I decided to write a One Piece Parody of the popular song Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Enjoy.
Strawhat Luffy was hopping around
Going Merry like a kids playground
when suddenly Kuro pushed up his shades
which Bon Clay took as requests to get laid.
Smoker got pissed and prepared to strike
But got attacked by Kriegs coat of spikes
who proceded to beat the good old marine
Untill Wiper went and broke his spleen
and he started kicking ass and writing stories
But then got killed by Broggy and Dorry
but before they could make it back to the land Elbaf
Lucci came and chopped their arms clean off
And Zoro got mad and cast aside his feelings
and killed Kuina or should I say Tashigi
but he felt real sad and he ran away
while Buggy the Clown came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of One Piece Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of One Piece Destiny
Wapol started eating all the competition
When suddenly he had a premonition
About some toys that had heads that were all bobbin
But his dream was short by the hands of Robin
and Sanji was injured, and trying to have fun
when Red Haired Shanks came back with a gun
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
for Califa took him out with her thorn whip
Nami saw Foxy come from the side
Which made him really scared so hedecided to hide
And Laboon came but was then shot down
By the 4kids editors who made Luffy frown
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Al Kahn tried to jump in his vault
But Luffy’s moves were way to fast
And he kicked Al Kahn and his Hammer Gun ass!
this is the Ultimate Showdown of One Piece Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown…
angels sang out and bells started to ring
down from the heavens descended Soge King
who sang his song that touched the heart
of Chef Zeff the old fart
who fell over on the ground, for he was slain
and Soge King caused Koby to fall in pain
but Chopper fell for his clever disguise
but Kabuto was shot fast and then he dies
then Morgan the great and his Axe Hand might
and all of Skypeias angel Knights and
Namis sis Nojiko and Oliva Nico
Hatchi and Chu and miss Makino
Aokiji, Sengoku, Supa Franky, and Eneru
Big Pan, Doublefinger, Arlong, Shu- Shu
Falcon Pell and Jackal Chaka,
Croc,Doc Hirulik, and Spanda
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Soge King in his sniper ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with Franky Familily in total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
Kahns life was claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Hatorri with blood in a feather
this is the Ultimate Showdown of One Piece Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown…this is the Ultimate Showdown…this is the Ultimate Showdown…of One Piece Destiny