I just read through a large portion of this thread. The very best part came with a premonition of the doom that it would bring.
@UsoppSpell:
Brace yourself. Today I break this thread. I will go where no one should.
I was quivering with anticipation and worry. What could possibly top the strangeness and horror that had already come before? I love how UsoppSpell precedes the unveiling of his hideous creation as if it is a predetermined and unavoidable culmination of the thread that was all set into motion by Oda's careless creation of Iva's Devil Fruit:
@UsoppSpell:
This is what it has come to. Inevitably, it would appear.
Observe too closely… at your own peril.
In this, my hatred for humanity is laid bare.
http://es.tinypic.com/view.php?pic=102maki&s=5
I was laughed (and vomited a bit) for no small amount of time.