Posts made by trappedolphin

@Kitty:

Also, please let us know if you are seeing things you shouldn't be.

You mean like moreso than usual right

@Kitsune:

looks at the ten minute challenge he just wrote and coughs

Yeah but what about the hours in the day and sleepless nights spent scheming huh HUH

Kubi went from being a strapping, muscular well-glazed man to a mangy, wild, mongrel

And then he just became a vegetable

I 100% vote for Massie to reprise Psyduck Bourbon Jr

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@Kubihige:

Just. As. Planned.

Really though I legit didn't take the game that seriously. I just made an ally and helped her get to the finale, which also let me get there. When the other two started talking about their schemes and stuff my mind was kinda blown :X

And so my most sinister creation was born

But I do remember making a conscious decision to keep Kubi at some point. It was based on his unfailing loyalty, excellent challenge performance, and sudden burst of creativity in the very last stages which impressed me.

tl;dr always lynch/kill Kitty first

There should be a record for most number of betrayals in one game

So that I can win it

It cost me, but it was fun

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Actually the best part of Survivor 4 was Margaret's wardrobe

@Huschel:

Yaaas Fox! You got me excited. Sign me up, please.

(god lord, how many characters have we used (and abused) already?)

You know what they say. Use them, abuse them, lose them.

Hi. :wub:

Death suits you real well.

Hii~ It does, but I do look good in everything.

Give me Nojiko or death

You'll never know now

And here I was this close to playing~

Them's fighting words for someone who's in danger of becoming extinct

@Kubihige:

I'm the mother now.

looks like you need a refresher course, kid

@Wooden_Giraffe:

Oh are we posting plans? Let me.

-login to game
-hunt for trapped, no way do I believe she isn't playing
-spam nations of the world
-win

Well I'm always fairly obvious, so if I am playing, you'll probably figure it out quickly and we can settle into our state-of-mutually-assured-destruction relationship.

@Kubihige:

SPEED RACER is the only reason I've ever done well in these games in the first place, you know.

coughs

So much for gratitude. After I gently and lovingly nurtured you with my own two hands… Mother is aggrieved!

All you really have to do to charm Kubi is talk about how good Speed Racer is and how good-looking whatshisname is. Smarmy smirks are a bonus.

^perfect game start

@le:

How much should I bribe the mods to let me play as Sauron?

I always wanted to be a gigantic eyeball hanging on a tower.

It just so happens that Sauron is not eligible, as he has actually been used before.

Geez Kitty, do you not want to win anymore? I'll definitely remember to send you many confusing votes the next time you host a game I'm playing in.

@Kubihige:

11/10 write-up!

Only thing missing is my personal special rule, also known as the Thanks for Traumatizing Me, Trappe! rule, or TTMT for short:

TTMT Rule: Always blindside someone, especially when you don't have to.

Oh this is a great rule. Definitely the best one. As long as you do it properly, which could mean not sleeping or breathing properly for a while.

@Wooden_Giraffe:

Oh come on guys, beating trapped isn't that hard.

We made each other suffer good.~

Why would people eat peanut butter with jelly? How does that even occur to one's mind?

Ditto what Massie said. Super exciting sign up list but I'm in too much grief over Ron Glass' death too busy. Practically zero free time in the evenings for the next two months, and I already have a terrible timezone compared to most other people.

But everyone else who hasn't signed up should totally do so! It's extremely fun and addictive and you get the chance to crush Kitty. Do it do it!

@wolfwood:

I was not expecting to see this lady again.

This must be like a time-warp to 2011

I think of you whenever someone talks about consuming blood.

A worthy debate.

I only knew smooth till recently when we started having crunchy at work. I no longer hate peanut butter.

@Kubihige:

The only thing worse than crunchy peanut butter is Nutella.

You're starting a war here, man.

I will be the Zoe to your Mal.

@Cavendish:

Better question: Why are you not? am I scaring people away?

Eh, I'm still full from my last blood feeding.

Why are you people doing this again

@Kubihige:

Except for Wicca. glares at Woody

What if I agree to play on the condition that I get to be Wicca?

That's a great idea and all guys, and I love creative thinking, but it's a little unethical and they might take away my mod cert. Plus I'd probably cheat. So nope.

omgosh you guys shut up

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Okay here we go!

I've messaged yall, I couldn't get font colours to work on my phone but your alignment is obvious. If I didn't say what you are, youse town.

Now let's get started.

Welcome to Admiral Camp!

I'm Garp, and I'll be your camp coordinator. Through this camp, you guys will learn how to work with each other, or at least work alongside each other without destroying half the world. If you fail, someone will probably end up dying. So you'd better do your best! 

**Huh, what's inside this bag…? I didn't put this here. Let's just open it up to take a quick look...

... IT'S ME?!

