something along the lines of:
Luffy: How can i get this thing off my finger? (whines)
Zoro: Here, let me help.
Luffy: Oh, thanks Zo–
(shows Zoro with an axe)
(Luffy screams)
Zoro: You pulled it put yourself!
Luffy: ZORO! YOU PSYCHO!
lol
something along the lines of:
Luffy: How can i get this thing off my finger? (whines)
Zoro: Here, let me help.
Luffy: Oh, thanks Zo–
(shows Zoro with an axe)
(Luffy screams)
Zoro: You pulled it put yourself!
Luffy: ZORO! YOU PSYCHO!
lol
@Vash:
hmm something like:
crocus: if you do that someone will die!
Sanji: oh yeah? who?
crocus: me
sanji: I'LL KILL HIM!!!crocus had the best one liners in my opinion, his introduction was amazing, and for all we know he actually meant they would die if they attacked ihm, but he was having fun
http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/103/07/ and the subsequent pics, cracks me up no matter how often I read it
hahahahaha…thank you..i totally forgot that one...
something along the lines of:
Luffy: How can i get this thing off my finger? (whines)
Zoro: Here, let me help.
Luffy: Oh, thanks Zo–
(shows Zoro with an axe)
(Luffy screams)
Zoro: You pulled it put yourself!
Luffy: ZORO! YOU PSYCHO!lol
Where's this? Anime?!
i dont know if its been mentions but this bit of script is legendary, in fact this and the next few pages…..........Rr..R..Ramen kenpo…lol this had me in stitches
http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/369/07/
Seriously have a look at this and the next few pages, sort of a running gag like the one used on crocus's introduction…....running gags are my favourite =)
oh and here's the anime of the crocus bit, as its soooooooooooo funny
eh this happened after Luffy and co. peeked Vivi and Nami at Alabasta
Cobra: Guys, Thank you.
Luffy and others: PERVERT!
Luffy's meeting brooke for the first time and asking him "do you crap ?" XD
Genzo over at Bellemere's grave being all solemn and then out of nowhere…NAMU HAMU MELON!, that was just awesome^^.
Crocodile:Who do you think I am?
Luffy:I don't give a f**k who you are?
Theres some awesome Brook ones.
"BONE…...."
And I think in one part he says something like "I AM YOUR BROOK!!". Something like that.
Robin: somehow it made them lose their spirit
Zoro: hmph the are a total disgrace! the do not train their spirits regularly and have no mastery over their mind.
passes through zoro
Zoro: I'm sorry i was ever born…..
Sanji: CUT THE CRAP!!!
"Even though its covered by smoke, we can still see the sky! we cn still see the ocean! It aint its hell here!" damn i was like "whoa" at that phrase
also my signiture =w=
Here's another one from the Arlong arc. Luffy waking up to Genzo holding his neck: Genzo: Hey boy, are you alright? Luffy: Yeah, I'm fine, Hmm? … Hey, Ossan, Genzo: What is it!? Do you need something!?, Luffy: Where did your pinwheel go? It was pretty cool, Genzo: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO WORRY ABOUT THAT!
@-Tash-:
Luffy's meeting brooke for the first time and asking him "do you crap ?" XD
or more recently asking the same to caimie
Nami about Kalifa : She's sooooo Sexy !
(Latent Lesbian Horniness FTW !!!!)
Sanji's Mellorine Scouter from skipeia
and the infamous Brook line: May I see your panties?
Sanji when he was complaining about his bounty to luffy xD
Sanji: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A DRAWING ???? HOW DOES THAT LOOK LIKE ME !!!
Zoro: Looks exactly like you …>_>
Sanji: $#%&@(@
Zoro: I can't understand a word ... o_O;
http://www.onemanga.com/One_Piece/436/02/
simply PRICLESS xD …
@Don:
don`t forget our promise… we will see us all again here on this awesome thread in a year:cwy:(like with la boum)
Thread bump because me did not forget the promise.^^ Now back on topic:
"I will bai her for 500 million!!! That's five hoondred million berries!!!" (St. Charlos, chapter 502)
503. chapter
Rayleigh:
I mean just take a look at me…..... I'm just an old man now. Who would want me as a slave?!! Wahahahahah!
and that straw hat........ it certainly suits a fearless man like yourself........!!
I've been wanting to meet you... Monkey D. Luffy!
504:
"How do you read THIS future, eh? The Whitebeard Pirates vs. The Seven Armed Seas!" (Doflamingo)
"My name is Captain Kid, as I sailed, as I sailed"
"You know, Killer… On the route we took to get here, people LAUGHED at us when we said things like that out loud. And I killed every single person who dared so much as CHUCKLE in my face! But up ahead is a place where you die if you DON'T got the guts to man up and say it!! I'll see you in the New World." (Eustass Kid, chapter 505)
506:
Rayleigh:
His last words to me were…
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[edit: stephen version]</roger:>
Smoker: Tell them to eat shit!
