It's that time of the year again; it's SLAMMY NIGHT!
Here's the nominations for Slammy 2010 (my predictions in italics):
! Superstar of the Year
-Randy Orton
-The Miz
-Edge
-Rey Mysterio
-John Cena
! Shocker of the Year
-The Miz cashes in Money in the Bank, becomes WWE Champion
-John Cena loses and is forced to join The Nexus
-The Nexus takes out Mr. McMahon
-Paul Bearer turns on The Undertaker
! Knucklehead Moment of the Year
-Big Show unmasks a bald CM Punk
-Santino Marella gets out-danced by Vladimir Kozlov
-Beth Phoenix eliminates The Great Khali from the Royal Rumble
-Lay-Cool gets beaten by Mae Young
! Despicable Me Award
-CM Punk sings "Happy Birthday" to Rey Mysterio's daughter
-Sheamus attacks Triple H with a lead pipe while The Game talks about Shawn Michaels
-The Nexus attacks Ricky Steamboat and WWE Legends
-Kane buries The Undertaker alive
! Holy %&^%& Move of the Year
-Kofi Kingston hits Drew McIntyre with a leg drop off ladder through announce table
-John Cena sends Batista onto a car and through the stage with two Attitude Adjustments
-Randy Orton delivers RKO to a flying Evan Bourne
-John Morrison dives off set onto Daniel Bryan and The Miz
! Guest Star Shining Moment of the Year
-Mike Tyson punches out Chris Jericho
-Pee-wee Herman vs. The Miz
-Florence Henderson kisses The Great Khali
-William Shatner sings WWE Entrances
! "Oh Snap" Meltdown of the Year
-Big Show destroys Jack Swagger's trophies
-Edge destroys the Raw GM's computer
-Alberto Del Rio injures Rey Mysterio's arm with a steel chair
-Batista quits WWE
! WWE Moment of the Year
-Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels shake hands
-The Nexus debuts and attacks John Cena
-The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels in Michaels' final match
-Kane wins Money in Bank, cashes in on same night
! WWE Diva of the Year
-To be determined in a Diva Battle Royal on Monday's Raw
Miz is Superstar of the Year, no doubt about it. It was his year. BUT, I'd love if they DIDN'T give it to him, and he gets all bitchy that with EVERYTHING he did, he still didn't get the award. Bonus points if they give it to Randy Orton, to fuel their feud.
And it was really, REALLY hard to go against the Taker/HBK retirement match, but in the end, it's the first major moment of 2010 that gets my vote. Bret and Shawn's moment in the middle of the ring still gives me goosebumps.
Ticked off about the Diva of the Year match though. Why not just GIVE it to the Diva who deserves it? It shouldn't be based on one damn match.
One personal Slammy award goes to Evan Bourne, being the Most Buried Superstar of 2010.
EDIT: "Reptile Dysfuction!" facepalm
EDIT 2: Christian!! 8D