Well I guess I'm just a ghost then! What a weird out-of-body experience. Well screw the dumb camp! I want you three to find out who killed me, and pronto! They'd better have a good reason!**

! Out of the three of you, one killed Garp. However, all of you ate some bad fish last night, so you're having weird hallucinations. One of you has a strong immune system so they were able to mostly resist the hallucinations and witness the real killer. However, the other townie saw the first townie killing Garp.
You have 24 hours from the first player post (after this post) to achieve a lynch. If you have not achieved a 2-1 majority by then, my killer wins. If you let that happen, bad fish is going to be the least suffering you've ever experienced!

Now GET TO WORK!

Hey hey hey I haven't started yet!

Gonna change that to one day (24 hours starting from the first player's post). Messaging yall.

Considering you both as signed up then. Come on, one more!

We can play multiple rounds of 3-person mafia. One hour to lynch or mafia autowins. I'm willing to host the first round at least.

@Foolio:

And yet you didn't volunteer the two times we needed replacements

@BellisarioFaith:

Thanks! You should join us, I haven't gotten to play this with you yet!

I'm legally bound against playing. Plus Foo, I had already spoiled myself on people's roles by the time a substitute was needed. And I've already spoiled myself on this upcoming one

@Kubihige:

I'll sit this next one out as well. Unless trappe joins.

throws peanuts at your face

@Wooden_Giraffe:

Survivor doesn't ruin you, it corrupts the deepest part of your soul. Imagine the worst form of yourself, that is you in survivor. You'll then feel the need to grow an evil goatee, as would be expected. You will live only to win and cause the maximum amount of suffering to others in process. That is survivor. Except for Gazzgirl, who has remained the same despite being in all 5 seasons.

Ah, but who's to say that Gazz was not already corrupted before Survivor?

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And I second the motion for Mugen to play again. You didn't have much time to do much but hey, your personal voting was 100% accurate!

@BellisarioFaith:

Well, Survivor doesn't start till May 9th (about a week and a half from now), so quite a few of us will be dead by then anyway. Personally, I'm down for it.

I love this.

@Huschel:

Thanks for hopping in, Mugen.

I don't see a reason to assume new players wouldn't get power roles but I guess a note wouldn't hurt before roles are determined.

And I'd like to host the next game. I'll need 14 players~

1. Kitsune Inferno
2. Galaxy 9000

Can I be the substitute hammer if town goes more than 3 days without a lynch?

@Kubihige:

Shoutout to MVP Outerspec for making sure Town had that 100% successful lynch rate xD

This would not have happened if the mods hadn't rejected my vote. grumbles

tries to saw her cuffed hands off

Put that in writing and swear upon those figurines of yours

I'm legally banned from playing

@Mastello:

We should and I would if I wasn't co-modding and didn't know everything about the setup already. But you'll be happy I'm on this side when if Kitsune goes MIA for a month one week into the game.

Massie is comodding?

Hahahahahaha you're all screwed. Can't wait to spectate.

@thecookiemaster:

So I wasn't around for any of this so this conversation is equally hilarious as it is confusing. XD

I filtered all the swear words to wholesome words, as one does. "Shit" just so happened to be filtered to "bratwurst". So when Woody was writing a description for Femme to draw from, and he missed out the letter R in "shirt"…

@Huschel:

You made this happen!

Oh yeah

Well I'm not sorry at all

@NateRich:

I liked this picture enough to save it to my laptop

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! I think it was Gedatsu?
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@Huschel:

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I don't even remember the context for this anymore

@Femme:

All you gotta know is that the file name for mine was uggggghhhhhhhhshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.jpg

I can confirm this.

Massie had a masterpost of past games somewhere in here

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@Kitsune:

Again, this'll be pretty minor stuff so you don't have to commit too much. There just might come a time where I'm unavailable and someone has to change a day (or 39), or I might need to do some challenge/mechanics testing at some point and having dedicated folks for that would help a ton.

All right Spacey. Put your hand over your heart. Now repeat after me: "I solemnly swear to veto all of Kitsune's double elimination/random elimination/other game-breaking mechanics, as well as any other unprincipled and dastardly notions."

Art challenges were literally the only reason I joined Survivor.

That, and butt jokes.

I am now very much full of schadenfreude.

@Kubihige:

Gaah you're right. But I'm almost definitely signing up for Big Brother!

Maybe I could do survivor instead, but it's soooo much effort.

Yer just chicken

@Mr:

I'll crawl out of wherever I am now to sign me up for another survivor run ,and big brother too while you are at it. Just remind me when it actually starts lads

Oh come on! What next, is charmed going to join?

@Huschel:

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@Shuhan:

http://i.imgur.com/m42CoHj.gif

Well hello there

@Femme:

nnnnnnnnnnnnU I was looking forward to staring at her face D':

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Wow gee thanks guys

Oh Leo you so fine you so fine you blow my mind hey Leo hey hey hey Leo