Smoker: Tell them to eat shit!
hits You dumbass. That's not how it works.
Chapter 507
Luffy: If you ask this old man anything about [One Piece] here and now, then I'll quit being a pirate! I don't want to go on a boring adventure like that!
The best so far…
Buggy :
You're doing it wrong.
508:
Capone Gang Bege: Like I said, your sheer military force can't match mine!
Kizaru:One after another…all of you "over one hundred million" guys... are scary monsters huh~~...
I'll start with you... Congratulations on makint it this far on your journey---...
"Appappappappappa!!! Checkitouttt!!" (Scratchmen Apoo, chapter 510)
I'll start with you… Congratulations on makint it this far on your journey---...
I completely forgot how badass that line actually is.
of course it's badass because Kizaru say it XD and Kizaru ->one of the most badass marine in OP :X
511. chapter
Kizaru:No good, I'm afraid… I've eaten the Pika Pika No Mi... I'm a Logia user and a "Lightman"
You're not going anywhere... It's futile, you know. You're going to die!!!
"Life's all about those little surprises Kizaru-kun" (Silvers Rayleigh, chapter 512)
I just love that statement because it just showes how much of a kickass geezer Rayleigh is when he says that to a badass like Kizaru. It might be a short statement but there's so many gems in it.^^
Instead of going for the obvious~
I will protect you! Even if it costs me my own life! Oh wait… I'm already-(Chapter 513; Brook)
Chapter 514
Shakky: From now on the sea will become rough.
Huge waves, the likes of which you have never seen will come… They must not lose against these waves...Look, can you hear them...?
This age is slowly starting to churn.
Free translation from the Swedish volume 1 (it isn't the same on One Manga for some reason):
Zoro: I'm sorry, but by the time I learn to slash through metal, you'll be long dead.
Mr 1: That's true… Badass response.
That's not how the thread works guys. That said, back on track:
"Strenght is beauty" (narrator, chapter 515)
But one…is not zero. [Momonga, 516]
"But that means I'll need to meet with someone important. And the important people always live in the tallest buildings, so…" (Monkey D. Luffy, chapter 517)
518. chapter
Luffy: WHEN SHE JUST TURNED YOUR NAKAMA INTO STONE… HOW THE HELL CAN YOU ALL JUST SIT AROUND LAUGHING?!!!
"I SAID STOP!!!" (Monkey D. Luffy, chapter 519)
Chapter 520.
Sandersonia: I am your sworn enemy… Why do you help me?
Luffy: Because what you don't want people to see don't got nothin' to do with our fight.
Chapter 521:
Hancock: Either I reverse the petrification of these women or you leave the island safely. Choose one and abandon the other forever.
Luffy: Really?! That's great! So you'll turn them back for me right?
Chapter 522:
Elder Nyon: Love…is always a hurricane!
"I'm sorry, guys… I've got to get sidetracked a bit!! I want to go and rescue Ace!!!" (Monkey D. Luffy, chapter 522)
Hancock: Elder Nyon, am I going to die?
Nyon: Yes, you are.
EDIT: Damn, this thread is impossible to stay on top.
Chapter 524:
"Excuse me, may I by any chance see your panties?"
"He wants panties! Hurry, show him the panties he desires"
525:
Ace: I have only one father….and that father is Whitebeard!!!
526:
All right, alllll right… if we're gonna do this, we gotta do it up good... this calls for one hell of a flashy change of plans!!! (Buggy)
527
Buggy: "You can't just look at a guy like me like that…! I'm a crafty black-hearted rascal to the end, you know? You can't just...!!! You can't just go trusting a guy like me...!!!"
528:
Jimbei: At this rate even death won't be enough to take me…...!! My Shichibukai title be damned, I'd toss it out in an instant!!! I'd gladly give my life...if it means putting an end to this fighting!!!
529:
Crocodile: There are many numbers of "silver medalists" out there in the ocean. Those who chocked back their tears just from failing to beat Whitebeard or Roger!
530
Sengoku: "You know, if it were not for you being called a "hero of the marines"…I'd be making you take responsibility for your entire damned family's actioins about now Garp!"
Garp: "Wahaha! I can't say I think the situation's at a level ...where the life of an old-timer like me would be enough to atone for it! Bwahahahahahaha!"
531:
"Hand over the wardenship, jackass!" (Hannyabal)
529:
Crocodile: There are many numbers of "silver medalists" out there in the ocean. Those who chocked back their tears just from failing to beat Whitebeard or Roger!
Maybe Croc is one of them