Granted. You go insane. Batshit insane.
I wish I could read some Terry Pratchett books (he sounds pretty good).
Corrupt a wish
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Um…granted, but you have to write a book report for each one.
I wish I could reply in the picture battle. What a crappy end to a fun thread.
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Granted but you're banned during the process.
I wish that guns didn't exsist.
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Granted, but then you are attacked by a bear.
I wish this stupid bird flu would go away. A new case was reported just 100 km from me away.
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Granted, uh-oh! Here comes bear flu.
I wish I had a sister instead of brother.
If all my talents and powers were taken away from me by some inscrutable Providence, and I had my choice of keeping but one, I would unhesitatingly ask to be allowed to keep the Power of Speaking, for through it, I would quickly recover all the rest.
–Daniel Webster
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Closed pending the outcome of the debate here. See that thread for complaints/flames/etc., but please direct them at me if you want to be nasty.
