@PhazonFishman:
Any Italian fans around? WE have an italian subbed version.
http://pastebin.com/HkWTc6Sj
Maybe an Italian fan can translate the subs for us?
Mind you, OPF-Italia's subs are most of the times badly written, wrong, grammatically incorrect. Going from Japanese, to Italian to English also won't help. I'm not the best translator either. I'll try. >_>
Nami: You shouldn't swim.
Brook: But it's a nice feeling for my bones.
Sanji: Hey! Ugly, perverted skeleton! Would you tell me what the hell… are you watching, bastard!?
Usopp: Hey, try not to die this time!
Brook: It's a joy for the eyes!
Usopp: Even though you don't have eyes! I've got you!
Nami: What a beautiful day!
Usopp: Something has appeared!
Robin: Oh, it's so cute!
Chopper: Is it an horse?
Franky: An horse…
Brook: From where did it come out? Nami-san! This way I'll drown! So scary! No, so happy!
Nami: Quick, do something!! Think of something!!
Sanji: Don't you think it's similar to a cow? Luffy, don't it escape! Horse soup for dinner!
Zoro: Soup? Tasty…
Sanji: I knew the New World was going to be completely different! Here it's full of unique ingredients!
Luffy: Let me take care of it!
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Jet Bazooka!! Great!
All: Moron!!!
Luffy: Oh right, the meat!!
Zoro: Now the sake will have to wait.
Luffy: We must find it!
Nami: So scary!
Chopper: Brook, stay with us!
Usopp: Yeah, but why did his body inflate so much?
Robin: He's really unique.
(-yeah, I've got no clue, that's what it says in italian-)
Luffy: There it is!
Sanji: What a relief. Horse soup tonight!
Luffy: I can't wait to try it!
Zoro: Don't forget about the sake. A good sake.
Sanji: You can't think about anything other than sake. The New World is filled with different routes, we don't know if there's going to be a town on the next island, you have to stay sharp!
Zoro: I can handle myself! You're the one who's risking his life!
Sanji: We can't risk the annihilation of the whole crew just because you're completely drunk! Why don't you think about getting that meat from the seahorse instead?
Zoro: Without sake I can't concentrate!
Franky: Now, now, calm down "Zorosuke".
Zoro (?): Zorosuke?
Franky: To me you seem a pure-hearted guy!
Zoro: What the hell are you prattling about?!
Franky: We have enough meat, haven't we? Even without sake, we can stil party! Even without flowers, petals might rain down!
Chopper: A rain of petals?
Franky: Wouldn't you like to eat horse meat under a rain of cherry petals?
(-According to the translator, sakuraniku is a pun, it means horse meat, but sakura are also the cherry trees-)
End of 1st part.
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Chopper: May I ask you something, Nami?
Nami: Eh? Something's wrong Chopper? I'm al little busy at the moment… what's up?
Chopper: Actually I'm following a milk diet lately… what's your opinion on it?
Nami: It won't open, give me a hand!
Chopper: What are you up to?
Nami: The poolside has to be sheltered. I'm feeling fabulous!
Chopper: It's super good! I'm so happy! Do you want some?
Nami: I'd prefer an orange juice instead!
Sanji: As you wish! I'll make gallons of orange juice for my Nami-san! Yes! With great pleasure!
Usopp: What are you talking about, Sanji?
Sanji: Idiot! Didn't you hear what Nami-san said?
Usopp: But right now Nami is very far from here… I haven't heard a thing!
Sanji: My ears heard her perfectly fine! I can hear Nami-san and Robin-chan from miles away! Eh? What were you doing? There's an awful stink!
Usopp: On the garden above parasites have appeared… I'm preparing a pesticide!
Sanji: Then do it outside! This is a kitchen!
Sanji: Robin-chan! Want to drink something?
Robin: No, I'm fine. Thanks! Usopp… do you know where's the sprinkler?
Usopp: It's in Usopp's Factory! I've just modified it a little.
Robin: It's very beautiful, Usopp!
Sanji: What's so great about it… Robin-chan?
Usopp: It's a zombie sprinkler! It was very fun making it!
Robin: Really? I can't wait to use it then!
Luffy: A big buffet?!
Franky: Right! Even if we don't have a thing, we can still party!
Zoro: What an idiocy…
Franky: Listen Zorosuke…
Zoro: Still with the "suke"?!
Franky: Try to imagine… here we have tasty fries, a gigantic hamburger... and the cola as well!
(-stupidity ensues-)
Franky: Ah, everything was great!
Sanji: Incredible!
Luffy: It really seemed that you were really liking it!
Franky: Of course! Whoever has pure heart, has a fervid imagination as well!
Luffy: Fine. Then I imagine I'm having the biggest dinosaur leg in the world! No… wait! Here are islands totally made of meat!! Just like this! Yummy! This island's really good!
Zoro: A waterfall of sake… creating a river.
All: Fantastic!! Cool!
Zoro: There's a lot of stuff!
Franky: Good! They're almost here… an hamburger bigger than the previous... delicious fries and lots of great cola!
Luffy: Yeah!
Chopper: Clouds of cotton candy and cow milk! I made it! Wooo!
Brook: This is a dreamlike place!
Brook: If… if this is a place where everything comes true... then I... I... I
... Would you show me your panties?
Nami: Come back to reality!
Luffy: This calls for a toast!
All: Yes!!!
???: I feel like I'm flying!
Sanji: Guys, pay attention! Real horse meat is coming!
Luffy: The real one?! I knew the real one is always the best!
Sanji: Take, drink.
Zoro: Sake?
Sanji: One of the best! While eating and drinking, for you everything's the same! Don't harm a cook's pride! Idiot!
Zoro: I'm not complaining. (-Probably, this didn't make much sense in Italian either-)
Luffy: Good, prepare those cherry trees… and let's party eating horse meat under a rain of cherry petals!
Chopper: Let's do it!!
Luffy: Usopp!! Quick!! I'll teach you how to imagine stuff!
Zoro: This petals' shower's really beautiful! And look at this sake! Brook bring the mugs!
Brook: A rain of petals? With pleasure!
Luffy: Eh?! How did he make it?! From where do all this cherry petals come out?!
Chopper: How did those cherry trees end up on the Sunny?!
Brook: When did it happen?
Sanji: Nami-san sorry if I made you wait.
Usopp: Good, let's go!
Luffy: Amazing!
Brook: 'Cherry trees. Sake. Cherry trees and sake. Sake! Sake! Sake! Let's drink sake!'
End.