throughout high school I did theatre and was damn good at it. I make fan characters like it's a dire requirement for fandom. I will not eat out in public, I've never dated a guy more than three months and I burn incense everyday.
Extra info: I have frequent dreams of my teeth breaking or falling out completely. When I was young, I'd jump off my back steps with a broom in hopes to fly. Once a year, I read The Wizard of Oz. And have no idea why. I cry every since time I read the Seventh Harry Potter book.
Skyrius: 1/4 Japanese and basically I live in Japan or China each summer with whichever side of the family I'm visiting. I'm currently taking Kendo (I'll be finishing up the 1st dan soon. UGH THEORY TESTS T_T), archery, and Jeet Kune Do. I love fights, both watching and participating (don't worry, they're sanctioned fights, like competitions….........most of the time). My friend and I currently have a webcomic in the works. I've fallen from the top of a 47 foot redwood tree and survived (parachuting accident) with no major injuries, just a sore wrist.
Nia: I’m ¼ Austrian, ¼ Rumanian, ½ German, 100% Bavarian. I have a very close relationship with my 14 years old car (it is a male car, by the way). Wherever I am, I need to wear my choker. That's been going on for nearly a year now. I have to feel that subtle “strangling” sensation or I’ll feel awfully weird. Same goes for my watch. I’m totally lost without it. Or my glasses, but that’s a given. I’m strangely afraid of looking into mirrors at night. Starting October, I’ll study the law. Since 2006 I am working part-time at a stationary shop and loving it. Sorting pencils is awesome. I have no sense of direction. Also, I have a really hard time remembering faces and names, especially those of women for some reason (they all just … look so much alike, damn it!).
extra info: Pen name- Lex Peters, Hattori fangirl; apparently has many dreams in which she dies, but doesn't wake up, continuing to dream from third person POV
Eli: Elisabeth Heart (I don't know why I put Eli in here but it's okay, you can call me Eli) 100% French. I smoke (a hell lot). I swear (a hell lot not in english though, c'est vraiment trop con d'ailleurs putain parce que qu'est ce que j'adore dire putain et merde et a la con de chiotte et traiter mes amies de putes, a tout bout de champ vraiment ca fait chier). I have the most beautiful cat in the world. I also have a tiny shrimp living in a globe that doesn't need any feeding. I was addicted to Ragnarok Online. I have an iMac. And my country house is name 'les crottes' which means 'the poos' plural of poo ? (my grandmother mainly bought it because of that) (Skyirus: She and Piratemarimo seem to have a slight fear of dolphins)
Piratemarimo: I hate being touched or poked, especially on the back of the neck. 1/2 Japanese 1/2 Chinese. Born and raised in Minnesota, but temporarily went to live in China, visited Japan a few times. I've never stayed at the same house for more than a few years, but we've always stayed in Eden Prairie because of the school. I've traveled to Washington D.C. and Israel with the same teacher (There were two teachers per trip and the second teacher was different for both trips) and different groups of students. A handful of people from the first trip also went on the second one). I tend to be very anti-social. After the Israel trip, I became more attached to people, though only certain people. Ironically, I hate when people write themselves into fanfiction. Gypsy's story is the only except ever made and frankly I myself am surprised at this fact. I have a good memory when it comes to certain things. Because of this, I tend to hold grudges against people for a very long time. Even if I can't do anything about it, I tend to obsess about it if I'm not preoccupied with something. I feel like an insomniac, however, perpetual lack of proper sleep allows me to take a nap at any given time (usually). I am obsessed with Stephen Colbert. I'm angry at myself for being so far behind on the episodes right now. Stephen is possibly the only thing that rivals my obsession with One Piece. (Skyrius: She and Eli are apparently afraid of dolphins XD)
Meta: I love anime/manga, but no one in my family shares my interest. I'm kinda the wild card. I was born and raised in New York, been an OP fan since I was like 10 years old (that was the 4kids dub, I liked it back then). I'm a tad anti-social, but I do have lots of friends. Any more details I should share? Oh, favorite color is red. Yeah, I think that's a good rough synopsis.
Trapped: i'm 20. i feel like i'm one of the oldest here. which makes me feel silly for fangirling so much, but eh. i live in this tiny little country that has no states and is represented by a dot - yes, a dot - on the world map. some of you will probably know which country i'm talking about. it's really small so i don't feel comfortable saying it on the Internet in case of creepy lurking stalkers. my dream/goal is to become a clinical psychologist, it's not going to be easy but it's something i'm really passionate about.
extra info: Her theme song, I'm a Chingstah, will be posted every time she needs to mass update.
