The cold night wind blew through the air as a shadowy figure moved silently through the halls of the New Avenger tower. Tony Stark was busy in his lab when he was roused by one of the alarms being tripped. "eh it is probably just Peter getting a late night snack again….but I guess I better check it out" he thought to himself. With a quick check of the security system he found the disturbance coming from the kitchen. "Just as I thought, I will go tell Peter to be more careful" he said to himself.
As he rounded the corner he was greeted with the image of Deadpool wearing a pair of Red White and Blue boxer's on his head, making himself a sandwich. "Yo! Whats up, you got and miracle whip. You know a sandwich just isn't a sandwich with out the tangy zip of miracle whip" The merc with a mouth quipped.
"Wade, what are you doing here, and why do you have Captain America's Boxer's on your head?" Tony Stark asked while furrowing his brow. "Wait you know I am not sure I really want to know."
"Well you see, funny story. The Supervillians and I were having our annual Slumberparty massacre and we were all playing truth or dare and Modok dared me that I couldn't get in here and steal old Red white and blue boys boxers. Also I bet Red skull that Cap was a Boxer Briefs guy so I guess I owe him five bucks and..." he continued while making his sandwich.
"Okay stop you have got to be kidding me" Tony shouted
"Your right I am making all this up" Deadpool smiled. "Actually I was looking at the new line up and I was wondering, do you think I could be an Avenger? Huh huh can I can I" Deadpool continued annoyingly. "I mean you guys let in old I am a black stereotype Luke Cage, not to mention that whack job The Sentry, I mean he is crazier than I am and I am certifiable. Plus I here the line "hey baby I am an Avenger" really sets the lady's swooning if you know what I mean. Speaking of ladies, how is that Spider Woman, huh, huh, wink wink" Deadpool said giving Tony a swift jab in the side "Cmon you know what I mean, how does that baby handle, Those things aren't real are they? I mean c'mon you can tell me, were both men, cmon" He continued with a wink.
Finally in frustration Tony shouted "Computer Armor up". The kitchen cabinets flew open as piece's of the Iron man Armor flew out and pieced themselves together onto Tony's body. "Alright Wade, I have had enough I want you out of my house ten seconds ago"
"Jesus Christ do you keep those things everywhere, like seriously the kitchen cabinets. I bet you got those things in the bathroom don't you?" Deadpool grinned "C'mon dont ya?" Then a bolt of energy singed passed his head. "I take it you won't let me finish my sandwich?".