@pirateneko:
ah!!! XD this is gonna get weird…
Yeah, everyone's gonna reveal their secret fetishes now.
Zoro was giddy. It was Valentine's Day, and he had still not told Robin how he felt about her. "How can I tell that attractive archeologist about how much I love her? How can I show her how much I just want to hold her in my arms and embrace her lips?" he thought to himself. He decided to give her a Valentine's Day card. He set out for the card shop and bumped into Luffy. He was getting a Valentine's Day Card for Robin as well. As it turned out, Luffy was in love with Zoro too! The two got into a huge duel of pie, which Luffy surprisingly won. They rushed into the shop, grabbed their card, and headed for the checkout lane. Zoro had a credit card, so he was able to buy his card faster. Both of them quickly ran back to the ship, only to find Robin in Usopp's arms. "Usopp, how could you?" said both Luffy and Zoro. "Chicks dig a man with a good nose. Sucks to be you, huh?" replied Usopp.