BartArt: Eumm yeah, I'm 20, I'm learning classical singing. I want to become a musician and music producer. I like to design some clothes as well. Thats it!
Myeh: I am openly perverted. I love my friends, especially the ones that are also perverted. I have a fear of the ocean. I intended to stop reading manga and watching anime before turning 20. (Won't happen.) I apparently look a few years younger than I am and can still get away with things like going trick-or-treating; I'm going this year, hahaha!!! And I shall cosplay as Mayuri. >:3
Charmed: XD ….umm.....100% British, I move house once a year on average. Have Zoro's sense of direction, short-sighted and wears glasses for distance/PC reading, hates to see Ace and Luffy shipping as an actual couple (INCEST) I'm in love with the medieval period. I would name my first born daughter Elizabeth (haha Eli-heart!) Am very much like Robin with the books/history/quite nature. (Though you wont see my quite side in a crack thread)
Nami: I'm evil. No, I'm not. Well, yes I am. I fuckin love PINK. And black. And Orange. And pink/orange. And Nami And… I have a pink Laptop. And... I love Cola. I Love Skulls. See, I'm totally Random. I draw. Not much. Sometimes too much. No, I can't draw Fanarts.. I just.. can't. I smoke too much and my Mobile Phone is pink, too. I love to write english substantives big. The first Letter u know. Because germans do. Is that enough random Shit now? I can write more. Well, not really... It's getting tough. Oh gosh, what do I do here XD
extra info: I'm always tired. ALWAYS. I never ever had a Hangover, even though I drunk too much. Just have too sleep and everything's fine again. No Headache, no dizzieness or other hangover symptoms. Most people think I'm somewhat around 15/16. And I totally love to act like a 7yearsold. I LOVE the Disneyprincess. I like to buy things with them on it. I puff cold meals on spoons. I can't help myself. Time is a problem for me. Once I came 1 1/2hours late to work.. not because I overslept... Favorite Number: 7 and 14. Favorite Animal: Cats and Pandas, Butterflies and Squirrels. I hate foots. Scared of darkness. I hate coffee. I get used to everything. I love Money.
Masha: My real name is Maria. Masha is a diminutive name and it sounds nice, so I use it as a nickname! ))))) Internet addict, adore all kinds of sweets and junk food, enjoy playing Pokemon and arcades, loves cooking, hanging out with my awesome fandom friends, kinda immature, always positive, laugh a lot… maybe sometimes even too much! )))) Use lots of smilies in conversation))) Hates cold weather, getting up early and Japanese homework, but has to do it! XDDDDDD
C-R(Local-chan): I suit up mostly every day. Cus suits are awesome. I have WAY too much Robin and Chopper merch. And even WAY more Doctor Who merch My fave char is Robin. I wuv her so much Second fave is Chopper. Cus he's adorably manly. Best game ever is Legend Of Zelda series Second best is Suikoden. I once used to wanna be like David Tennant, even had the hair. I used to have long hair. People used to come approach me on the streets and ask to touch it. If Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy. Why doesn't he speak when humans are around? I used to hate RoCho. Then I started writing Robin Who crossover and he was the companion. Things exploded from there. I write anything….provided I'm bribed first. I like my Ales. That is all....for now. I'm not only British. I'm Local. TO EVERYWHERE (Skyrius: C-R IS MY FELLOW TIME LORD shot)
! The current (confirmed) girl to guy ratio is 14:4 (we need more guys XD)
! FANDOM PIRATE CREW
(details to be changed at any time, so post whatever position you think this crack-filled crew needs <3)
! The apparently only official position at the time:
! Captain: Mia The creator of this cracktastic thread, and thus, the Fandom Pirates. Her word is law…..as much of a law as we can have in a place like this.
! POSITIONS PEOPLE HAVE ASKED FOR
! Log keeper: Skyrius (in charge of the bios, banner and other clerical duties)
Doctor: Cyber-Robin (ladies only apparently, although I think he might grudgingly help the guys in emergencies…maybe...as a last resort)
BartArt: Musician (YAY!)
