New York City:
Fresh from killing a busload of tourists, Nny stops by a hardware store to pick up some new wares, as his chainsaw's blades have gotten dull.
"Ooh!," squealed Johnny, holding up a brand spanking new chainsaw. "I'll take it! Here, hold this." He tosses his old one at an employee, who takes a bevy of toothy blades in the chest and collapses.
"One chainsaw." He put the piece of clunky machinery by the register.
"…Cash or charge?," gulped the cashier.
Johnny looked perturbed and leaped on the counter. "Let me tell you something about CREDIT CARDS and HUMAN EXISTANCE and the irony that holds the two together like so much Krazy Glue…"
Before he could go on, a crash is heard and he's hit in the face with something long and blunt. It was that of a tentacle, belonging to the man who had just broke through the hardware store wall - Dr. Octopus.
"So you're the reason that bus outside is in flames? The same bus that kept me from escaping with valuable merchandise?," he asked.
"cough Yeah that'd be me," Nny replied.
"Because of that bus you decided to blow up, I had to leave my wares behind. And now you're ready to cause more destruction to get in my way, aren't you?"
"Looks that way."
"I can't let that happen again today. Say your prayers, boy."
"Funny, seeing has you ruined one of my trademark long, drawn out speeches about something I find profound-slash-amusing, I should be saying the same thing to you."
Johnny brandishes his new chainsaw, while the good Doctor whips out all four tentacles ready to strike.
BEGIN!