Eli and Masha: Our duo cooks The chef and barmaid, master-apprentice, but who is the master and who is the apprentice??? bricked
Gypsy: Navigator of Crack In other words, she determines the crack level of our crew, and inadvertently the danger level. Navigating through the treacherous waters of fandom, the higher she turns up the crack-o-meter, the more dangerous our crew becomes. <3
Piratemarimo: Bishie record keeper Given her ability to amass a harem of OP guys within our crack story, I think she should be sort of like the stock keeper. Like a cross between the ninja position and record keeper.CollectBring the guys in and be in charge of seeing who goes with who anddistributionnegotiations. She's also in charge of the wiki page for this thread should it ever be made.
Trapped: Ninja Our lovely shadow in the night who fades into the moonless sky, bringing the faint scent of rainbow chocolate raves as she spirits away OP characters for our cracktastic party.
Nami:New recruitBut of course, unlike other crews, our new recruit is special. She's the one who gets to run around guiding the bishiesguys to different places, gathering up material for more crack-ish fun, and throwing out random ideas and comment to keep the place jumping(Skyrius: NAMI! You've been in the crew long enough to request your own position. You can keep the one I've given you, but I recommend coming up with your own crackish stuff. It's more fun that way <3)
Pervy: Rum safeguard The obviously trustworthy and completely diligent safeguard of the Fandom Pirates' rum supply. She's also in charge of ensuring that all OP and FP (Fandom Pirates) members are sufficiently inebriated to survive the sheer crushing level of crack that would suffocate a rational, sober person.
Nia: Bird Keeper Our local Hattori lover, and keeper of all feathered friends. No pirate crew is complete without one, obviously.
! Everyone else feel free to jump aboard, Mia get to approving job positions XD To everyone thinking of job positions, rather than imitate existing positions in the SH crew, I think you should make up your own. I mean, this crew is way to tipsy-ly lopsided to try and keep with conformity. We could have a ninja, who's in charge of kidnapping characters to our wild parties, a "negotiator" for when that doesn't work, the adviser of crack, chief of party, TIME LORD, I dunno. There's not need for normality. <3
! PHEW XDD Have pity on the girl who has to dig out all the fact buried under our crack. Nah, just kidding, you guys are great.
! Brainstorming for positions: Ok, these are just some ideas I'm throwing out, but I was reading through everyone's posts and I just came up with some positions I think might suit you guys. This is in no way your mandatory job, just brainstorming. If you like them, feel free to use them.
! Currently none. I will come up with positions if anyoneis too lazyfeels that they have an inadequate imagination (WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT TRUE. NOBODY HAS A BAD IMAGINATION >____<)
! LURKERS WHO HAVE RECENTLY JUMPED IN
! Due to the fact that there are quite a few lurkers who pop in, post 2 posts, and then never show up again, I'm limiting this to people who have actively participated recently. I don't mean to be harsh, but you have to realize that with the rate this thread and its members are growing, unless there's some sort of "initiation" or "entry requirement" that we'll be swamped in a matter of minutes. Anyways, if you guys want me to update your bio, just put whatever crackish info you want for me. It doesn't have to make too much sense. XD A significant part of the "official bios" seem to be about suits, fedoras, and time lords. If you are uncomfortable giving any information, it is by no means required. It's just me being anal, honestly. You will be given new positions after I find the time to get off my lazy ass and edit this stuff XD In the mean time, here's thefresh meantnew guys. Pending simply means yours truly is still trying to think of afailwitty description.
! Wyvren Wing: Position within crew (New Recruit); Age (uknown); Gender (I could guess and it's usually obvious but for the sake of consistency, unknownconfirmed); GMT (unknown)
Pearlcougar: Position within the crew (New Recruit); Age (unknown); Gender (unconfirmed); GMT (unknown)
mettemine: Position within the crew (….er, I'm honestly not sure what to say about him. While he's on this thread, he's been on and off long enough that I can't really call him new....er, so just pick your own position mette XD); Age (uknown); Gender (male); GMT (uknown)
Sussi: Position within the crew (Negotiator (pending)); Age (25); Gender (Female); GMT (+2); extra info: Real name is Susanne, lives in Sweden, and is a substitute teacher/couch potato.
LaCaSiNa: Position within the crew (Shadow Looter (pending)); Age (21); Gender (Female); GMT (+3); extra info: Real name is Sabina, lives in Finland, and is currently a student. IS ALSO ONE OF THE FRONTLINE FIGHTERS. Alongside Skyrius and Masha.
! LIST OF RULES:
! The unofficial rules of this thread. These are subject to change at any time. Or swap. Or increase. Or decrease. Anything goes really.
! 0. Do it with a DON!
1. FEDORAAAAAAAAAAAS.
2. Shanks is mine. all mine.
3. No one marries me or piratemarimo without the other's permission.
3.14159265. Makino is BartArt's.
4. Mihawk and Doflamingo are piratemarimo's. (BFF, does Croc still apply or have you transferred him already?)
5. No more than one crack story segment posted per page.
6. Ace belongs to Eli.
7. Nami and Sanji are Nami's to tie ribbons on. do not steal them from her or she will send you to waffle heaven. However she has consented to share Sanji with Pearlcougar
10. Robin is Cyber-Robin's. Or Chopper's if you must. Nami or Luffy's at a stretch… Maybe Hina.
11. Everyone who posts must wear a Bow Tie.
12. If no Bow Tie. Wear a Fez.
13. If it's Wet. Drink it.
14. Coby and Bon belong to Skyrius.
15. Masharco.
16. No one, lurker or not, insults The Crack Fic. No one.
432. only one fight can go on at a time on the Fandom Pirate ship.
! I just proposing these for now
! 27: If you've posted more than 10 posts on this thread in an hour, your bouncer kindly recommends taking a 30 minute break to go outside and breathe fresh air. Don't worry, it won't kill you. And don't mind the bat, she only kindly recommends it.
! BART! Make that song! thumbs up Then I can add it here.
! In the meanwhile, Gypsy's unofficial crack parody lyrics! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out a dark,
It’s a thread for us all,
And it wins for one and all…
! In the Park,
Through the fight,
Look around,
It’s a crime,
That our crack,
Still thrives.
Cooking up,
Something vile.
! And now we’re acting like chimps,
‘Cause we’re One Piece fans,
Got a feeling that I’m frisky,
In Gypsy’s crack gag.
! With my fandom turned on,
I’ll party ‘til the mornin’
But tonight,
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
I don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! Come to grind,
We’ll allow,
But your clothes,
Aren’t allowed.
It’s imperious,
We get down.
Because stupidity,
It’s what you’ve found.
! And now the pirates are trashed,
Having fun with fans,
Everybody’s in fedoras,
But Usopp’s in a fez.
No one gets jaded.
And we’re all fascinated.
Readers so
! We don’t give a
We don’t give a
We don’t give a
! There’s a place in the Park,
Where the freaks come out at dark,
It’s a thread for us all
And it wins for one and all
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!
! It’s a thread I know,
Where the boys are just for show,
And we all crave more,
Because we’re a bunch of whores.
! And it turned me on,
When they Took It Off
When they Took It Off,
When the boys took it off!Now then:
I both feel pity for your infested mind and uproarious hilarity at it. This was awesome. Wonderful way to start the day. No wonder you're in charge of our crack Gypsy. Just look at your dreams. I still think I should be slightly worried about you and Trapped.
This is just my personal opinion, but my favorite setting is those 1920's film noir mafia settings. Silent, arching apartment buildings rise up over alleyways, where shadows of the night slink through. A shabby motel's neon lights flash, dying out. A single large building looms over our protagonist. The city as well would often be a setting at night, with the flickering streelight casting an etheral glow over two figures. The red embers at the end of their cigars flicker then die, a trail of smoke-
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YOU READ NOTHING. MOVING ONXD I can use flash, or I can teach you. I doubt I have the time for large projects like a used to.
So many Sanij pictures XD I need to go edit my links again, darn.
And epic reviews and openings. Has everyone already seen the FMA opening crossover with OP? It's rather famous and awesome, but if there's someone who hasn't, I will force it down their throat.
No you are not. I find Linkin Park's songs to be often too depressing for a series filled with wackiness, drama, and hope like One Piece.
LUX AETERNA!!!! OMG. Have you people ever watched Requiem for a Dream? That's the theme song. One of the most heart-wrenching, slightly nauseating, and deeply thought provoking movies I've watched. And I'm never watching it again. >_> Powerful movies tend to do that to you.
The other one I refuse to watch, since I don't need a sobfest first thing in the morning T_T
XD So many AMV's. That's quite a bit of mood whiplash right there.
That's both.....oddly hilarious and very annoying at the same time. Youtube is really stupid about stuff like this sometimes.
Wait what. Then my challenge for when rules conflict.....who can eat the most chocolate in 15 seconds.....WHO CAN EAT THE SHIP THE FASTEST????
Eating the ship? But that's kinda dangerous!
Let's take an alternative route! 8D
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That's better! ^W^
Skyrius, is this the FMA One Piece crossover you're talking about?
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Eh. MORE PICTURES. I'm on a role.
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Whoaaaaa~! г
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And this is so epic! XDDDDDDDD
wait i am not in this skyrius?
goes sitting depressed in a dark corner
Whoever it was that was sad about a Sanji AMV getting taken down, please accept this as a consolation:
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CROCODILE PICTURES HOOOO
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Skyrius, is this the FMA One Piece crossover you're talking about?
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YES THAT'S IT! I love that one.
METTE!! YOU ARE IN THERE! It's just there's so much stuff it's easy to miss XD You're in the new member's section since I wasn't quite sure where to put you.
YES THAT'S IT! I love that one.
METTE!! YOU ARE IN THERE! It's just there's so much stuff it's easy to miss XD You're in the new member's section since I wasn't quite sure where to put you.
i am happy again!
this is one off my favourite mihawk pics
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@__Gypsy__ O3O swoooons XD wait while I get myself of the floor… (mmmmmmmm Crocodile!!!)
@__Skyrius__, I know I'm one of the new ones and I saw Negotiator pending on me ((happyhappyjoyjoy)), but am I also permited to be a brawler, is that just given as we ARE (fandom) pirates? 83
Guys. Can I write fanfiction of our Fandom Pirates?
Good. Because I want to so badly.
WARLORDS.
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That is awesome. I wonder why the artist wrote "WORLDS" not "WARLORDS" but it's stilll epic and damn sexy to boot.
Good. Because I want to so badly.
WARLORDS.
! http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz169/JulieTF2/ONE%20PIECE/Shichibukai/12884392.jpg
where will you post it ?
mihawk pic
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and i loved moria
Guys. Can I write fanfiction of our Fandom Pirates?
Heck yes (my opinion any way)!! XD But I demand MOAR warloards pics! :wub:
Who knows? Maybe I shall make a separate FF.net account for it. I have one already for my Fan Characters.
Erm. Buggy and Shanks.
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Who knows? Maybe I shall make a separate FF.net account for it. I have one already for my Fan Characters.
i see , do the links now work or not?
random pic
buggy pics , i am happy
Man, I really wish I could show you guys the AMV called "One Piece Rollin'" I like it more than the one Gypsy posted, plus it was made first. Unfortunately I sent a message to the person who made it and they said that it kept getting taken down so they wouldn't re-upload it again. The only version of it that I can find is out of synch, and in an obvious way.
You know, they don't. And I have no idea why they aren't. My account is still accessible and what not. It's strange.
Marco.
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Guys. Can I write fanfiction of our Fandom Pirates?
Who can say no to you? NO ONE…
I think that just might be the most dangerous ability.... .___. Right next to being able to write whatever the fiddles you want to.
:O You must be a GOD
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Well. Gypsy, You just overloaded my computer with the massive Marco pic that slapped me in the face when I clicked on the spoiler button XP
Man, I really wish I could show you guys the AMV called "One Piece Rollin'" I like it more than the one Gypsy posted, plus it was made first. Unfortunately I sent a message to the person who made it and they said that it kept getting taken down so they wouldn't re-upload it again. The only version of it that I can find is out of synch, and in an obvious way.
was it made by jani713?
You know, they don't. And I have no idea why they aren't. My account is still accessible and what not. It's strange.
Marco.
! http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz169/JulieTF2/ONE%20PIECE/13435684.png
weird
You know, they don't. And I have no idea why they aren't. My account is still accessible and what not. It's strange.
Marco.
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faints
Now I'm officially worshipping you, Gypsy! Thanks!
I AM A GODDESS.
You guys inflate my ego. This is bad.
HOW DID THAT MARCO PICTURE GET SO BIG?!
Smoker
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OH COME ON GUYS I MEAN WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
Not only did I miss the page 100 party but I come back and there's like 20 new pages FFFFFFF I will never catch up OTL
I have epic amounts of Shuraiya and Sanji fanart. I can post some….later.....
I'm a little under the weather today so I'm going to try to sleep now but later I can.
in the mean time.... YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LIVES!!! SO that I won't be the only ronery one who's left out!!! :D
Oh my! Get better Mia!
My life starts tomorrow and I'm nervous as hell. LET ME BE A FANGIRL TO COMBAT THIS ANXIOUS FEELING!